Win A Diamond?

MeltedSnowman

<div class="IPBDescription">Have fun with this one.</div> <a href='http://www.menshealth.com/promos2/diamondcontest.shtml' target='_blank'>http://www.menshealth.com/promos2/diamondcontest.shtml</a>

Win a diamond for five words. Good deal.

I thought this was interesting, so I figured I'd share it.

Also, why do you think they're having this promotion? What do they have to gain?

Post any funny ideas you have for it here, submit any mushy ones you have to "them". <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

NumbersNotFound

hmmm "she gives me head daily"

nah, too teenish

"She codes better than I"

nah, too nerdish

"She made LFS while sleeping"

nah, same as above

"Doesn't beg for ha & hmg"

nah, too NS

"Always there to Umbra me"

nah, ditto

"Makes me a complete person"

Nah, too typical

"Likes cheese, as I do"

Perfect...

FlatlineUTD

I'm gonna enter, but not tell my girlfriend - even if I win. That way I can save the ring until I really need it. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

MeltedSnowman

Good plan. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

I have a feeling something like "She always remembers the beer" will win. I'd be much more pleased if the winner was funnier than that. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->

NumbersNotFound

"Differentiates between pimples and boils."

FlatlineUTD

<!--QuoteBegin--MeltedSnowman+Dec 15 2002, 10:55 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MeltedSnowman @ Dec 15 2002, 10:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Good plan. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->

I have a feeling something like "She always remembers the beer" will win. I'd be much more pleased if the winner was funnier than that. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well, if it were Maxim or FHM or something, I would definitely expect that too. Men's Health isn't as concerned with being funny as the other magazines I mentioned are.

Not that I'm saying something funny won't win or anything, I just think Men's Health might be looking for an overall good one - be it funny or sappy.

Dezmodium

"Eyes Set Aglow Ones Soul"

I love my girlfriend so much.....

I wish we weren't splitting up.