The Secret

eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
I've been making a bit of jelly lately (the awesome wobbly gelatin kind, not your weird american "actually called jam" kind) and no matter how enthusiastically I stir it, or how slowly I pour the jelly powder in, I still get annoying, disgusting undissolved jelly crystals on the bottom of my jelly. I don't want to add significantly more water because that would destabilise my jelly and subsequently destroy my care-free attitude to the world.

Last night, however, I struck upon a potential answer. After you've poured in the jelly and stirred it to hell and back, <i>pour it into another container</i>. I'm pretty damn sure that this will solve my jelly powder problems once and for all.

So, yeah, that's my Secret and I thought I'd do the philanthropical thing and share it with the world.
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  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    I thought this was going to be about that ridiculous self-help book (might have been a video too, I don't know)
    This however is much, much better.
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    Pictures of your jello or <i>I don't believe you.</i>
  • A_Boojum_SnarkA_Boojum_Snark Join Date: 2003-09-07 Member: 20628Members
    Use hotter water? Can't say I've ever had your problem.
  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1689965:date=Oct 11 2008, 06:14 AM:name=Xyth)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Xyth @ Oct 11 2008, 06:14 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1689965"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Pictures of your jello or <i>I don't believe you.</i><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <img src="http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/1999/biblepicsry6.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />

    yeah!
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    I've never had problems with undissolved crystals. More/hotter water imo.

    --Scythe--
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1689981:date=Oct 11 2008, 05:52 AM:name=Scythe)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scythe @ Oct 11 2008, 05:52 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1689981"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I've never had problems with undissolved crystals. More/hotter water imo.

    --Scythe--<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    indeed, aren't you supposed to stir it into boiling water?
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    Yeah I just boil the kettle and pour it right in, stirring as I go.

    My jelly has been known to make men fall to their knees and weep in awe of it's glory.


    <i>Yes.</i>
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    Unless your jelly makes oiled up bikini women spontaneously appear, it is not yet ultimate.
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1690020:date=Oct 11 2008, 09:17 PM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(lolfighter @ Oct 11 2008, 09:17 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1690020"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Unless your jelly makes oiled up bikini women spontaneously appear, it is not yet ultimate.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    Oh, it does. But the spontaneously oiled up bikini women then find me surrounded by men on their knees, weeping.

    So they walk away.
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    edited September 2015
  • A_Boojum_SnarkA_Boojum_Snark Join Date: 2003-09-07 Member: 20628Members
    Only thing that comes to mind: could it be your local water? Some mineral or whatnot in it that is interfering. If you're using tap water buy a bottle of it or something and try.
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    edited September 2015
  • Crono5Crono5 Join Date: 2003-07-22 Member: 18357Members
    This thread is <i>amazing</i>. Bravo!
  • ScytheScythe Join Date: 2002-01-25 Member: 46NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation, Reinforced - Silver
    <!--quoteo(post=1690030:date=Oct 12 2008, 02:33 PM:name=A_Boojum_Snark)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(A_Boojum_Snark @ Oct 12 2008, 02:33 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1690030"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Only thing that comes to mind: could it be your local water? Some mineral or whatnot in it that is interfering. If you're using tap water buy a bottle of it or something and try.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    The man might be on to something. There might be something in your water that's causing the common ion effect.

    Try boiling a jug of bottled water, see if that improves matters. Also, have you tried with different bowls? The one you're using might provide precipitation points for the sugar to form out of the supersaturated solution. Try the smoothest bowl you can find, preferably glass.

    --Scythe--
  • A_Boojum_SnarkA_Boojum_Snark Join Date: 2003-09-07 Member: 20628Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1690032:date=Oct 11 2008, 11:40 PM:name=eediot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(eediot @ Oct 11 2008, 11:40 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1690032"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Our water is chlorinated and has fluoride in it, which isnt an issue except for the secret mind control devices. but im less worried about that than i am about my inferior-quality jelly produce <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad-fix.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad-fix.gif" /><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    As Scythe said in a way more sciency way than I did, I'm not talking about things the utility company adds on purpose and tells you about. I just mean the naturally occurring non-h2o substances in your water that they don't deem necessary to filter out.
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1690028:date=Oct 12 2008, 05:01 AM:name=eediot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(eediot @ Oct 12 2008, 05:01 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1690028"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Can you please detail the exact procedure used? I've tried several ways, all with boiling water, following the directions on the packet (and different types too, so different directions.)

