How about a weapon for marines that will make aliens run for their lifes, mwahahaha(hehe)
The barney luncher(the dino one.....)
When lunched the barney will go to the aliens and hug them and sing his song.(this happened to me once when a guy on my team played barney music for the whole game.)
If the barney hits a hive the hive will turn into a treehouse and all aliens will transform into monsters.
<!--QuoteBegin--Bone-Prince+Dec 22 2002, 11:16 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Bone-Prince @ Dec 22 2002, 11:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->How about a weapon for marines that will make aliens run for their lifes, mwahahaha(hehe)
The barney luncher(the dino one.....)
When lunched the barney will go to the aliens and hug them and sing his song.(this happened to me once when a guy on my team played barney music for the whole game.)
If the barney hits a hive the hive will turn into a treehouse and all aliens will transform into monsters.
Now that is a weapon..<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> OMG!!! I WAS LAUGHING MY **obscenity** OFF AT THE BARNEY ONE AND IT'LL FREAK ME OUT IF I GO TO A SERVER AND SOME GUY PLAYS BARNEY MUSIC AND EVERYONE CAN HEAR IT!
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How about the Teletubbie launcher which works like the barney launcher except everyone turns into the teletubbie of their choice for 40 minutes and the only thing they can do is run, jump, and when they sing a song to the marines, they drop their weapons and start to dance and sing.
I apologize for any lack of quality inherent in these Christmas carols, it's late.
<u>The Little Drummer Skulk</u>
Come, they told me, pah rumpa pum pum, To build this hive you see, pah rumpa pum pum, "Don't build that sensory", pah rumpa pum pum, Defense is first for me, pah rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum,
We need builders, pah rumpa pum pum, Nobody's healing me, pah rumpa pum pum, The enemy approaches, rumpa pum pum, This wall of lame's too high, pa rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum,
Dude, you suck at gorge, pah rumpa pum pum, Go skulk so I can build, pah rumpa pum pum, We need that resource tower, pah rumpa pum pum, Get your fat **obscenity** over there, pah rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum,
I see dead people, pah rumpa pum pum, "WTF? This damn hive talks!" pah rumpa pum pum, And now I donce for you, pah rumpa pum pum, And Baby Jesus too, pah rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum, Gorges are fun.
<u>Rocking Around the Mother Hive</u>
Rocking around the Mother hive on a boring Friday night. Everyone's asking "Why the hell, Isn't this place on hivesight?"
Rocking around the Mother hive as the meatpops come this way, everyone's waiting hungrily, haven't eaten much today.
You will get that aggravated feeling when you hear, voices yelling "Help at unnamed, hive, whatever the hell you call it"
Rocking around the Mother hive, while the place is being sieged, Fades with bilebombs join the fight, take the meatpops to their knees
Rocking around the Mother hive, while the game is almost won, everyone's doncing merrily, now the Onos rush has begun.
You will get that nervous little feeling when you hear, Voices screaming "ONOS COMING!" "RRRRRRRRARGH RRARGHR GRAWR RRR ARG RER RARG!"
Rocking around the Mother hive, just before the holidays, Whether us Kharaa live or die, it's still a great place to play.
