Fleshlight

StreifenHirnchenStreifenHirnchen Join Date: 2009-06-01 Member: 67609Members
edited April 2011 in Ideas and Suggestions
Hi,
One little thing...
Imo the fleshlight feels a bit "unreal"... give it more "range" ... dont know how to complain (stretching the cone? higher y(high) value for our math junks)
would be realy nice ;)

so long...
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  • FocusedWolfFocusedWolf Join Date: 2005-01-09 Member: 34258Members
    edited April 2011
    How about if all weapons (everything but pistol, axe, and flamethrower?) had a long-range narrow-beam flashlight, while the marines chest armor can feature a short-range wide-beam work/safety light.

    This way when you shoot the rifle the weapon light bounces around with the recoil while the chest-armor-light stays sort of still. Also when people die, or drop their weapons, the weapon light can stay on lighting up the floor a bit. Should compliment the atmosphere.
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  • PlasmaPlasma Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15855Members, Constellation, Squad Five Blue
    Nice err, choice of words :)
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  • Jason WhoreJason Whore Join Date: 2011-04-11 Member: 92514Members
    lol, isnt it called flashlight? and fleshlight is that think that they want to sell you on pr0n sites?
    also +1 focusedWolf thats an awesome idea :3
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  • KuBaNKuBaN Join Date: 2002-11-16 Member: 8979Members, Constellation
    edited April 2011
    And I was expecting more spambots :)

    Now I'm imagining all TSA Marines being issued a fleshlight...

    Lieutenant: "Here ya go son. Get's awful lonely out in space..."
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  • AlignAlign Remain Calm Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5216Forum Moderators, Constellation
    I would guess the expected lifetime of your average TSA marine would be too short for that to come into play...
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  • uffouffo Join Date: 2003-05-03 Member: 16026Members
    edited April 2011
    <!--quoteo(post=1841822:date=Apr 21 2011, 11:06 PM:name=Align)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Align @ Apr 21 2011, 11:06 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1841822"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->I would guess the expected lifetime of your average TSA marine would be too short for that to come into play...<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That's why they are integrated into the armor. After all, you know the shrink has said that they need an outlet for their aggression.
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  • KuBaNKuBaN Join Date: 2002-11-16 Member: 8979Members, Constellation
    edited April 2011
    <!--quoteo(post=1841824:date=Apr 21 2011, 04:19 PM:name=uffo)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (uffo @ Apr 21 2011, 04:19 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1841824"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->That's why they are integrated into the armor. After all, you know the shrink has said that they need an outlet for their aggression.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    LOL'D
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  • StreifenHirnchenStreifenHirnchen Join Date: 2009-06-01 Member: 67609Members
    edited April 2011
    holymoly!
    oh damn... sorry my english isnt realy that perfect, im from germany ... but this fail made me lol for about a hour :)

    sorry for that xD
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  • HarimauHarimau Join Date: 2007-12-24 Member: 63250Members
    ###### win.
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  • DeadzoneDeadzone Join Date: 2003-07-03 Member: 17911Members, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--quoteo(post=1841893:date=Apr 21 2011, 11:10 PM:name=StreifenHirnchen)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (StreifenHirnchen @ Apr 21 2011, 11:10 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1841893"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->holymoly!
    oh damn... sorry my english isnt realy that perfect, im from germany ... but this fail made me lol for about a hour :)

    sorry for that xD<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    It's all good. Made me laugh, anyway :D
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