Fox News Strikes Again

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<div class="IPBDescription">This time, Michael Vick is buying missles from Al Qaeda</div>[img]http://www.foxnews.com/images/300478/1_61_vick_michael_07.jpg[img]

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<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--> Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

• Click here to read the filing against Vick.(pdf)

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Oh man, i lol'd. I think hes in with anonymous blowing up vans too.

Comments

  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Have you seen that special on HBO (I think) about dogfighting and how these dogs are raised / trained? It literally sickened me.
  • KungFuSquirrelKungFuSquirrel Basher of Muttons Join Date: 2002-01-26 Member: 103Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Oh, man, that inmate guy. He's either crazy or brilliantly funny, possibly both. He's basically sued every famous person he can find, as well as (I think) some abstract concepts.

    My hero.
  • SkinnYSkinnY Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7500Members
    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->stop physically hurting my feelings
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    How is that even possible? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    $63,000,000,000 billion... that's a lot of billions... comes out to 63 quintillion I think. I wish him the best of luck.
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1644632:date=Aug 19 2007, 05:31 PM:name=DiscoZombie)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoZombie @ Aug 19 2007, 05:31 PM) [snapback]1644632[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    $63,000,000,000 billion... that's a lot of billions... comes out to 63 quintillion I think. I wish him the best of luck.
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    Yeah but I bet the guy settles out of court for like, half.

    <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
  • CabooseCaboose title = name(self, handle) Join Date: 2003-02-15 Member: 13597Members, Constellation
    Send 'em to Gitmo!
  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    I want a copyright on my name...
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