I Wanna be the Guy

PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">The Movie: The Game</div><img src="http://pulsaris.googlepages.com/title.png" border="0" class="linked-image" />

<a href="http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/downloads.php" target="_blank">I WANNA BE THE GUY</a>

This is sort of like a cross between that Megaman parody where you fight pedobear and Jumper. I can't get past the 3rd screen though so I don't know you tell me.

I don't know why this kid wants to be the guy so badly but he must be pretty dedicated if he's willing to go through all this for it. I wouldn't stand in his way if I were you.

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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    There have got to be some controls I don't know about. Because from what I know, the second screen is impossible. It seems I can walk around, double jump, and shoot. And none of those are going to cut it.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    edited November 2007
    <span style='color:#000000;background:#000000'>stupid apple defying gravity on the second screen cracked me up XD

    So did the last apple, NOT defying gravity when I expected it to omgwtfpwn me

    Also third screen has me puzzled as well, AND make sure you do NOT press "R" when advancing without a savepoint, as it will reload all your progress, I found that out the hard way!</span>
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1660343:date=Nov 12 2007, 11:02 AM:name=[WHO]Them)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE([WHO]Them @ Nov 12 2007, 11:02 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1660343"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    There have got to be some controls I don't know about. Because from what I know, the second screen is impossible. It seems I can walk around, double jump, and shoot. And none of those are going to cut it.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Do you mean this second screen?

    <img src="http://pulsaris.googlepages.com/applesdonotfallup.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

    Because all you have to do is <span style='color:#000000;background:#000000'>dodge the apples and jump on the platforms.</span>
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    edited November 2007
    you guys got past the first screen? I got too bored. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" /> and I was playing on medium with a bow in my hair.

    amusing concept though. if it had a quicksave I might keep trying.

    about that other game that was mentioned:

    <center><object width="450" height="356"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kNNIzXE8zbE"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kNNIzXE8zbE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="356"></embed></object></center>

    if someone has a similar video for this game, I'd love to watch it, and enjoy the game vicariously without the personal frustration.
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Any list of impossible platformers out there? Also as long as we are youtubing --> I found this one on youtube quite funny... <u><b>WARNING HAS PROFANITY</b></u>, mainly because of frustration <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    <center><object width="450" height="356"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tPm1oQXosSE"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tPm1oQXosSE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="356"></embed></object></center>

    The guys does have some mad skills though...
  • PulsePulse To create, to create and escape. Join Date: 2002-08-29 Member: 1248Members, Constellation
    edited November 2007
    <!--quoteo(post=1660354:date=Nov 12 2007, 12:05 PM:name=Kouji_San)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Kouji_San @ Nov 12 2007, 12:05 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1660354"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Any list of impossible platformers out there? Also as long as we are youtubing --> I found this one on youtube quite funny... <u><b>WARNING HAS PROFANITY</b></u>, mainly because of frustration <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />

    snip

    The guys does have some mad skills though...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href="http://video.google.ca/videosearch?q=lp+super+metroid+impossible" target="_blank">Super Metroid Impossible</a>

    Do a google video search for "let's play mario romhack". Any romhack will do, really.

    The video you just posted is really lame, by the way, and fake - the guy isn't even really playing, he's just pretending to be pissed off while watching a video of someone else playing it.
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    That video made me frustrated just watching it. I recommend the Hardest Super Mario Bros Mod in Under 3 Minutes for catharsis.
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    edited November 2007
    re: Kouji's youtube... "This is worse than an RL Stine book"... awesome =P it's like Christopher Walken plays Super Mario Bros.
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    How the hell are you supposed to get passed this cloud level? And how do you save?
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1660349:date=Nov 12 2007, 11:25 AM:name=Pulse)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pulse @ Nov 12 2007, 11:25 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1660349"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Do you mean this second screen?

    <img src="http://pulsaris.googlepages.com/applesdonotfallup.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

    Because all you have to do is <span style='color:#000000;background:#000000'>dodge the apples and jump on the platforms.</span><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    Maybe I hit a glitch. My first screen is running down a bunch of hallways, every time you drop down a platform a huge wall of spikes shoots across the level and vaporizes you. The second screen is a gigantic pit of spikes where you drop in on the very top-left side, and there's a safe platform in the upper right side. But it's impossible to get to that platform with your single use double-jump.
  • TyrainTyrain Join Date: 2003-01-03 Member: 11746Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1660376:date=Nov 12 2007, 11:19 PM:name=[WHO]Them)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE([WHO]Them @ Nov 12 2007, 11:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1660376"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Maybe I hit a glitch. My first screen is running down a bunch of hallways, every time you drop down a platform a huge wall of spikes shoots across the level and vaporizes you. The second screen is a gigantic pit of spikes where you drop in on the very top-left side, and there's a safe platform in the upper right side. But it's impossible to get to that platform with your single use double-jump.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Them, just jump up at the very start. You'll end up in the screen with them apples.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1660376:date=Nov 12 2007, 05:19 PM:name=[WHO]Them)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE([WHO]Them @ Nov 12 2007, 05:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1660376"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->
    Maybe I hit a glitch. My first screen is running down a bunch of hallways, every time you drop down a platform a huge wall of spikes shoots across the level and vaporizes you. The second screen is a gigantic pit of spikes where you drop in on the very top-left side, and there's a safe platform in the upper right side. But it's impossible to get to that platform with your single use double-jump.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    There are 2 directions you can go from the first screen, down or up.

    If you skip the spike walls of dewm (by going up) you run into the apple trees.

    Yah, the game is an exercise in futility, I gave up rather quickly as it isn't about skill, simply about knowing what dumb thing will be sprung next
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    edited November 2007
    I just got across the invisible platforms, and I don't know what to do <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" /> I also went upwards through the top of the level on the clouds part by riding the squishy-celing-spike thing. Too much to dodge up there though.

    edit: Nm screwing invisible platforms, riding the spike barrier upwards is easier.

    edit2: I HATE THIS GAME
  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    <center><object width="450" height="356"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SsUPXDlyUp4"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SsUPXDlyUp4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="356"></embed></object></center>

    <center><object width="450" height="356"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pDq6AhpB0zE"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pDq6AhpB0zE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="356"></embed></object></center>

    <center><object width="450" height="356"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GMejeerZm2c"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GMejeerZm2c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="450" height="356"></embed></object></center>

    the worst part is, as hard as it looks, it must be even harder IRL because this playthrough doesn't show the zillions of ways you can die...
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