Hitler banned from XBox Live

[WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">A funny re-sub video</div><a href="http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=71052" target="_blank">http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=71052</a>

Definitely worth a chuckle.
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    Oh man. Poor Hitler, I spent months looking for those agility orbs too. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

    Hilarious.
  • AnarkiThreeXSixAnarkiThreeXSix x_x Join Date: 2003-12-31 Member: 24894Members
    lol, that video is great, anyone know where/what the original is?
    and if theres any other parodies like this, I remember there was at least one made that was linked here ages ago -_^
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    edited June 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1632600:date=Jun 9 2007, 08:47 AM:name=AnarkiThreeXSix)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(AnarkiThreeXSix @ Jun 9 2007, 08:47 AM) [snapback]1632600[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    lol, that video is great, anyone know where/what the original is?
    and if theres any other parodies like this, I remember there was at least one made that was linked here ages ago -_^
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    original title: "Der Untergang"
    german movie about the last days of hitler in the fhrer-bunker

    <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Downfall-Bruno-Ganz/dp/B0009RCPUC/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-0032195-3056765?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1181372761&sr=8-1" target="_blank">http://www.amazon.com/Downfall-Bruno-Ganz/...2761&sr=8-1</a>

    downfall seems to be the us title
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Der Untergang/Downfall was a highly controversial movie (in Germany particularly) for portraying Hitler as what many of us don't want to view him as, but he ultimately was: A human. Bruno Ganz' performance as Adolf Hitler is chillingly convincing.
  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    I really want to see this movie, now.
  • QuaunautQuaunaut The longest seven days in history... Join Date: 2003-03-21 Member: 14759Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    Me too. The women outside nearly made me desperate to understand what in the hell was going on.
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    Some people have too much free time on their hands, but all their work makes me laugh and smile.

    "Don't worry, he's not that desperate!"
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Oh damn I'm in tears!

    "running around as a mad italian jumping on god damn turtles!"
  • CrispyCrispy Jaded GD Join Date: 2004-08-22 Member: 30793Members, Constellation
    Freakin hilarious! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

    I loved his reaction when he heard the news. Fitted in so well.
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    i love you, internet.
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    Funny <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
    I found it hard not to hear what he really said, and just read the subtitles.
    Damn U high school german <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
  • LuukasLuukas Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25009Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1632600:date=Jun 9 2007, 09:47 AM:name=AnarkiThreeXSix)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(AnarkiThreeXSix @ Jun 9 2007, 09:47 AM) [snapback]1632600[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    and if theres any other parodies like this, I remember there was at least one made that was linked here ages ago -_^
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    ... this one?

    [youtube]tcW3hbnR2EI[/youtube]
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    edited June 2007
    haha, even funnier. Right in the beginning, he answers:

    Really: ...nein
    Subtitles: gently caress, yes!
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Hmm. The text is indeed over in the funny camp. Yet I can understand what they are saying so I'm in conflict <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />

    Anyway. The location they recorded some of the the movie (st Petersburg?). In "the making of der Untergang" Bruno said that when he was walking around the filming locations (as Hitler), the people living there, well the elder people that actually endured WW2, had a terrified/angry/confused look on their face...

