The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.

[WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
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<a href="http://skippyslist.com/?page_id=3" target="_blank">The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.</a>

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • DrfuzzyDrfuzzy FEW... MORE.... INCHES... Join Date: 2003-09-21 Member: 21094Members
    68. I may not line my helmet with tin foil to “Block out the space mind control lasers”.

    80. Not allowed to wear a dress to any army functions.

    91. I am not authorized to initiate Jihad.

    i didnt read past 91, haha these are great <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    edited July 2007
    Does the list include: Taking a major prisoner (during an exercise), because he was not marked as overseeing personal and had thus to be treated as an enemy force? If not, then does it include anything that tops this in terms of treating superiors without respect and getting away with it?

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    33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

    34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.

    Thats exactly why I enjoyed my service! These two sentences sum up about 80% of what you need to know about any army worldwide!
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  • KungFuDiscoMonkeyKungFuDiscoMonkey Creator of ns_altair 日本福岡県 Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14555Members, NS1 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos
    an oldie but still hillarious <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />.
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  • OmegamanOmegaman Join Date: 2004-01-11 Member: 25239Members
    103. My commander is not old enough to have fought in the civil war, and I should stop implying that he did.

    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    <a href="http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html" target="_blank">1,001 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG</a>
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  • HybridclawHybridclaw Join Date: 2003-11-03 Member: 22271Members
    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->b) I witnessed another soldier do it. (Like the Sergeant we had, that basically went insane, and crucified some dead mice.)
    c) Was spontaneously informed I was not allowed to do. (Like start a porn studio.)
    d) Was the result of a clarification of the above. (“What about especially patriotic porn?”)<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    If i wasn't so lazy I would probably read more of these, but from what I read these are pretty good
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    edited July 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1638784:date=Jul 13 2007, 03:29 PM:name=Black_Mage)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Black_Mage @ Jul 13 2007, 03:29 PM) [snapback]1638784[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    <a href="http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html" target="_blank">1,001 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG</a>
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    yah, there are a few good lists inspired by Skipy's.

    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->15. Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LIES!


    heh, I always forget howmany of these lines sound like they came from me.

    9. My monk's lips must be in sync.
    Had a game I was allowed to do that (All Flesh expansion, Enter The Zombie)

    17. Collateral Damage Man is not an appropriate name for a super hero.
    LIES!

    30. I am not to kill off all the vampires in the LARP, even if they are terminally stupid.
    So Tempting!

    31. The backup trap handler is not whoever has the most HP at the time.
    No, the person with the best saves is.


    maky, need to stop now.

    107. There is no such game as Wereshark the Buffet.
    correct, it was a subchapter.
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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    I always liked:
    64. My paladin's battle cry is not "Good for the Good God"
    and
    503. Dwarves do not get Beard Cancer.
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  • ZigZig ...I am Captain Planet&#33; Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1576Members
    I fkken loled at both of those skulkbait XD

    These lists are indeed pretty oldschool. They hearken back to the young, happy days of the internets.
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  • That_Annoying_KidThat_Annoying_Kid Sire of Titles Join Date: 2003-03-01 Member: 14175Members, Constellation
    ah re read the oldie but goodie
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    54. “Napalm sticks to kids” is *not* a motivational phrase.

    Now THAT'S total BS! <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    Yeah totally, it sticks to adults too.
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