All I Really Ever Needed To Know In Life...

LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
edited November 2002 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">I learned from NS</div> Don't whine for things you can't have. That HMG just wont happen. Be happy with what you have.

Do your part, and check your corner.

Sometimes people need guidance. Don't forget waypoints.

Sometimes people need a hug. Don't forget the blink.

Isn't it amazing, that an Onos in it's hugeness, can be taken out with a marine and a knife?

Trying to impress people by killing an Onos with your knife will usually get you gibbed.

The best things in life really are free. Like an LMG.

Do what the commander tells you. He knows more than you do.

The Onos, the Fade, and even the cute little gorge all die. So do marines.

Wouldn't life be better if, at 3:00 every afternoon, all the world leaders stepped out of the game and went to the readyroom?

Share your welder.

Now you go:

Comments

  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    You should always fear someone named Bob, especially if he sells insurance.
  • WarpZoneWarpZone Join Date: 2002-11-03 Member: 6264Members
    DOOM, how the heck did you learn that from NS? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I learned that when you first join a new game already in progress, it's usually best to observe for the first round. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> You learn more and get frustrated less.
  • InjuryInjury Mahou Shoujo Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 7992Banned
    When Maniac opens his eyes, duck quickly or be decapitated by his optic blast.
  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    I know someone called Bob.... but he doesn't sell insurance :-/
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu Anememone Join Date: 2002-03-23 Member: 345Members
    Turrets will only get you halfway there, you need to take the final step to make it the rest of the way.

    Don't yell at the guy up top, unless you know him personally.
  • BattousaixBattousaix Join Date: 2002-06-25 Member: 822Members
    LMAO DOOManiac they dont get the joke mwhahahah =D.

    Back on Topic: I learnt that a skulk, is a deadly... and i mean DEADLY weapon on anyone hands =P
    specially if he has Carapace silence and cloacking upgrades..... ULTIMATE NINJA =D
  • BobpobloBobpoblo Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7011Members
    He saw me as commander! muahu <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Lmao, i understand it...

    What have i learned...

    NS is the best game for teamwork, allways work in teams in real life??
  • InjuryInjury Mahou Shoujo Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 7992Banned
    Real..wha? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    No silent. You're supposed to make little obeservations about NS, that correlate to cute little things in real life...
  • SanchoSancho Join Date: 2002-03-30 Member: 365Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--WarpZone+Nov 22 2002, 10:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WarpZone @ Nov 22 2002, 10:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->DOOM, how the heck did you learn that from NS? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I learned that when you first join a new game already in progress, it's usually best to observe for the first round. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> You learn more and get frustrated less.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    n00bs <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    <!--QuoteBegin--WarpZone+Nov 22 2002, 11:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (WarpZone @ Nov 22 2002, 11:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->DOOM, how the heck did you learn that from NS? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I learned that when you first join a new game already in progress, it's usually best to observe for the first round. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> You learn more and get frustrated less.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Here's why:

    In NS, Bob (the old nickname for Skulk) can strike at any minute, usually when you least expect it, and are all alone and have no help.

    Likewise, in real life, Bob (an insurance salesman) can strike at any minute, usually when you least expect it, and are all alone and have no help.
  • InjuryInjury Mahou Shoujo Join Date: 2002-11-10 Member: 7992Banned
    I think I laughed myself into massive internal bleeding with that one.
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    Yep, maybe you should change your name to Internal Injury.
  • barnEbissbarnEbiss USkaarj2k4 Mod leader/PR/Mapper Join Date: 2002-01-27 Member: 111Members
    Never stick ones head into a dark air vent with out checking first
    Or
    Look both ways before crossing a room also look up <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • LongtoothLongtooth Join Date: 2002-07-02 Member: 863Members
    edited November 2002
    You never get anywhere alone.

    Those who cry usually die.

    Never show fear.

    A shotgun in the vent is worth two in the corridor.

    Don't make fun of fat people.

    He who rushes in isn't alive to rush out.

    The most dangerous man is the man that has nothing to lose. A skulk. A LMG holding marine.

    When you have an idiot above you it never hurts to state the obvious.

    Evasion is all the armor you ever need.

    Your ears will fool you less than your eyes.

    Always save a bullet for yourself.

    When things get messy the commander quits.

    The most needed upgrade is the last one your commander gets.

    Saftey isn't in numbers. It is equipment.

    The noisy one dies first.
  • BurrBurr Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9358Members
    Your never truly as safe as you feel.

    Instead of whining about what you want, go out and make a difference.

    Never underestimate the little people.
  • TheScapegoatTheScapegoat Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7870Members
    Teamwork lasts right up until your partner gets a bigger gun.

    Yellow blops might be closer then they actually appear.

    He who looks deep into the vent is usualy to busy to notice skulk on roof.

    When the going gets tuff, the tuff hit F4.

    Sometimes running isnt enough, somtimes you just gotta make a stand.

    Shoot first and never ask questions. Unless friendly fire is on.

    All your problems are not solves with someone above dropping the solution on you head. You gotta take what you got and fix it yourself.

    If it aint broken, repair it anways.[Its probably almost there.]

    Money doesn't buy happiness, but it can buy the things that brings happiness.

    People don't really use Numbers for Letters.

    Some other things only NS related: [Both i have on bind say]

    Marines are a fine meal. Break open the shell and savor the creamy inards.

    Killing Skulks. Its a point and click affair.
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