    Bruno didn't feel very welcome there, I guess <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    edited June 2007
    Haha that was great, the forum topics on the right side of the page are even funnier hahaha (had a cuss word for every topic, i should had screen caped it XD)
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Those of you who don't speak german actually have an advantage here. Do you have any idea how hard it is to follow the subtitles when people are saying something completely different?
  • TykjenTykjen Join Date: 2003-01-21 Member: 12552Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    haha hilarious
    lol: poor germans then.
  • digzdigz be still, maggot Join Date: 2002-05-07 Member: 588Members, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    That made me laugh pretty damn hard.
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1632786:date=Jun 10 2007, 04:15 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Jun 10 2007, 04:15 AM) [snapback]1632786[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Those of you who don't speak german actually have an advantage here. Do you have any idea how hard it is to follow the subtitles when people are saying something completely different?
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    I'm starting to think you guys are incapable of hitting mute. Sheesh.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1632824:date=Jun 10 2007, 09:55 PM:name=T_h_e_m)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(T_h_e_m @ Jun 10 2007, 09:55 PM) [snapback]1632824[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I'm starting to think you guys are incapable of hitting mute. Sheesh.
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    Hit mute yourself and watch it. Maybe then you will understand why seeing someone raging is not as much fun as seeing AND hearing someone raging <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1632612:date=Jun 9 2007, 05:06 AM:name=Quaunaut)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quaunaut @ Jun 9 2007, 05:06 AM) [snapback]1632612[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Me too. The women outside nearly made me desperate to understand what in the hell was going on.
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    The city is surrounded and the fighting troops are in trouble and Hitler believes his General, Felix Steiner, will come through and rescue the city, but the generals tell him that Steiner couldn't mobilize enough men. Hitler orders the lower ranked officers out of the room. Hitler gets all mad because he thinks everyone's against him and purposelly not following orders. (I like the comedy in "you think you're generals because you spent years at a military academy only to learn how to hold a knife and fork"). Then it's all 'the war is lost, but I'm not leaving Berlin, I'd rather shoot myself in the head'.

    Pretty funny matchup with the subtitles anyway <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" /> .


    I didn't find it particularily hard to block out the German, though; I find it rather difficult to concentrate on reading something and listen to what someone is saying simultaneously (when it's in two languages) unless I notice that they match up or are opposites. I've got no idea what you guys are talking about <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" /> .
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1632824:date=Jun 10 2007, 09:55 PM:name=T_h_e_m)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(T_h_e_m @ Jun 10 2007, 09:55 PM) [snapback]1632824[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I'm starting to think you guys are incapable of hitting mute. Sheesh.
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    Two thirds of the fun I get from movies and clips are shouting and loud noises. I ain't turning that off. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1632825:date=Jun 10 2007, 10:11 PM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Faskalia @ Jun 10 2007, 10:11 PM) [snapback]1632825[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Hit mute yourself and watch it. Maybe then you will understand why seeing someone raging is not as much fun as seeing AND hearing someone raging <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink-fix.gif" />
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    What he said.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1632612:date=Jun 9 2007, 12:06 PM:name=Quaunaut)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Quaunaut @ Jun 9 2007, 12:06 PM) [snapback]1632612[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Me too. The women outside nearly made me desperate to understand what in the hell was going on.
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    The enemy succeded in penetrating our defenciv position in a broad formation.

    To the south the enemy took Zossen and is advancing on Stansdorf.

    The enemy operates at the northern city border between Frohenau and Panko and in the east the enemy reached the line Karlshorst

    Hitler: Steiners counterattack will put everything right.

    My Führer, Steiner...

    Steiner was not able to gather enough forces for a counterattack.

    The attack Steiner did not happen.

    Hitler: Keitler Jodel and Krebs are to leave the room.
    *soldiers are leaving the room*
    Hitler: It was an order!

    Hitler Steiners attack was an order!

    Who are you, that you dare not following my orders.
    *camera shows the outside of the room*
    *cant understand this part*
    *inside the room again*
    Hitler: Everyone lied to me, even the SS.

    Hitler: The generals or nothing more than a bunch of backstabbing honorless ######.

    My Führer I cannt allow, that the soldiers who are bleeding for you...

    Hitler: ######, traitors, throw-outs!

    My Führer, what you are saying is outrageous.

    Hitler: The generals are the scum of the german people.

    Hitler: They are witheout honour.

    Hitler: You are calling yourself generals because you spent years on military acadamies, just to learn how to hold knife and fork!
    *camera shows the outside of the room again*
    *cant understand this part*
    *inside the room again*
    Hitler: ... I have overcome every resistance.

    Hitler: I should have had all higher ranking officers executed, years aga; like Stalin!

    Hitler: I never went to an academy.

    Hitler: But yet, I conquered all of europe just by myself.
    *camera shows the different generals in the room*
    Hitler: Traitors.

    Hitler: From the beginning everyone just betrayed and lied to me!

    Hitler: An unbelievable treachery has been forced upon the german people.

