What do you do and how much do you make?

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  • SentrySteveSentrySteve .txt Join Date: 2002-03-09 Member: 290Members, Constellation
    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YC7TMi0l68" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YC7TMi0l68</a>
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    I work in human resources. We're in charge of making sure that no part of the human goes to waste. Sinew makes for good shoelaces, for instance.
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    Oxygen distribution department.
    Without me lots of people would suffocate.
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    I go on internet forums and post random topics and make $0.01 per topic!
  • SwiftspearSwiftspear Custim tital Join Date: 2003-10-29 Member: 22097Members
  • FaskaliaFaskalia Wechsellichtzeichenanlage Join Date: 2004-09-12 Member: 31651Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1745115:date=Dec 30 2009, 03:54 AM:name=lolfighter)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (lolfighter @ Dec 30 2009, 03:54 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745115"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I work in human resources. We're in charge of making sure that no part of the human goes to waste. Sinew makes for good shoelaces, for instance.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Wait, I always assumed that the whole human body is processed into soilent green.

    Are you telling me, that I didn't get my daily sinew dose with my soilent green?
    No wonder I am not as flexible anymore.
  • DepotDepot The ModFather Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7956Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1745123:date=Dec 30 2009, 01:53 AM:name=Thaldarin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Thaldarin @ Dec 30 2009, 01:53 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745123"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I go on internet forums and post random topics and make $0.01 per topic!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Your contributions are priceless though. :->
  • juicejuice Join Date: 2003-01-28 Member: 12886Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1745123:date=Dec 30 2009, 01:53 AM:name=Thaldarin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Thaldarin @ Dec 30 2009, 01:53 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745123"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I go on internet forums and post random topics and make $0.01 per topic!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Brilliant.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1745127:date=Dec 30 2009, 08:08 AM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Faskalia @ Dec 30 2009, 08:08 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745127"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Wait, I always assumed that the whole human body is processed into soilent green.

    Are you telling me, that I didn't get my daily sinew dose with my soilent green?
    No wonder I am not as flexible anymore.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Are you kidding?! Soilent Green is made of the cheap parts that can't be used for anything else. If we put everything in there we'd have to triple the price.
  • Kouji_SanKouji_San Sr. Hινε Uρкεερεг - EUPT Deputy The Netherlands Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16271Members, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue
    I repost all of Thaldarin's posts on various blog sites and make €0.01 per blog entry...
  • sherpasherpa stopcommandermode Join Date: 2006-11-04 Member: 58338Members
    I work with faeces, urine, blood, sputum, nail clippings, skin scrapings, pus, tissue and genital swabs.

    I AM A BIOMEDICAL SCIENTIST.

    <i>If you can make it, I can test it.</i>
  • [WHO]Them[WHO]Them You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
    edited December 2009
    I make genital swabs. Swabs in the shape of genitalia.

    As far as how much I make. So far I've made 500 swabs, I'm working on 501 now.
  • XythXyth Avatar Join Date: 2003-11-04 Member: 22312Members
    I'm a student so I make nothing. As an future electrical engineer I hope to make slightly more then nothing after I graduate.
  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    I was a student, so I made nothing.

    I'm now graduated and have a degree, but it was in psychology so I still make nothing.
  • TekdudeTekdude Join Date: 2003-04-13 Member: 15455Members, Constellation, Forum staff
    edited December 2009
    I work for the Federal government and deal with Presidential dissenters. My specific unit works with people who question our Commander in Chief on the internet. I get paid about $300 per hour.
  • briktalbriktal Join Date: 2003-08-20 Member: 20021Members, Constellation
    edited December 2009
    <!--quoteo(post=1745196:date=Dec 7 1941, 07:17 PM:name=Tekdude)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tekdude @ Dec 7 1941, 07:17 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745196"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I work for the Federal government and deal with Presidential dissenters. My specific unit works with people who question our Commander in Chief on the internet. I get paid about $300 per person.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--coloro:grey--><span style="color:grey"><!--/coloro-->That doesn't even make sense.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->