    Most of them are basically the following: Pour powder in bowl, add 200ml boiling water, stir thoroughly, add 250ml cold water, stir, refridgerate.

    I've tried adding powder in before and afterwards and at different volume rates (i.e slower to allow time to mix) but I always get bloody powder crystals stuck on the sides and the bottom. Even if I'd added 450ml of boiling water it'd happen the same way.

    Do I buy inferior jelly crystals, am I doing something fundamentally wrong or are you lying on the internet to impress me?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Never used the powder, I use those little chunks of concentrated jelly that come in packs that look like a bar of red, rubbery chocolate.
  • SvenpaSvenpa Wait, what? Join Date: 2004-01-03 Member: 25012Members, Constellation
    Jellyfish, this word has rung in my head since the third post.

    Wonder if you can flavour them?

    Sorry, never done jelly and never will most likely, despite all the pressure from this men-suddenly-and-mysteriously-synced jelly thread.

    Jellyfish.
  • spellman23spellman23 NS1 Theorycraft Expert Join Date: 2007-05-17 Member: 60920Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1689955:date=Oct 11 2008, 01:44 AM:name=eediot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(eediot @ Oct 11 2008, 01:44 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1689955"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I've been making a bit of jelly lately (the awesome wobbly gelatin kind, not your weird american "actually called jam" kind) and no matter how enthusiastically I stir it, or how slowly I pour the jelly powder in, I still get annoying, disgusting undissolved jelly crystals on the bottom of my jelly. I don't want to add significantly more water because that would destabilise my jelly and subsequently destroy my care-free attitude to the world.

    Last night, however, I struck upon a potential answer. After you've poured in the jelly and stirred it to hell and back, <i>pour it into another container</i>. I'm pretty damn sure that this will solve my jelly powder problems once and for all.

    So, yeah, that's my Secret and I thought I'd do the philanthropical thing and share it with the world.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Actually, the real secret is to pour the water into the gelatin, and don't use super hot water either. Then, after all the powder has dissolved, add the rest of the hot water.

    The problem you're experiencing is when some of the powder on the outside forms a kind of coat, protecting dry power on the inside, making the crystals. So, by adding water to the powder, you prevent the powder from floating on the top, thus creating a melted and non-melted layer, and by pouring only a little to begin with prevent any crystal that do form from being suspended in liquid, thus making them impossible to squash. Also, by using hot water, you encourage the powder it first contacts with to dissolve. By using merely warm water, the power tends to not dissolve as quickly and thus can't form the sticky coat around other granules of powder.

    After you've dissolved it all (adding a little more water if needed) adding the rest of the hot water to bring the goo to the proper proportions of gelatin to water and you're good to go.
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    edited September 2015
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    You guys keep going on about jelly powder.

    Powder?!

    What arcane world do you nether folk live in?

    In my country, we use *chunks*. Big rubbery chunks of jelly that you melt into hot water and then it makes bigger jelly.

    We use chunks of concentrated jelly. What is this "powder" you speak of.
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    edited September 2015
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1690144:date=Oct 13 2008, 07:20 AM:name=eediot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(eediot @ Oct 13 2008, 07:20 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1690144"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->All will be revealed in a matter of hours, mere mortal. Arise, Sir Knobbly of Jellyton, your destiny awaits...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    *gasp-clap*
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    admittedly, this "pour water into powder" is odd to me. The directions on Jell-O (Yes, I am an American), is to pour the package into boiling water (As in, actually currently, sitting on the flame, boiling), and then adding cold water and popping in the fridge.

    If you have the water as a constant heat source (instead of having only so much energy in it), you should be able to just keep mixing the crap.



