locallyunsceneFeeder of TrollsJoin Date: 2002-12-25Member: 11528Members, Constellation
<!--quoteo(post=1678262:date=May 10 2008, 05:05 AM:name=Khaze)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Khaze @ May 10 2008, 05:05 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678262"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->You can trust me.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> I'm pretty sure I can trust you, but I'm not HIV positive.
X_StickmanNot good enough for a custom title.Join Date: 2003-04-15Member: 15533Members, Constellation
<!--quoteo(post=1678267:date=May 10 2008, 12:07 PM:name=locallyunscene)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(locallyunscene @ May 10 2008, 12:07 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678267"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I'm pretty sure I can trust you, but I'm not HIV positive.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This kinda reminds me of those werewolf/monster sites where you'd 'eat' or 'infect' people and stuff by getting them to click on links to your site. Boy were those fun... not ¬.¬
Edit: But that really got me thinking. I need to protect myself better while serving on the internet: <img src="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2527539/2/istockphoto_2527539_condom_mouse.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
Wait, this has been here since yesterday? Our moderators are usually faster about removing links to referral games. Guess it's due to the holidays, give it a little while.
InsaneAnomalyJoin Date: 2002-05-13Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
Okay, consciousness-raising, yeah I get that, but what's the point of the tracker? It's not as if clicking a link is analogous to sex, so it's not actually counting anything significant.
And "observe the global consequences"? Probably not, though, eh? I mean, those places most stricken by AIDS aren't exactly likely to come across this site, what with having no internet or computers.
<!--quoteo(post=1678416:date=May 12 2008, 05:15 AM:name=Abra)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Abra @ May 12 2008, 05:15 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678416"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I know in what continent HIV started, but I'm not gonna tell because that would be morally incorrect.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> could it be related to that starcraft evolution picture i posted? XD
<!--quoteo(post=1678469:date=May 12 2008, 07:25 PM:name=Drfuzzy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Drfuzzy @ May 12 2008, 07:25 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678469"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->could it be related to that starcraft evolution picture i posted? XD<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Are you implying, that the first HIV outbreak was in Korea? That sounds awfully off.
<!--quoteo(post=1678759:date=May 16 2008, 07:59 PM:name=CommunistWithAGun)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CommunistWithAGun @ May 16 2008, 07:59 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678759"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Why can't HIV be airborne and rid this filthy planet of us<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Cures are a horrible idea. You sell a man a pill, he swallows it and is cured. Customer satisfaction is good and fine, but that man has now ceased to be a customer, and is therefore not adding value to your company. It is far better to sell him a drug that merely suppresses the disease if taken regularly. In this fashion, he remains a customer, providing your company with a steady flow of revenue. Furthermore, he remains a potential infector, and may therefore through his sexual life transform worthless non-customers into revenue-generating customers, thus further increasing revenue flow and giving their life meaning.
<!--quoteo(post=1678786:date=May 17 2008, 04:56 PM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ May 17 2008, 04:56 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678786"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Cures are a horrible idea. You sell a man a pill, he swallows it and is cured. Customer satisfaction is good and fine, but that man has now ceased to be a customer, and is therefore not adding value to your company. It is far better to sell him a drug that merely suppresses the disease if taken regularly. In this fashion, he remains a customer, providing your company with a steady flow of revenue. Furthermore, he remains a potential infector, and may therefore through his sexual life transform worthless non-customers into revenue-generating customers, thus further increasing revenue flow and giving their life meaning.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
True, but instead of being an immoral prick, you could just kidnap their family and then press for a ransom.
The beauty of my method is that it is completely legal. Sure, I need to have the odd medical genius assassinated because he comes up with an actual cure, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. After all, I serve a higher goal.
<!--quoteo(post=1678786:date=May 17 2008, 09:56 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ May 17 2008, 09:56 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678786"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->It is far better to sell him a drug that merely suppresses the disease if taken regularly. In this fashion, he remains a customer, providing your company with a steady flow of revenue. Furthermore, he remains a potential infector, and may therefore through his sexual life transform worthless non-customers into revenue-generating customers, thus further increasing revenue flow and giving their life meaning.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And then you go out of business because another company just sells the cure.
All the PR HIV is getting is good, but it's worth noting you've "only" got a 1% chance of contracting HIV from having unprotected sex with a HIV positive person.
Still- condom good; AIDS bad.
I think the WHO are considering offering circumcision to all newborn African children as it's a surpisingly effective way to prevent contracting an STI.
Random fact- did you know breast feeding is 99% effective at preventing pregnancy? I kid you not.
<!--quoteo(post=1678792:date=May 17 2008, 05:32 PM:name=Nil_IQ)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Nil_IQ @ May 17 2008, 05:32 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678792"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->And then you go out of business because another company just sells the cure.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> Unless it is suddenly revealed that that company is using child labour. Of course, the company will claim that they're being smeared, but they won't be able to prove it.
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I'm pretty sure I can trust you, but I'm not HIV positive.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/X_Stickman/Stuff/picard-facepalm.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
Joke's on you.
Edit: But that really got me thinking. I need to protect myself better while serving on the internet:
<img src="http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2527539/2/istockphoto_2527539_condom_mouse.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
And "observe the global consequences"? Probably not, though, eh? I mean, those places most stricken by AIDS aren't exactly likely to come across this site, what with having no internet or computers.
could it be related to that starcraft evolution picture i posted? XD
Are you implying, that the first HIV outbreak was in Korea?
That sounds awfully off.
I agree.
i wouldnt miss you, at least
True, but instead of being an immoral prick, you could just kidnap their family and then press for a ransom.
And then you go out of business because another company just sells the cure.
Still- condom good; AIDS bad.
I think the WHO are considering offering circumcision to all newborn African children as it's a surpisingly effective way to prevent contracting an STI.
Random fact- did you know breast feeding is 99% effective at preventing pregnancy? I kid you not.
Unless it is suddenly revealed that that company is using child labour. Of course, the company will claim that they're being smeared, but they won't be able to prove it.
Locked.