Funniest Kill?

Sober · November 2002

<div class="IPBDescription">funnies kill u even had...</div> Well, once i was playing ummm..... ns_caged or ns_nancy i'm sure, well anyway, we were being atacked by Onos, as usual.

Funny thing is that i decided to fire off my LMG rounds (just a clip; 50) and i switchced to the knife and started swinging it frantically, and i ended up knifing the last Onos (but will low hp he had)

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God Onos are somehow harder to kill when you're <b>NOT</b> one.

DarkWulf · November 2002

iunno...

most of my silly kills are just pistol kills.

or once i started knifing a gestating alien, and right before i finish, i glance up and theres a skulk getting ready to pounce. i back up and get my LMG out. the larvae dies (gotta love lag comp sometimes) and the skulk dies with a quick hail of LMG.

or once a skulk jumped on me, i paniced fired with my pistol (LMG was empty) and somehow he died. i almost wet myself. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'>

ThatOneDude · November 2002

This isnt exactly one kill, but i had my trustly LMG by my side, when i camped at a resource point waiting for the commander to build. Then this one admin as a skulk ran in and i blew him away.<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'> He apparently got really **obscenity** and killed me using the console. EVERY TIME (he or any of his buddies never got me) I killed him he used his powers of admin to kill me cuz he couldnt kill me any other way <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'> . After the 5th time killing him, he learned his lesson and went fade, then got chopped down my good ol LMG + pistol combo <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'> . Then he went ahead and banned me from the server for life, but it was worth it to kill that **obscenity** so many times, lol.

I got a pic if you wanna see what he said

UngaBunga · November 2002

Okay, the funniest kill I've ever made had to be as a Skulk.

I was hiding to the side of a passage waiting to tag any marine who walked by with a parasite. I was quite low on health and far enough away from the hive that I really didn't expect to survive a face to face encounter with a marine. I figured the faint spitting sound when I fired off my parasite would probably be enough to call down the mighty rage of my victim with little chance for my escape.

...was I ever wrong...

When I heard the footsteps approaching I hunkered down for the impending confrontation. When he appeared and walked right past me I fired the parasite into his backside but his reaction was not what I had expected...

...he simply keeled over and died!

Geez, I thought to myself, and I was worried about my health?

Vash · November 2002

funniest kill...i was cloaked outside the hive, as a fade, full upgrades in carapace, adrenaline, and cloaking...so one marine, no armor, lmg, walks STRAIGHT AT ME. obviously im cloaked so he doesnt see me...he walks directly into me and i slash the hell out of him...that alone wasnt that funny, but about 5 more marines came in and did the exact same thing...they practically walked up and rammed my claws into their own eyes

Testament · November 2002

I didn't kill him, but I would have died if it weren't for him.

I was on the map with the South Loop. I was at the resource node near the Marine spawn, and a skulk ran at me as fast at it could and leaped at me. It was just about to hit me, when a teammate came beside it, and just before it hit my face, maybe a milisecond before it was gonna kill me. (I had like 10HP) He fired and the skulk turned into goo.

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Edit: Another story

I was alien on...I'm not sure the map. Eclipse I think.

But anyway, I was a fade cloaked at a resource node, and down came 2 or 3 heavy marines with HMG's with a light armor + LMG to be a recon at the node. They called for ammo, and healing, then left. Well I accidently moved and the Fade made his move growl thing. The marine looked around, getting nervous. He walked towards me, and bumped into me. He payed no attention and turned around to go the corner...then I came behind him and waited for him to turn around. As soon as he did, he got his face clawed off.

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BedwettingType · November 2002

Lol Unga, I did the same thing. It was on ns_hera, and I caught a lone marine near our hive, across the room from me.

"PTOO!..... THUD!"

It was so unexpected I almost fell off my chair laughing.

