<!--quoteo(post=1796343:date=Aug 26 2010, 06:39 AM:name=Nil_IQ)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Nil_IQ @ Aug 26 2010, 06:39 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1796343"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Hey its my three-year-old sig! How you doing buddy?<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=1796350:date=Aug 26 2010, 02:39 AM:name=Faskalia)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Faskalia @ Aug 26 2010, 02:39 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1796350"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Is it still funny?
I am too lazy to turn sigs on to check.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=1680084:date=Jun 2 2008, 06:30 PM:name=Gwahir)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gwahir @ Jun 2 2008, 06:30 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680084"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=1680082:date=Jun 2 2008, 06:19 PM:name=Abra)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Abra @ Jun 2 2008, 06:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680082"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->The day the word "danger" makes it into my dictionary, is the day the workplace related deaths exceeds the "workplace related death-to-oh my, magma is being pumped, awesome!"-ratio.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> I am disturbed by your obsession with pumping hot fluids. <!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<b><!--sizeo:20--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:red--><span style="color:red"><!--/coloro-->Ceiling cat is watching you post.<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--></b>
Well it made me chuckle anyway. Ceiling cat and the big red text are very 2006 though, I may have to retire them. There's still stuff saved in the notes section of my control panel too; looks like I was planning a "Lets Play" style game of TFTD at some point, and was involved in some sort of debate about taxes in the debate and discussion forum. Is Tycho still around? I have a 3-year-old rebuttal for him.
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<!--quoteo(post=1796368:date=Aug 26 2010, 01:58 PM:name=Nil_IQ)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Nil_IQ @ Aug 26 2010, 01:58 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1796368"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Is Tycho still around? I have a 3-year-old rebuttal for him.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> He's still lurking around (Last Seen: Today, 04:31 PM GMT+1)
That_Annoying_KidSire of TitlesJoin Date: 2003-03-01Member: 14175Members, Constellation
The best NS meme we forgot was "when it's done"
my forum notepad is from ages ago, minus all the random ip's, phone numbers, and scary links One of the better quotes is the one about MonsE
<!--c1--><div class='codetop'>CODE</div><div class='codemain'><!--ec1-->Do not meddle in the affairs of onos, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
One out of every two marines gets a hmg! When the marine with the hmg gets killed, the one behind him picks up the hmg, and shoots!
Saying you found a Satanic Message in Doom 3 is like saying you found a Religious Message in the Bible.
Some people just need to be slapped with raw bacon until they're crying. -- Talesin
Player1: Who built sens first? Player2: Flayra Player1: OMG Flayra, why'd u build sensory? Flayra: cuz it's my game.
*Uses his clicky-clicky claws and teeth to chew up the dead horse some more* ... *Gags as the horse is partially on fire...*
"Hey Commander... Theres a bunch of thoes Rhinos things coming at out base, can you pass out guns or something"
You're not outnumbered; you're just in a target-rich environment.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who have friends.
"Posting in the suggestion forums is like sitting in a bathroom stall where the person next to you is taking a huge, nasty poo. Everyone knows it's there but they try to ignore it to the best of their ability."
Guns don't kill people, trigger_hurt's kill people
"Arguing with the moderators is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is **** him off."
"They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, if you play it forwards it installs Windows"
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war
If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?
Silence eliminates motion tracking if you come up behind them. :)
I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut
I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.
Them ignorants complain that we who control this space station think we're God. We're not God. We just use the "Smite" button profusely.
The difference between a dream and accomplishment is purely desire
they wanna fingerprint me and gimme some years, they'll only get one finger while im shifting gears!
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest... <AgentSmith> One of these...has a future. <Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this <AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak? *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
<pihlopase> Jesus Saves <jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. <Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......! <Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
the best way to be wrong is to find out it's really not your kid..
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
unfortunately, since the only thing i can do with a musical Instrument is sell it, all i can do is wish you the best of luck.
(Some pilot on planetside) If I say "eject!" and you say "what?" you'll be talking to yourself
I R GUNNA GO TO TEH SKOLL NAD LERN!
Focus on the goal, not the task
MonsE is like GOD, he was here in the beginning talking to the masses and now he's silent working in mysterious ways
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike <goatboy> what? <MooseOnDaLoose> ######. <goatboy> er? <MooseOnDaLoose> ######. <goatboy> and? <MooseOnDaLoose> ######. <goatboy> ... <MooseOnDaLoose> ######. <goatboy> i dont get it <MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL. <goatboy> ######
The Problem With Opportunity Is That It Only Knocks, While Temptation Kicks The Door In
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. ~Rami Belson
Little Mary took a drink, But she shall drink no more. For what she thought was H2O Was H2SO4.
