lolcode.com

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<div class="IPBDescription">I HAS A VAR</div>www.lolcode.com

"This site provides community documentation of the emergent LOLCODE language. It is our hope that the examples can grow in a way that is both internally consistent and suggest a real, feasible computing language."

Examples:
<!--c1--><div class='codetop'>CODE</div><div class='codemain'><!--ec1-->HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE<!--c2--></div><!--ec2-->

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CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
    UP VAR!!1
    VISIBLE VAR
    IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE<!--c2--></div><!--ec2-->

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CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
    AWSUM THX
        VISIBLE FILE
    O NOES
        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"
KTHXBYE<!--c2--></div><!--ec2-->


Quite frankly, I am absolutely astounded and in awe at the amount of win and <i>raw potential</i> in this revolutionary new language. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

Speed_2_Dave

The problem with it is that it's basically a clone of some other programming language. In fact, an obfuscated DIRECT CLONE.

Otherwise, it's hilarious... I'm just used to my hilarious code projects trying to take themselves seriously (for example, trying something new.)

lolfighter

This is equal parts win and cringe.

DOOManiac

I never knew it until now, but I've always wanted a GTFO keyword.

:D

KungFuDiscoMonkey

<Tekdude> Man... Do they have LOLGUI yet?
<DOOManiac> I want LOLWEB
<DOOManiac> IM IN UR SESSION EATING YOUR COOKIES


Gotta love the NS community. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

lolfighter

I have nothing to do with this. But I wish I had.

puzl

I bet this programming language's inventor is also a serial killer!!!

<a href="http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/" target="_blank">http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/</a>


HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?
YARLY
BTW this is true
VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"
NOWAI
BTW this is false
VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"
KTHX
KTHXBYE