It turns out his health was at 1, hehe.

ekent · November 2002

I love winning ns_caged as an alien (not that I don't love winning as a marine) because at the end they're all holed up in their base, I go fade and toss acid rockets in and get about 5 kills per volley. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

Ravlen · November 2002

It would have to be in this very short 4 on 4 match I played a while back... the aliens weren't exactly organized, so I was the only skulk that ended up rushing. I don't know what the marines were doing, but they were all in a tight group in their spawn, and not watching for the rush. I just mowed them down like a hot knife through butter. I immediately started working on their spawns, and as they spawned one by one, I killed them again. One lone skulk. After I took out one spawn and nearly had the other, the commander hopped out and tagged me good.

When the dust settled, I was 9 and 1, and it was all solo <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'>

Ravlen

Unknown · November 2002

My funniest kill was a parasite kill. I was a skulk cloaked and hiding on a wall when a marine camping a node started to call for a med pack. I desided to wait for the comm to drop health and a RT and then kill the marine. So then after 5 min of hearing "I need a med pack stat!", I parasited the fool and killed him! I was LMFAO so much after that.

Another funniest kill that I saw was 3 Primal Scream Kills!

<a href='http://www.boomspeed.com/domon_kasshu/Primal_Scream_Kill.bmp' target='_blank'>Look Here for Proof!</a>

Note: That is not me.

Luck · November 2002

I had two bullets in my LMG, no reloads, so I just decided to fire them down the hall before switching to pistol.

They killed a cloaked fade.

Unknown · November 2002

Just posted my funniest NS story elsewhere, but here's the recap.

Killed a (presumably) full-healthed Onos whilst wearing light armor and utilizing a knife only.

Nubi · November 2002

hmm, I'd have to be when I was standing outside our base waiting for a partner to take a hive with and I heard a chuckle, so I shoot the wall across from me and a Fade pops out, so I have an LMG/pistol/knife with me and he jumps in this arch fashion

so I <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/asrifle.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='asrifle.gif'> him dead on and it leaves this nice green arch on the wall, then he comes after me and I'm backing up whilst shooting at him, eventually he's right on top of me clawing my nose off and then BOOM we both exploded

he trigged a mine that someone had planted so low to the ground that the red laser was just barely visible, was practically in the ground

if I hadn't looked I wouldn't of known how the hell we died heh

Vektuz · November 2002

Teleported behind a marine. He stops firing and starts looking down the corridor where I was. Commander drops him health and heals him back to full. Then I claw him dead from behind and as he dies he starts cussing at the commander for some reason, like its the commanders fault or something. haha.

Hatte · November 2002

Two funny kills really, on bast, the marines control the feedwater hive and are setting up turrets at the far end of tram tunnel, as skulk i fire off a few parasites at the building marines, and get one of them.
I then quickly evolve to gorge, and build a OC, just as i place it a marine runs around the corner, looks at the OC and myself, and runs back, i chase him down to about half way down the tram tunnel and heal spray him to death <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

NecroBill · November 2002

This one was in the dogpound server. Half the team went knifes and we started big parades of knifers. We went after anything that moved. by the end of the night we killed 5 skulks, 2 gorges, 1 fade,and 3 onos. It was great!
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BiTMAP · November 2002

as a lerk I keep bugging a guy who was trying to build a turret factory, near aux gen. I kept swooping down from the roof and chomping at him, them flew back up and he would fallow me and look around go back and WAM as he went back in to finish the turrect factory I dropped by accident and clicked cuase i was like shocked and it nailed him with my gaws from behind, it was great... Then i ate the generator and **obscenity** off the guys in the hive <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'>.

MeltedSnowman · November 2002

hmm

ns_nothing, the bridge above the Viaduct Hive. A jetpack marine was harrassing our ill-defended hive, and he's killed me at least once.

