oh boy, better censor it before 'murica sees this.
If its a genital, does it matter? It that worse than the blood and gore? If its alien, is it still offensive?
It looks like something the lerk would use to scare the marines? T-Bagging lerk?
When the lerk hatches from its egg, and begins its life and a space bat, once it gets to the biomass age that it needs to begin sporeing so that he can fertilize the egg's (he is also doing this in little bits as he flys around the map without spore's, as it tends to "leak" a bit) A
And thus this is how the gorge was born.
It looks like something the lerk would use to scare the marines? T-Bagging lerk?
When the lerk hatches from its egg, and begins its life and a space bat, once it gets to the biomass age that it needs to begin sporeing so that he can fertilize the egg's (he is also doing this in little bits as he flys around the map without spore's, as it tends to "leak" a bit) A
And thus this is how the gorge was born.
This must be why I feel such kinship and affiliation with the lerkeh...
"If its a genital, does it matter? It that worse than the blood and gore? If its alien, is it still offensive?"
HAHA. Well, no, it's not offensive to me ... unfortunately, most peoples reaction to gonads is different than that of blood. Lets not get into the whole 'we cover ourselves up to hide what we cannot control' thing, as much as it totally is more interesting than debating lowering the shotgun fire rate by .000001s !
Lowering by... WHAT? .000001? Are you insane? I can totally see maybe half of that, but anything beyond .0000007 would be completely retarded. See, it's people like you who totally destroy NS2's carefully, yes surgically derped balance tuning.
It looks like something the lerk would use to scare the marines? T-Bagging lerk?
When the lerk hatches from its egg, and begins its life and a space bat, once it gets to the biomass age that it needs to begin sporeing so that he can fertilize the egg's (he is also doing this in little bits as he flys around the map without spore's, as it tends to "leak" a bit) A
And thus this is how the gorge was born.
Wait, it just donned on me that spore is... SPORES
So every time a marine chokes to death on spores, he's choking to death on alien sparms?
That's it, we've already thought about this too much
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That, or his/her ding dong :V
If its a genital, does it matter? It that worse than the blood and gore? If its alien, is it still offensive?
And thus this is how the gorge was born.
This must be why I feel such kinship and affiliation with the lerkeh...
HAHA. Well, no, it's not offensive to me ... unfortunately, most peoples reaction to gonads is different than that of blood. Lets not get into the whole 'we cover ourselves up to hide what we cannot control' thing, as much as it totally is more interesting than debating lowering the shotgun fire rate by .000001s !
So every time a marine chokes to death on spores, he's choking to death on alien sparms?
That's it, we've already thought about this too much