What does a 320 pound woman look like?

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What does a 320 pound woman look like?

The tallest (and biggest) woman in the world lives in Holland. She is 7'4" and weighs 320 pounds...

<img src="http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/7.4ftWoman1.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /> <img src="http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/7.4ftWoman2.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

<img src="http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2004/7.4ftWoman3.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /> I mean, WTF is she wearing heels for?
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    That's a lot of woman!
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    Now the big question:

    Does she qualify for a "big boob fetish video", although her proportions seem right. Tell me weirdos of the internet. Is it about breast mass or is it about a totally displaced looking body part?
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    Her legs run from ground to heaven. Literally...
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  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    ###### That's horrible! That ###### is ######ING crazy!
    SHE'S HUGE!
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  • DiscoZombieDiscoZombie Join Date: 2003-08-05 Member: 18951Members
    are we sure those photos aren't photoshopped? People with gigantism usually look disproportionate in some way or another, but she looks normally proportioned.
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1678938:date=May 19 2008, 04:05 PM:name=DiscoZombie)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DiscoZombie @ May 19 2008, 04:05 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678938"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->are we sure those photos aren't photoshopped? People with gigantism usually look disproportionate in some way or another, but she looks normally proportioned.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006032603243" target="_blank">Heather Greene, the woman shown in the photographs</a>

    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Heather Greene, the woman shown in the photographs above, is indeed a real person, but she's not from Holland, nor is she the tallest woman in the world. Heather lives in Las Vegas, and although she is quite tall and passes the 7-foot mark in heels, she is "only" 6'-5½" in her stocking feet, well short of the record for the world's tallest woman.

    The photographs sent around with the message quoted above are actually sample pictures taken from her web site, heatherhaven.com. The pictures are "real" in the sense that they have not been digitally manipulated, but they convey a false impression of Heather's true height because she is paired with people who are shorter than average (the man is 5'7" and the woman 5'1"), and she is posing in some of them while wearing shoes with several-inch heels.

    Since 1976, the tallest living woman in the world (as recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records) has been 47-year-old Sandy Allen of Shelbyville, Indiana, who reached a height of 7 feet 7-1/4 inches as a teenager before undergoing pituitary surgery to control her growth.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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  • aNytiMeaNytiMe Join Date: 2008-03-31 Member: 64007Members, Constellation
    Too fat for me.
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    <!--quoteo(post=1678954:date=May 19 2008, 11:20 PM:name=aNytiMe)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(aNytiMe @ May 19 2008, 11:20 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678954"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Too fat for me.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    What? Apart from the fact that you apparently haven't heard of such a thing as a height:weight ratio, at what point where you invited to decide whether this woman that you'll probably never meet is suitably attractive for you to go to bed with? Or have you forgotten that she's actually a person and not just some object put on display for your assessment?
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  • the_x5the_x5 the Xzianthian Join Date: 2004-03-02 Member: 27041Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1678932:date=May 19 2008, 03:48 PM:name=Gwahir)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Gwahir @ May 19 2008, 03:48 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678932"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->That's a lot of woman!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    My thoughts <i>exactly</i>. Where the hell do you all find this stuff?!
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  • MonkfishMonkfish Sonic-boom-inducing buttcheeks of terrifying speed&#33; Join Date: 2003-06-03 Member: 16972Members
    edited May 2008
    *lets all be nice* --Comprox
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  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    THAT'S A HUGE ######!
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  • ZaggyZaggy NullPointerException The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-12-10 Member: 24214Forum Moderators, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos, Subnautica Playtester
    <a href="http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp" target="_blank">http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp</a>

    Heather Greene from Las Vegas.

    Longest living woman in Guinness World Records: <a href="http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/human_body/extreme_bodies/tallest_woman_-_living.aspx" target="_blank">http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/record...n_-_living.aspx</a>

    Heather uhh looks better though.
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  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <a href="http://xs.to" target="_blank"><img src="http://xs127.xs.to/xs127/08212/hueg902.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" /></a>
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  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1678968:date=May 19 2008, 08:08 PM:name=the_x5)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(the_x5 @ May 19 2008, 08:08 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678968"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->My thoughts <i>exactly</i>. Where the hell do you all find this stuff?!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    It finds me... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":0" border="0" alt="wow.gif" />

    <!--quoteo(post=1678980:date=May 20 2008, 03:49 AM:name=Zaggy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Zaggy @ May 20 2008, 03:49 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678980"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><a href="http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp" target="_blank">http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp</a>

    Heather Greene from Las Vegas.

    Longest living woman in Guinness World Records: <a href="http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/human_body/extreme_bodies/tallest_woman_-_living.aspx" target="_blank">http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/record...n_-_living.aspx</a>

    Heather uhh looks better though.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    No doubt... the "real" tallest woman looks related to Andre the Giant, eh? <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/confused-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="???" border="0" alt="confused-fix.gif" />
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  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    <!--quoteo(post=1678987:date=May 20 2008, 12:41 PM:name=Depot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Depot @ May 20 2008, 12:41 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1678987"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->It finds me... <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wow.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":0" border="0" alt="wow.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    And that doesn't scare you!
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Oh man, you so win the "comeback of the decade" award for that one. The levels of originality and wit are off ALL of the following: the hook, the chain, the charts, the grid, and most importantly, the wagon.
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  • aNytiMeaNytiMe Join Date: 2008-03-31 Member: 64007Members, Constellation
    edited May 2008
    No, no, no, I don't think you've read the <i>climate</i> of my post. You fale at internet.

    My general cut off point is a belly smile, for the record.
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    What's your native language?
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  • aNytiMeaNytiMe Join Date: 2008-03-31 Member: 64007Members, Constellation
    Russian
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  • InsaneInsane Anomaly Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 605Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, NS2 Map Tester, Subnautica Developer, Pistachionauts, Future Perfect Developer
    edited May 2008
    *really not too nice* --Comprox
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  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1679050:date=May 20 2008, 11:46 PM:name=aNytiMe)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(aNytiMe @ May 20 2008, 11:46 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1679050"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->My general cut off point is a belly smile, for the record.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    translates into russian (babelfish]
    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Мой пункт генералитета отрезанный усмешка живота, для показателя.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    which reults in, when translated back (babelfish)
    <!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->My point of generals that cut off is the smile of stomach, for the index.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Babelfish seems to be a very decent translation site, cause the original and the back-forth translated text both score 9/10 on the applause-o-meter.
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  • aNytiMeaNytiMe Join Date: 2008-03-31 Member: 64007Members, Constellation
    edited May 2008
    *no need to respond to the attack like that* --Comprox
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  • ComproxComprox *chortle* Canada Join Date: 2002-01-23 Member: 7Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, NS2 Developer, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Silver, Subnautica Developer, Subnautica Playtester, Pistachionauts
    Sigh.

    Locked.
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