I don't remember it exactly, but at some point he stops flying and lands on the high bridge. I'm high on the wall around the corner. I decide it'd be good to tag him before attacking so that I can find him again. I peek around, parasite him, *splat* and down he goes. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

bitnine · November 2002

I have to say it was probably when my team was decimating the marine base, all onos and fades and whatnot just crowding the command console. I was a gorge, building some structures in their base after the turret control went down. Anyways, I let fly some babblers and I'll be damned if they didn't hit just as the CC went down. I snatched that commander from under the hooves of the tramping onos and acid-spewing fades. BABBLERS WIN! It was a hilarious experience.

XtremeX · November 2002

One time on Eclipse I was at the horseshoe, and I ducked jumped just in time to have a turret built on me. And I was like great, and didn't want type kill so I builder the sucker and sit back. Hehehehe, I sat there for about 10 minutes defending that area by myself and with a loan Turret. Then I died because they got fades and I ran out of ammo. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'>

Jeebus · November 2002

Mine isnt really a funniest kill but a funniest death, I was doing the standard skulk rush with my teammates and managed to kill about 4 marines, Right when im about to sink my teeth into the 5th one i hear a strange sound and notice i now have an armory on my head much to my disgust. the marines noticed this and proceded to pistol whip me to death <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'>

SnappleS · November 2002

I dunno why some people get so happy about knifing an Onos...it already of course was probably low on health before you got blade-happy.

Lord_Chambers · November 2002

I experienced my first commander-aided death as an alien tonight. I was just about to jump a Marine crew with my buddies, and suddenly they open fire and killed all but me. I finished of two off the three marines, and was learching to kill the third, right when the commander dropped a turret factory on me. I was close enough to lick the marine, but not close enough to bite, and he promptly finished me off. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='mad.gif'>

The funniest kill I've seen was after a skulk rush on caged, that resulted in a manhunt of the last Marine. We Skulks agreed to parasite him to death. The Marine was lucky enough to be found in the long hallway outside of the maintenance hive, so whenever we tried to approach him he'd waste us. We all got so close once that four of us were hopping and circle strafing him shooting him with parasites, but he took us all down. Down goes the merry-go-round <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'>. He killed three waves of us until we finally nailed him. It was hilarious toying.

I think the most cinematic kill would be on another alien win. Almost all of the alien team were Onos attacking the CC. I was waiting near the CC with paralyze ready to paralyze the last marine, and right after he popped out I paralyzed him and yelled over the mic not to kill him. After we finished destroying his chair, and he had finished shooting off all his ammo into us, we 5 Onos circled him, and kept him paralyzed until our loyal Gorge, who had done nothing but build the entire time, waddled his butt from one end of the map into the Marine start. Two Onos moved aside to give the Gorge access...and at the height of the orchestra's crescendo, he killed the marine with a fatal Gorge kiss (heal spray). That, my friends, was freakin' great.

Confuzor · November 2002

Tanith, as skulk, outside the marine mainbase, some gorge made a bunch of D chambers, and the nice thing was that the wall separating the area just outside marine base, and the entrance before it was thin enough that I was healed through the wall. Add this with level three carapace, and a bunch of lowgrade marines, and I went on a rampage for the early half of the game. I don't think they realized I was getting healed through the wall.

The biggest highlight was when one marine tried to duel me with a jetpack. I kept making leaps at him, and I took him down eventually.

Carapace + <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/skulk.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='skulk.gif'> + nearby healing = ULTIMATE harassment against non-HA marines.

Another memorable one was on Bast as skulk, I kept peeking out at the bottom of the marine to parasite the anticipating marines. As I went back in, I see this marine come shooting down, and SMACK! Death by impact. A little too interested in killing me...

And the greatest finale seen thus far was one remaining HA marine hiding in some vent. Took a couple of guys, but was finished off by xenocide... a great ending.

Rue · November 2002

This doesnt realy count i dont think but it was funny <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'>
It was on the map where there is a lift in your respawn with 2 ladders at the side, on of my guys was killling lods of skulks from there predictable rush , when he came back up the ladders i ran into him and made him fall off the lift. *splat* he went <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'>.

