A "Plan" on U.S. Foreign Policy

DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
<div class="IPBDescription">...since Obama has no foreign policy experience</div>
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole' boys' we will never 'interfere' with again.

2) "We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) "All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) "All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!
No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) "No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "F" and it's back home baby.

6) "The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) "Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil.
If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) "If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) "Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) "All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
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"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "</b>

Comments

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    I'm glad you've gotten over your knee-jerk reactions to opinions that don't align 100% with what you've believed your whole life and will never seriously reconsider, and have instead embraced a nuanced, subtle view of the political realm that bespeaks wonders about your ability to understand both sides of an issue and reconcile the varied positions that learned people from all parts of the spectrum take.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    I understand Barack Obama has no foreign policy experience, and could well benefit from the above-posted suggestions. <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" />
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    I'll take the troll bait in the title. Obama is currently on the U.S. Senate Committee on Foreign Relations. Specifically Chair of European Affairs. And I'm sure you saw the picture of him in traditional garb in Kenya. I don't really understand what the rest of this post is referring to, doesn't seem to have anything to do with Obama.
  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    I can't tell if you're trolling, quoting, or just being... yourself.
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    u r so funneh, do u rite jokes 4 $?
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    Well since there's nothing of value in this topic...

    Antarctic Oil Drilling.... Worst Job Ever?
  • Raza.Raza. Join Date: 2004-01-24 Member: 25663Members, Constellation
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    edited March 2008
    As long as women get less to say, I'm a happy lobbyist.

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