    ~Sickle~
  • ThaldarinThaldarin Alonzi&#33; Join Date: 2003-07-15 Member: 18173Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1745157:date=Dec 30 2009, 03:22 PM:name=Kouji_San)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kouji_San @ Dec 30 2009, 03:22 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745157"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I repost all of Thaldarin's posts on various blog sites and make €0.01 per blog entry...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    It's like the troll becomes the trolled. Your job sir, is most epic!
  • ThiefThief Ownage Join Date: 2003-08-09 Member: 19214Members, Constellation
    I work in an oversight capacity for the Presidential Dissenters unit.
  • TesseractTesseract Join Date: 2007-06-21 Member: 61328Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1745198:date=Dec 31 2009, 01:20 AM:name=Thaldarin)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Thaldarin @ Dec 31 2009, 01:20 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745198"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->It's like the troll becomes the trolled. Your job sir, is most epic!<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    He made €0.04 for this post.
  • TekdudeTekdude Join Date: 2003-04-13 Member: 15455Members, Constellation, Forum staff
    edited December 2009
    <!--quoteo(post=1745197:date=Dec 30 2009, 07:19 PM:name=briktal)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (briktal @ Dec 30 2009, 07:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745197"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=1745196:date=Dec 7 1941, 07:17 PM:name=Tekdude)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tekdude @ Dec 7 1941, 07:17 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745196"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I work for the Federal government and deal with Presidential dissenters. My specific unit works with people who question our Commander in Chief on the internet. I get paid about $300 per person.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--coloro:grey--><span style="color:grey"><!--/coloro-->That doesn't even make sense.<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc-->

    ~Sickle~
    <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Don't change my text. I said "hour", not "person".
  • TesseractTesseract Join Date: 2007-06-21 Member: 61328Members, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1745194:date=Dec 31 2009, 01:06 AM:name=X_Stickman)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (X_Stickman @ Dec 31 2009, 01:06 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745194"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I was a student, so I made nothing.

    I'm now graduated and have a degree, but it was in psychology so I still make nothing.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I'd say you make an excellent paperweight.
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    As a human resources specialist, I can confirm that. Any of you would, really. Several, too. You know how the shinbone is connected to the thighbone? It doesn't have to be.
  • TemphageTemphage Join Date: 2009-10-28 Member: 69158Members
    I dropped out of college after a year and there really weren't any jobs in the area, so I signed on to a temp agency. After having me do a few oddball jobs, I got a pretty standard fare from a couple of weird guys who worked with a university or something. I guess they were getting an audit of some sort and hired me to organize and go through ALL their crap. Literally there were rooms full of it.

    They both kept laughing a lot and seemed to find every stupid thing funny. One of them was a doctor of something or another and the other was pretty slow, it was almost like Laurel and Hardy really. Anyway, my day was done so I asked them to sign my time card and they both just looked at me and laughed. After a little coaxing they finally did it, and while I was on my way out the door I think one of them hit me with something - hard.

    Anyway, the next thing I know I was in a spaceship with these irritating robots watching bad movies for five ###### years straight.
  • puzlpuzl The Old Firm Join Date: 2003-02-26 Member: 14029Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--quoteo(post=1745177:date=Dec 30 2009, 08:31 PM:name=sherpa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sherpa @ Dec 30 2009, 08:31 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745177"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I work with faeces, urine, blood, sputum, nail clippings, skin scrapings, pus, tissue and genital swabs.

    I AM A BIOMEDICAL SCIENTIST.

    <i>If you can make it, I can test it.</i><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


    Sounds like you work in a sausage factory.
  • sherpasherpa stopcommandermode Join Date: 2006-11-04 Member: 58338Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1745256:date=Dec 31 2009, 02:00 PM:name=puzl)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (puzl @ Dec 31 2009, 02:00 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745256"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Sounds like you work in a sausage factory.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I wish! Sausage factory people get better pay than NHS staff :<
  • spellman23spellman23 NS1 Theorycraft Expert Join Date: 2007-05-17 Member: 60920Members
    Overworked and underpaid.

    And if I claim to be a gamer by profession, I guess I even make negative income for work.
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    I work at the outsourcing factory where we manufacture the outsourcing that Obama uses to destroy the American way of life with his socialism. We have a mandatory 5 minutes of evil laughing every other Monday. Its a pretty rewarding job.
  • TekdudeTekdude Join Date: 2003-04-13 Member: 15455Members, Constellation, Forum staff
    <!--quoteo(post=1745274:date=Dec 31 2009, 01:01 PM:name=ZeroByte)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ZeroByte @ Dec 31 2009, 01:01 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745274"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I work at the outsourcing factory where we manufacture the outsourcing that Obama uses to destroy the American way of life with his socialism. We have a mandatory 5 minutes of evil laughing every other Monday. Its a pretty rewarding job.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Ah yes! I recognize you from the lunch room! How are things going over in that wing?
  • ZeroByteZeroByte Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3057Members
    <!--quoteo(post=1745275:date=Jan 1 2010, 02:07 AM:name=Tekdude)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Tekdude @ Jan 1 2010, 02:07 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1745275"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Ah yes! I recognize you from the lunch room! How are things going over in that wing?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Pretty left as wings go. We are working on a synergetic incentivized outsourcing that leverages federal stimulusization. And you?
  • Matt ReganMatt Regan Join Date: 2008-03-23 Member: 63946Members, Retired Developer, NS2 Developer
    I make video games.
    I get payed in the happiness of fans and all of your loving smiles.
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