<playamj> I need some creative ways of asking this girl I like to the prom...please post some ideas thanks! <secks> You can try walking up to her and pushing the use key
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks? <TheXPhial> vaccuums <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? <TheXPhial> black holes <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool? <TheXPhial> lava?<!--c2--></div><!--ec2-->
<!--quoteo(post=1796241:date=Aug 25 2010, 01:02 PM:name=Kouji_San)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kouji_San @ Aug 25 2010, 01:02 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1796241"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Or scorpions, or space orks, or shirtguns? (well that one kinda links in with them clorfs)<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> <img src="http://www.tifr.us/storage/post-images/Making-A-Man-Out-Of-A-Scorpion-1.jpg" border="0" class="linked-image" />
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Is it still funny?
I am too lazy to turn sigs on to check.
I am too lazy to turn sigs on to check.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=1680084:date=Jun 2 2008, 06:30 PM:name=Gwahir)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gwahir @ Jun 2 2008, 06:30 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680084"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=1680082:date=Jun 2 2008, 06:19 PM:name=Abra)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Abra @ Jun 2 2008, 06:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1680082"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->The day the word "danger" makes it into my dictionary, is the day the workplace related deaths exceeds the "workplace related death-to-oh my, magma is being pumped, awesome!"-ratio.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I am disturbed by your obsession with pumping hot fluids.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<b><!--sizeo:20--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:red--><span style="color:red"><!--/coloro-->Ceiling cat is watching you post.<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--></b>
Well it made me chuckle anyway. Ceiling cat and the big red text are very 2006 though, I may have to retire them. There's still stuff saved in the notes section of my control panel too; looks like I was planning a "Lets Play" style game of TFTD at some point, and was involved in some sort of debate about taxes in the debate and discussion forum. Is Tycho still around? I have a 3-year-old rebuttal for him.
He's still lurking around (Last Seen: Today, 04:31 PM GMT+1)
Now I really want to do a community fortress again :(
But it's still funny :)
my forum notepad is from ages ago, minus all the random ip's, phone numbers, and scary links
One of the better quotes is the one about MonsE
<!--c1--><div class='codetop'>CODE</div><div class='codemain'><!--ec1-->Do not meddle in the affairs of onos, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
One out of every two marines gets a hmg! When the marine with the hmg gets killed, the one behind him picks up the hmg, and shoots!
Saying you found a Satanic Message in Doom 3 is like saying you found a Religious Message in the Bible.
Some people just need to be slapped with raw bacon until they're crying. -- Talesin
Player1: Who built sens first?
Player2: Flayra
Player1: OMG Flayra, why'd u build sensory?
Flayra: cuz it's my game.
*Uses his clicky-clicky claws and teeth to chew up the dead horse some more*
...
*Gags as the horse is partially on fire...*
"Hey Commander... Theres a bunch of thoes Rhinos things coming at out base, can you pass out guns or something"
You're not outnumbered; you're just in a target-rich environment.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who have friends.
"Posting in the suggestion forums is like sitting in a bathroom stall where the person next to you is taking a huge, nasty poo. Everyone knows it's there but they try to ignore it to the best of their ability."
Guns don't kill people, trigger_hurt's kill people
"Arguing with the moderators is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is **** him off."
"They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, if you play it forwards it installs Windows"
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the US of arrogance and Germany doesn't want to go to war
If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?
Silence eliminates motion tracking if you come up behind them. :)
I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut
I'm not sure what four nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.
Them ignorants complain that we who control this space station think we're God. We're not God. We just use the "Smite" button profusely.
The difference between a dream and accomplishment is purely desire
they wanna fingerprint me and gimme some years, they'll only get one finger while im shifting gears!
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
<pihlopase> Jesus Saves
<jbroome> pases to moses, SCOOOOORE
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
the best way to be wrong is to find out it's really not your kid..
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
unfortunately, since the only thing i can do with a musical Instrument is sell it, all i can do is wish you the best of luck.
(Some pilot on planetside)
If I say "eject!" and you say "what?" you'll be talking to yourself
I R GUNNA GO TO TEH SKOLL NAD LERN!
Focus on the goal, not the task
MonsE is like GOD, he was here in the beginning talking to the masses and now he's silent working in mysterious ways
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> ######.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> ######.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> ######.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> ######.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> ######
The Problem With Opportunity Is That It Only Knocks,
While Temptation Kicks The Door In
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. ~Rami Belson
Little Mary took a drink,
But she shall drink no more.
For what she thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
<playamj> I need some creative ways of asking this girl I like to the prom...please post some ideas thanks!
<secks> You can try walking up to her and pushing the use key
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?<!--c2--></div><!--ec2-->
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