Conspiracy Detected
Jamezorg
United Kingdom Join Date: 2016-05-15 Member: 216788Members
.... wait.... it all makes sense....
[INSERT MONTAGE OF DOPE INTERNET-USAGE]
Yes, yes, it all makes sense...
Torgaljin Corp. in Subnautica are a Mongolian company. In Mongolia there is a river... it's called Kharaa River, in the Kharaa River Basin. Kharaa are the enemies in Natural Selection 2. The Kharaa were created from a bacterial disease. Kharaa sounds like Carar. Carar is a WATERBORN BACTERIAL DISEASE.
Do you see where I'm going with this?
The Kharaa River in Mongolia is where the Carar/Kharaa began.
But it goes deeper.
Alterra. Alterra.
Alterra is an IRL Environmental Research company. Alterra [In the Unknown Worlds Universe] are all about exploration, and discovering new planets and scanning the wildlife to learn more about it. Wouldn't they be the first to want to stop Carar/Kharaa? Or maybe... Torgaljin were infected already?
Either way, the conclusion remains the same...
[INSERT MONTAGE OF DOPE INTERNET-USAGE]
Yes, yes, it all makes sense...
Torgaljin Corp. in Subnautica are a Mongolian company. In Mongolia there is a river... it's called Kharaa River, in the Kharaa River Basin. Kharaa are the enemies in Natural Selection 2. The Kharaa were created from a bacterial disease. Kharaa sounds like Carar. Carar is a WATERBORN BACTERIAL DISEASE.
Do you see where I'm going with this?
The Kharaa River in Mongolia is where the Carar/Kharaa began.
But it goes deeper.
Alterra. Alterra.
Alterra is an IRL Environmental Research company. Alterra [In the Unknown Worlds Universe] are all about exploration, and discovering new planets and scanning the wildlife to learn more about it. Wouldn't they be the first to want to stop Carar/Kharaa? Or maybe... Torgaljin were infected already?
Either way, the conclusion remains the same...
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but the people have to know...they have to know before I'm gone!
(Am I having to much fun...)
Here, put these on!
I don't know, the Schwartz doesn't look like he is going to give them up just by asking.....
Give that back right now!
Kouji, the civilians AREN'T supposed to wear the glasses! They're only for us!
The things I go through with this job...
This is why we don't take a month's break... people touch your stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Don't worry I can always send a terminator back in time for just such an occasion...
Don't make the timelines more confusing than they already are...
Chaos is my thing, ya can't take that away from me man!
You must be stopped before your tyranny spawns outrageous confusion amongst fans and critics alike!
1. I like how you pay no heed to the third eye on his forehead, but instead the little triangle by his nose
2. I just noticed your new signature
If you see a third eye, I've got bad news for you
You made me double check the picture,
Can you tell me which line to get in around here, to have my "stuff" touched?
And is it ok to go though the line multiple times?
You may as well give up now, I have photographic proof that the timeline is going to be mauled by the unwashed masses. Here, you can see an assembly line, where specially-made vehicles are being prepped to be fitted with time-traveling equipment.
And here is a photo montage of the prototype in action:
Prototype, inactive:
The Line is a cosmic entity, and cannot be comprehended by our lesser minds. To go through The Line multiple times would be suicide, but perhaps if you granted him something in return he may let you through just once.