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Things I think they should change/add for Natural selection: (i dont know the names of **obscenity** so bear with me)
*The 1st alein that you start out with on respawn should be smaller and better camoflaged becuase it 's a wall climber and how the hell do you sneak up on someone or jump on them from above when they can see you eaisly? Spider web should be easeir seen and the effects should last longer. *For mariens, they only have 2 differnt kinds of turrents? thats **obscenity**. their should be at least 5 kinds and for the weapons (shotgun, minigun, grenade lancher, welding gun) their should be alot more as well i.e. rocket launcher, deadly camoflaged traps, pipe bombs, railguns, remote mines, and a bunch of others. *more types of body armor and gadgets like jump shoes, night/info-red/heat vision, and Scouter to see an enemys life and their upgrades. *more types of upgrades for aleins, theirs what 9 differnt? their should be 2 more addded to each of the 3 catagorys. Also the upgrade "silence" should mean that you absolutly make no sound what so ever and all other aleins that do not have this upgrade should be made louder with thier footsteps, attacking, and add random grunts when their moving or standing. Carspace should be 35% absorbed damage. The speed upgrade should be increased as well. *For mariens when you are the buyer, their should be a simple screen to switch to Upgrades instead of try to find it on the map. the turrent factory should be cheaper and build faster. the med packs should be more expnsive but they regenerate when used for 5-10 times. Multible types of hand gernades should be created each with their different functions i.e. smoke, flashbang, concussion, high-explosive, napalm, mirv (blows up and spreads smaller explosons in a large area rather than small like on TFC) and nail (shoot 3 round burst of nail in a full sphere area) grenades. and create Motion detection traps that the maries themself set and build themselfs. *Aliens should have more things to evolve into like a scorpian or something that hovars without flapping. Also more kinds defence structors i.e. hanging vines that pull you up toward their mouth, <i>human eating camoflaged venus fly traps, </i>or a vine that attacks when your are looken the other way and wraps itself around your whole body.
Ill post more when I think of more. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
An insta-gib mode would rock! Any attack kills! All area-effect weapons are removed though, and melee does normal damage.
Both teams should be able to feign death. Even the comm. He could look like he had a heartattack while in secret, he's saving res for THE BIGGEST TORRANT FARM EVER! BWHAHAHAHAH!
Oh, and we need more spammy weaps á la UT2k3! A weapon should hit at the spot you're aiming, it should hit the part of the map that you're aiming at.
And wtf is up with siege's lack of defense against units? It should have a built-in welder. Atleast. A built in onos would be reasonable.
When webs get activated, spiderman should come to the rescue.
Mines not working on teammates? Where's the fun in that? Make 'em neutral, killing ANYONE even NEAR them. And don't make them explode. Make the laser the weapon it's using. Why build a laser into something if it can't even burn holes through walls and kill anyone even trying to attack something or walk somewhere or say something?
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The barney luncher(the dino one.....)
When lunched the barney will go to the aliens and hug them and sing his song.(this happened to me once when a guy on my team played barney music for the whole game.)
If the barney hits a hive the hive will turn into a treehouse and all aliens will transform into monsters.
skulk->elmo
lerk->pigeon
gorge->cookie monster
fade->barney
onos->big bird
Now that is a weapon..
The barney luncher(the dino one.....)
When lunched the barney will go to the aliens and hug them and sing his song.(this happened to me once when a guy on my team played barney music for the whole game.)
If the barney hits a hive the hive will turn into a treehouse and all aliens will transform into monsters.
skulk->elmo
lerk->pigeon
gorge->cookie monster
fade->barney
onos->big bird
Now that is a weapon..<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
OMG!!! I WAS LAUGHING MY **obscenity** OFF AT THE BARNEY ONE AND IT'LL FREAK ME OUT IF I GO TO A SERVER AND SOME GUY PLAYS BARNEY MUSIC AND EVERYONE CAN HEAR IT!
EDIT
How about the Teletubbie launcher which works like the barney launcher except everyone turns into the teletubbie of their choice for 40 minutes and the only thing they can do is run, jump, and when they sing a song to the marines, they drop their weapons and start to dance and sing.
<u>The Little Drummer Skulk</u>
Come, they told me, pah rumpa pum pum,
To build this hive you see, pah rumpa pum pum,
"Don't build that sensory", pah rumpa pum pum,
Defense is first for me, pah rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum,
We need builders, pah rumpa pum pum,
Nobody's healing me, pah rumpa pum pum,
The enemy approaches, rumpa pum pum,
This wall of lame's too high, pa rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum,
Dude, you suck at gorge, pah rumpa pum pum,
Go skulk so I can build, pah rumpa pum pum,
We need that resource tower, pah rumpa pum pum,
Get your fat **obscenity** over there, pah rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum,
I see dead people, pah rumpa pum pum,
"WTF? This damn hive talks!" pah rumpa pum pum,
And now I donce for you, pah rumpa pum pum,
And Baby Jesus too, pah rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum, rumpa pum pum, Gorges are fun.
