The Cadaver Calculator

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<div class="IPBDescription">Find out how much your bodu is worth.</div><a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/cadaver" target="_blank">Cadaver Calculator</a>

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->So you've bitten the big one and instead of pushing up daisies your loved ones decided it would be best to sell your body to science. This survey will tell you approximately how much money they'd get for it. Cadaver values are primarily based on overall health and the level of interest your corpse holds to the medical research industry.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<b>Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4515!</b>


Tell us how much your dead body is worth. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":0" border="0" alt="wow.gif" />
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  • TestamentTestament Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4037Members
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4965!
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4915!

    Doesn't that make you feel great?
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    What's a bodu I don't have one of those.
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  • douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    $5065! beat that suckas!
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    $5650. I wonder if it would revise its estimate if it could know how ugly I am.
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  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    6John got owned.
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  • JimmehJimmeh Join Date: 2003-08-24 Member: 20173Members, Constellation
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4015!

    I obviously win.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    edited January 2008
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5525!

    When selecting Hair, I guess if you have really long hair you're worth more.

    Here's the results of some fiddling:
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $9575!

    Turns out if you're obese, albino and have a rare disease you're casket's going to have spinnaz.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1668594:date=Jan 27 2008, 07:17 PM:name=Liku)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Liku @ Jan 27 2008, 07:17 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1668594"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Turns out if you're obese, albino and have a rare disease you're casket's going to have spinnaz.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Selling your body to purchase a tricked out casket is about as ironic as selling your hair to pay for a comb.
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  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Empty casket burials are nothing new, this one would just rock the world six feet under.
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4840!

    But isn't this calcuator missing one thing, what about the bling bling mofos with gold/diamond set teeth <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4440!


    Nothing to see here.....
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  • BlackMageBlackMage [citation needed] Join Date: 2003-06-18 Member: 17474Members, Constellation
    time to enter the corpse business!

    also, $5365
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  • HazeHaze O RLY? Join Date: 2003-07-07 Member: 18018Members, Constellation
    edited January 2008
    Even <i>if</i> you sell your body, you <b>still</b> can't buy a system to run Crysis on full specs.

    ...unless you're an obese albino man with a rare disease.
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  • AegeriAegeri Join Date: 2003-02-13 Member: 13486Members
    $4890.

    I'm a bit too healthy it appears :/
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  • SkulkBaitSkulkBait Join Date: 2003-02-11 Member: 13423Members
    $4905. Turns out I really am worth more dead than alive.
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  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $7050!


















    Okay okay, I'll be honest ><
    Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4125!
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1668604:date=Jan 27 2008, 10:24 PM:name=Kouji_San)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Kouji_San @ Jan 27 2008, 10:24 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1668604"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4840!

    But isn't this calcuator missing one thing, what about the bling bling mofos with gold/diamond set teeth <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Lololol, good point KS. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin-fix.gif" />
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    What if like, I have a body and it's not my own, but like, it's totally safe and stuff. Can I still sell it?
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1668661:date=Jan 28 2008, 09:46 AM:name=Abra)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Abra @ Jan 28 2008, 09:46 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1668661"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->What if like, I have a body and it's not my own, but like, it's totally safe and stuff. Can I still sell it?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    According to Dr. Frankenstein, yes.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1668629:date=Jan 28 2008, 01:08 AM:name=Haze)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Haze @ Jan 28 2008, 01:08 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1668629"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Even <i>if</i> you sell your body, you <b>still</b> can't buy a system to run Crysis on full specs.

    ...unless you're an obese albino man with a rare disease.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Actually every person in this thread could make enough money to buy a PC that would easily run Crysis on Very High.
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    edited January 2008
    These numbers are actually too low I think. Organs (such as kidney/liver/heart) can go anywhere from 5k to 20k each on the black market(assuming they are in good condition). That's not counting things like bone-marrow cells/bones themselves either. A dead body can be quite a source of wealth if you have the right tools.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1668687:date=Jan 28 2008, 10:50 AM:name=Xyth)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Xyth @ Jan 28 2008, 10:50 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1668687"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->These numbers are actually too low I think. Organs (such as kidney/liver/heart) can go anywhere from 5k to 20k each on the black market(assuming they are in good condition). That's not counting things like bone-marrow cells/bones themselves either. A dead body can be quite a source of wealth if you have the right tools.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I think it's assuming you're selling the body to science, not to shady body chopshops.
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    You have to buy a membership to unlock "Black Market".
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  • frostymoosefrostymoose Join Date: 2003-09-12 Member: 20799Members
    $5400
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  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1668750:date=Jan 28 2008, 04:41 PM:name=frostymoose)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(frostymoose @ Jan 28 2008, 04:41 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1668750"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->$5400<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    That's different, people can eat moose without getting strange looks.
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  • UltimaGeckoUltimaGecko hates endnotes Join Date: 2003-05-14 Member: 16320Members
    "Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week."


    Also, their rare disease is sort of ...vague. "Do you have a rare disease like 'Elephantitis'?" Seriously, that's all you got? No other examples? Lupus? Aniridia? Hemophillia? Osteogenesis imperfecta? ...Chickenpox?
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1668779:date=Jan 29 2008, 04:08 AM:name=UltimaGecko)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(UltimaGecko @ Jan 29 2008, 04:08 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1668779"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->"Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come next week."
    Also, their rare disease is sort of ...vague. "Do you have a rare disease like 'Elephantitis'?" Seriously, that's all you got? No other examples? Lupus? Aniridia? Hemophillia? Osteogenesis imperfecta? ...Chickenpox?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ... and your score was? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1668782:date=Jan 29 2008, 07:04 AM:name=Depot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Depot @ Jan 29 2008, 07:04 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1668782"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->... and your score was? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    -$0.01
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1668782:date=Jan 29 2008, 06:04 AM:name=Depot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Depot @ Jan 29 2008, 06:04 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1668782"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->... and your score was? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I'm not sure if we can really fault someone for failing to copy and paste a trivial number that nobody cares about in the grand scheme of things.

    <span style='color:#000000;background:#000000'>I am afraid someone will beat me</span>
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