Necronom · November 2002

may not be the funnist but def the most memorable...
after secureing the south loop on eclipse my team basically abonded the area not knowing that the maintenece hive was teeming with life, and ignoring the commander repeated pleas and waypoints to move towards it, as it turned out one other marine and myself moved into the area built a turret fact while fighting off some skulks and evil lerks....the commander dropped some perfectly placed turrets, re-healthed and ammoed us and built the almighty <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'>'s of death, we had LMG's and LA as this was still kinda early in the game...anyway once the sieges were up we moved into the hive to watch it and the structures writhe and clean up the mess.....little did we know that a second hive was built and fades had moved into our hive, oh crap we are dead....not so...my partner was promptly acid rocketed to death i was hurt from splah damage and moved behind the hive and some Def Chambers to reload and scream for health, at the same time no less than three evil fades either blinked or got to me really fast simultaneously, no ammo, no armor, and little health all three walked past the hive and towards me hearing my clicking gun they decided to pummel me instead of rocket, just before they did... the glorious <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'> 's locked on the Def Chambers and destoryed them and all three freekin fades while the commander was pouring ammo and health on my head...it was something to behold, the fades were obviously very upset and we eventually won the game, but that it why <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/siege.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='siege.gif'>'s are heaven sent and that is the most memorable kill i ever did see...

Shadowdragon1 · November 2002

Grab a HMG off the body of one of my dead commrades and procceded to fire upon 2 Onos , they both die and Im stood there wondering how I managed to do that . I hear chuckling above my head , a skulk was poised to jump on my head . I had run out of ammo and was down to a knife , the skulk looked at me and chuckled some more before saying .

Alien : Wazzup ?

I screamed , I never want to hear that phrase ever again . I leaped at the skulk at the ceiling swinging my knife in it's general direction , but I couldn't get enough height to silence the critter .

Alien : You got a parasite on you if you didn't already know

I heard the alien's buddies closing down on me , I was unaware that my base had been Onosed .

Alien : Goodbye

The little skulk moved across the ceiling , leaving me surrounded , and then I reliased

I was going to die .

BedwettingType · November 2002

This happened a few days ago, but I had forgotten about it until now. I was on NS_Nancy as a skulk. Another skulk and I were at the resource node in front of the marine base, and there's a sliding door right in front of that with a button you can push, and that opens out into the ring-shaped room where you can't see around the corner.

The other skulk started chomping on the marine resource tower that was there, and I wanted an early warning before the marines came after us, so I pushed the button to close the door. Now there's a one-second delay before the door starts to close. So I sat there waiting, and half a second before it closed, this marine comes out of nowhere and tries to run in.

SNAP!

I see an arm and a leg sticking through the door, and a death icon in the corner.

I hadn't laughed that hard all week. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

Pheral · November 2002

heh I got a great one...

I was gestating in Generator. These three marines come on and all pull out their knives and just sorta surround me. When they all start attacking my gestation finishes. *poof* out comes mr. badass
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I killed them btw

Silarn · November 2002

Well... It was end game and the Marines were fighting the usual losing battle. I was in this little encampment we had made on a small walkway in the marine spawn. Besides getting many Onos kills from being out of reach and having free time to shoot as they came up the ladder (backed by the turrets we built), it looked as if we were doomed. An Onos was happily goring the CC. In a last-ditch effort, I jumped down and began knifing him. Somehow he never turned around and boom, my first Onos knife!

Then they got smart and blasted me away with Fades, but it was fun.

Windelkron · November 2002

There was a skulk in the Big Smoke room of 11th hour harassing our team. We were building a minibase but keeping an eye out for him. I spotted him standing right out in the open, so I went up to him and welded him.

Another funny kill was when the enemies had 3 hives (but didn't go onos for some reason). I saw a swarm of babblers in a far hallway so I just raked it with LMG fire. Big splashes of blood rewarded me. However a few rushed towards me so I just took out my welder and walked in a straight line at them (babblers don't dodge). I mowed through 2 of them before the last one ate me. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

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