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<div class="IPBDescription">Commentators are great...</div>Quotes From Sports Commentators
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I
once
rode her mother."
Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
behind
it which is identical."
Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father."
Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but
none
of them serious."
Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
the
same thing again"
Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it -
you
can see it all over their faces."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife
of
the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the
back
straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
US TV Commentator, "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing
so
well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses
them, oh my God, what have I just said?"
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Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I
once
rode her mother."
Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
behind
it which is identical."
Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
father."
Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but
none
of them serious."
Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
the
same thing again"
Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it -
you
can see it all over their faces."
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife
of
the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the
back
straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
US TV Commentator, "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing
so
well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses
them, oh my God, what have I just said?"
edit: took out a few that were censored and no longer funny because you couldn't read the whole thong <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&???--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'><!--endemo-->
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