<u>Rocking Around the Mother Hive</u>
Rocking around the Mother hive
on a boring Friday night.
Everyone's asking "Why the hell,
Isn't this place on hivesight?"
Rocking around the Mother hive
as the meatpops come this way,
everyone's waiting hungrily,
haven't eaten much today.
You will get that aggravated feeling when you hear,
voices yelling "Help at unnamed,
hive, whatever the hell you call it"
Rocking around the Mother hive,
while the place is being sieged,
Fades with bilebombs join the fight,
take the meatpops to their knees
Rocking around the Mother hive,
while the game is almost won,
everyone's doncing merrily,
now the Onos rush has begun.
You will get that nervous little feeling when you hear,
Voices screaming "ONOS COMING!"
"RRRRRRRRARGH RRARGHR GRAWR RRR ARG RER RARG!"
Rocking around the Mother hive,
just before the holidays,
Whether us Kharaa live or die,
it's still a great place to play.
Things I think they should change/add for Natural selection:
(i dont know the names of **obscenity** so bear with me)
*The 1st alein that you start out with on respawn should be smaller and better camoflaged becuase it 's a wall climber and how the hell do you sneak up on someone or jump on them from above when they can see you eaisly? Spider web should be easeir seen and the effects should last longer.
*For mariens, they only have 2 differnt kinds of turrents? thats **obscenity**. their should be at least 5 kinds and for the weapons (shotgun, minigun, grenade lancher, welding gun) their should be alot more as well i.e. rocket launcher, deadly camoflaged traps, pipe bombs, railguns, remote mines, and a bunch of others.
*more types of body armor and gadgets like jump shoes, night/info-red/heat vision, and Scouter to see an enemys life and their upgrades.
*more types of upgrades for aleins, theirs what 9 differnt? their should be 2 more addded to each of the 3 catagorys. Also the upgrade "silence"
should mean that you absolutly make no sound what so ever and all other aleins that do not have this upgrade should be made louder with thier footsteps, attacking, and add random grunts when their moving or standing. Carspace should be 35% absorbed damage. The speed upgrade should be increased as well.
*For mariens when you are the buyer, their should be a simple screen to switch to Upgrades instead of try to find it on the map. the turrent factory should be cheaper and build faster. the med packs should be more expnsive but they regenerate when used for 5-10 times. Multible types of hand gernades should be created each with their different functions i.e. smoke, flashbang, concussion, high-explosive, napalm, mirv (blows up and spreads smaller explosons in a large area rather than small like on TFC) and nail (shoot 3 round burst of nail in a full sphere area) grenades. and create Motion detection traps that the maries themself set and build themselfs.
*Aliens should have more things to evolve into like a scorpian or something that hovars without flapping. Also more kinds defence structors i.e. hanging vines that pull you up toward their mouth, <i>human eating camoflaged venus fly traps, </i>or a vine that attacks when your are looken the other way and wraps itself around your whole body.
Ill post more when I think of more.
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Itals my favorite.
Both teams should be able to feign death. Even the comm. He could look like he had a heartattack while in secret, he's saving res for THE BIGGEST TORRANT FARM EVER! BWHAHAHAHAH!
Oh, and we need more spammy weaps á la UT2k3! A weapon should hit at the spot you're aiming, it should hit the part of the map that you're aiming at.
And wtf is up with siege's lack of defense against units? It should have a built-in welder. Atleast. A built in onos would be reasonable.
When webs get activated, spiderman should come to the rescue.
Mines not working on teammates? Where's the fun in that? Make 'em neutral, killing ANYONE even NEAR them. And don't make them explode. Make the laser the weapon it's using. Why build a laser into something if it can't even burn holes through walls and kill anyone even trying to attack something or walk somewhere or say something?
(dunno how many of these already suggested)