    Hitler: But all those traitors are going pay! They will pay with their own blood. They will drown in their own blood.
    *camera shws the outside of the room again*
    Women: Dont worry Gerda, calm down.
    *camera shows the inside ofthe room*
    Hitler: My order are ignored. (He actually says: My orders are spoken into the wind)

    Hitler: It is impossible to lead under these circumstances.

    Hitler: It is over.

    Hitler: THe war is lost.

    Hitler: But if you think that I am going to leave Berlin you are wrong. I would shoot myself before leaving Berlin.

    Hitler: Do whatever you want.
  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1632838:date=Jun 10 2007, 04:08 PM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Faskalia @ Jun 10 2007, 04:08 PM) [snapback]1632838[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Steiner was not able to gather enough forces for a counterattack.

    The attack Steiner did not happen.

    Hitler: Keitler Jodel and Krebs are to leave the room.
    *soldiers are leaving the room*
    Hitler: It was an order!
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    Well,

    General: Steiner konnte nicht genügende Kräfte für einen Angriff massieren. Der Angriff Steiners ist nicht erfolgt.
    Steiner couldn't amass enough forces for an attack. Steiner's attack didn't occur.

    Hitler: Es bleiben im Raum Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, und Buthal (or something like that, I don't get the last guy's name)
    Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and [whacked-named-guy] stay in the room.

    Hitler: Das war ein Befehl! Der Angriff Steiners war Befehl!
    That was an order! Steiner's attack was an order!



    Not to derail the thread any further, but I recommend seeing the movie (however, if you don't speak German, I don't believe it has ever (or most likely will ever) be dubbed, so you're stuck with subtitles); I also recommend - if you speak German - to listen to <a href="http://www.yle.fi/player/player.jsp?name=El%E4v%E4+arkisto%2F00376_3" target="_blank">the only non-speech recording of hitler</a> ever made...pretty much what Bruno Ganz had to work with for finding out how Hitler spoke in personal conversations.
  • Soylent_greenSoylent_green Join Date: 2002-12-20 Member: 11220Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    Here's something interesting. I stumbled onto the factoid that the Germans used methamphetamine as a stimulant in the military and that Hitler's personal physician Dr. Morell may have given him daily meth injections. And it's certainly tempting to say that this explains a lot but the doses may have been too small for the usual effects(euphoria, delusions of grandure, obsessiveness with repetitive tasks etc.).

    I then further stumbled onto the factoid that methamphetamine is used to treat ADHD and narcolepsy(!) and apparently one of the more effective drugs for ADHD sufferers but many patients refuse to take it and doctors refuse to subscribe it.

    It's apparently fairly easily produced by addicts using ephedrine from cold medication, lithium from batteries, hydrocloric acid, ammonia and some other gunk. That's kind of troubling considering it's much stronger than cocaine, lasts longer and widely considered one of the most dangerous drugs.
  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1632961:date=Jun 11 2007, 06:23 PM:name=Soylent_green)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Soylent_green @ Jun 11 2007, 06:23 PM) [snapback]1632961[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->It's apparently fairly easily produced by addicts using ephedrine from cold medication, lithium from batteries, hydrocloric acid, ammonia and some other gunk. That's kind of troubling considering it's much stronger than cocaine, lasts longer and widely considered one of the most dangerous drugs.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Requires a lot of each ingredient though which makes it hard to produce easily in decent quantities.
  • Iced_EagleIced_Eagle Borg Engineer Join Date: 2003-03-02 Member: 14218Members
    Haha that's awesome!

    I loved it when they started talking bout the PS3, then they showed the girl outside crying harder and was comforted by saying "Don't worry, he's not that desperate"
  • ChocolateChocolate The Team Mascot Join Date: 2006-10-31 Member: 58123Members
    I was chuckling and smiling all the way through the video <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1632985:date=Jun 11 2007, 01:32 PM:name=Chocolate)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Chocolate @ Jun 11 2007, 01:32 PM) [snapback]1632985[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    I was chuckling and smiling all the way through the video <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />.
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    Yeah Hitler evokes the same reaction from me too.
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