so my girlfriend's friend just turned 21

douchebagatrondouchebagatron Custom member title Join Date: 2003-12-20 Member: 24581Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
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<div class="IPBDescription">but we are all 22</div>So as the title reads, my gal's pal just turned 21, which meeans she is tanked. She also has a kid and a babysitter waiting on her. No way she's driving home. I just called a taxi for her. Both her and my gal have been barfing at least everywhere for a while. The good news is that we won a full size card board cutout of michael jackson, which goes nicely with our mccain, obama, palin, and ###### pirate.


Any other fun drunk stories? P.s. I once drunkenly fought a homeless man. Goodnight.
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  • RetalesRetales Panigg cultist Join Date: 2003-08-07 Member: 19180Members
    I really don't know why people think drunk stories are funny. I honestly don't.

    "Haha we were drunk and doing stupid ###### and it was funny because ???. Oh man that was classic."
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  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    Quite so. Here's one:

    I was drunk, I passed out and forgot how the night went. I felt madly stupid and decided not to get completely wasted ever again.
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  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    edited March 2010
    This suddenly makes me want to pull up the stories that some one was posting about his job working at a club in aussie land (restaurant/club/casino type place). Mainly because they were entertaining anecdotes about dealing with obnoxious drunks. I for some reason want to say it was <strike>Insane</strike> Infinitum (close), but I will not swear to that.
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    edited March 2010
    During the summer between 12th and 13th grade a guy in my year (great guy, always in a good mood, kind of guy everyone likes) suffered a hypoglycemic attack (a combination of diabetes and alcohol intake was believed to be the reason) and wrapped his car around a tree. Luckily, the doctors believed that he died instantly, so he wasn't immolated alive. I dunno, is that a fun drunk story? Well, 1 out of 2 isn't bad at least.
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  • RobRob Unknown Enemy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 25Members, NS1 Playtester
    This is a freaking depressing thread.
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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    I drank a handle of vodka and woke up the next morning covered in blood. I checked the papers and someone had been stabbed to death but they arrested a hobo and that's the last I heard of any of it.
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  • KhazeKhaze Join Date: 2006-12-12 Member: 59031Members
    That's hilari -- waitwhat?
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  • KungFuDiscoMonkeyKungFuDiscoMonkey Creator of ns_altair 日本福岡県 Join Date: 2003-03-15 Member: 14555Members, NS1 Playtester, Reinforced - Onos
    err, yeah . . .
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