    BTW:
    Unless you are making trifle, the stuff is nasty <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" /> (and even there, trifle is still nasty unless it is the Italian stuff that doesn't use gelatin)
  • spellman23spellman23 NS1 Theorycraft Expert Join Date: 2007-05-17 Member: 60920Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1690156:date=Oct 13 2008, 09:56 AM:name=Thansal)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Thansal @ Oct 13 2008, 09:56 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1690156"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->admittedly, this "pour water into powder" is odd to me. The directions on Jell-O (Yes, I am an American), is to pour the package into boiling water (As in, actually currently, sitting on the flame, boiling), and then adding cold water and popping in the fridge.

    If you have the water as a constant heat source (instead of having only so much energy in it), you should be able to just keep mixing the crap.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Hey, I make gelatin goodness without the annoying crystals. Screw the directions, I get this stuff done.

    The problem with powder into hot water is the granules often get stuck and float at the top, if only briefly. However, this causes one layer of grains to form a layer of stickiness, and the other dry ones on top to stay unmelted. When you try to break this up, the sticky layer forms protective shells around the remaining dry ones, forming the annoying crystals.

    This is also why all good cooking directions have you mix liquids and solids in two different bowls, then add the liquid slowly to the dry, especially when flour is involved since flour also likes to form sticky annoying lumps. Certain exceptions of course.
  • locallyunscenelocallyunscene Feeder of Trolls Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11528Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1690194:date=Oct 13 2008, 01:23 PM:name=spellman23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(spellman23 @ Oct 13 2008, 01:23 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1690194"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Screw the directions, I get this stuff done.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    This would be my new sig quote if I didn't like the one I have so much.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1690156:date=Oct 13 2008, 05:56 AM:name=Thansal)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Thansal @ Oct 13 2008, 05:56 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1690156"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->admittedly, this "pour water into powder" is odd to me. The directions on Jell-O (Yes, I am an American), is to pour the package into boiling water (As in, actually currently, sitting on the flame, boiling), and then adding cold water and popping in the fridge.

    If you have the water as a constant heat source (instead of having only so much energy in it), you should be able to just keep mixing the crap.
    BTW:
    Unless you are making trifle, the stuff is nasty <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tounge.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":p" border="0" alt="tounge.gif" /> (and even there, trifle is still nasty unless it is the Italian stuff that doesn't use gelatin)<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Not exactly my New York friend... quoted from a box of JELL-O,
    <ol type='1'><li><b>STIR</b> 1 cup boiling water into gelatin in medium bowl at least 2 minutes until completely dissolved.</li><li><b>STIR</b> in 1 cup cold water.</li><li><b>REFRIGERATE</b> 4 hours or until firm. Makes 4 (1/2 cup) servings.</li></ol>This should work for you eediot. <img src="http://www.nsmod.org/forums/style_emoticons/default/hairpull.gif" border="0" class="linked-image" />
  • eedioteediot Join Date: 2003-02-24 Member: 13903Members
    edited September 2015
  • AbraAbra Would you kindly Join Date: 2003-08-17 Member: 19870Members
    That reminds me - we need an NSOT youtube thread! Here's the catch: With our own movies/stuff.

    And I'm off to making crude anime music videos.


    (jk, neruto is for noobs)

    Also, don't use powder, it is way messy - use beans.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1690229:date=Oct 14 2008, 07:56 AM:name=eediot)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(eediot @ Oct 14 2008, 07:56 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1690229"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I'm getting too many conflicting recipes and pieces of advice here.

    So, clearly the best solution is to post a youtube video

    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIF0i-WPeWo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIF0i-WPeWo</a><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Best video. Ever!
  • Nil_IQNil_IQ Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15520Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1690142:date=Oct 13 2008, 12:00 AM:name=X_Stickman)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(X_Stickman @ Oct 13 2008, 12:00 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1690142"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->You guys keep going on about jelly powder.

    Powder?!

    What arcane world do you nether folk live in?

    In my country, we use *chunks*. Big rubbery chunks of jelly that you melt into hot water and then it makes bigger jelly.

    We use chunks of concentrated jelly. What is this "powder" you speak of.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I used to just eat the concentrated jelly chunks sometimes. Mmm, additives.
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