That_Annoying_KidSire of TitlesJoin Date: 2003-03-01Member: 14175Members, Constellation
you just found this <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
it's well worth it, this is an excellent peice of work
That_Annoying_KidSire of TitlesJoin Date: 2003-03-01Member: 14175Members, Constellation
heheh, I was planning on bumping this thread a couple weeks back but it did it by itself <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
this peice of work just kicks numerous amounts of arse...
That_Annoying_KidSire of TitlesJoin Date: 2003-03-01Member: 14175Members, Constellation
yeah, it was the first peice of fan-fic that I read, and it was great, and it still is
all my NS friends love it
(pjofski, you sig is to big <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->)
NinjaBurger, NinjaBurger, the man of my dreams he leapt the tram tearing the marine at the seams. He clung to the ceiling in the main aft as the rotating lift rotated peered around the corner and let out a laugh. This marine was alone no one at his back he went down the elevator and NinjaBurger followed his tracks. As soon as he bit him the marine shouted "Hax! Hax!"
Good rhyme, I didn't put any thought into mine so =P
Twas the nite before Kharaasmas And all throughout Bast The skulks were all hungry The marines were at repast The gorges were all grungy The onos stamped up a blast It just goes to show this thread is gunna last.
Jingle Shells, Jingle Shells, Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride a ten man HA-Train!
Stomping throught the halls H M Gs throwing lead Skulkie at your heels, "you stepped on his lil head" Servos whine and scream The terror's at it's height Until that Ono came charging in from the corridor on the right!
Someone go get ninja buger to come back here! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> This soooo <b>ROCKS!</b>
I just saw this. Classic! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
That_Annoying_KidSire of TitlesJoin Date: 2003-03-01Member: 14175Members, Constellation
edited December 2003
<!--QuoteBegin--Mr. Headcrab+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Mr. Headcrab)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Jingle Shells, Jingle Shells, Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride a ten man HA-Train!
Stomping throught the halls H M Gs throwing lead Skulkie at your heels, "you stepped on his lil head" Servos whine and scream The terror's at it's height Until that Ono came charging in from the corridor on the right!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
nice, that is sweet
<!--QuoteBegin--Rob6264+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rob6264)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> As per a new tradition I'm starting, this will be pinned till after Christmas. If I ever leave, some other mod must carry the torch.
20 days before, 10 days after, got it?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
yes sir, got it
good tradition BTW!
<!--QuoteBegin--Flayra+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flayra)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> This thread makes me shed geeky tears of joy. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
hence why I've bumped it a whole s load of times and voted to have it sticked more than once, when I first read this and showed it to all my NS friends it was 1.03 and we they laughed so hard when they read it
Silent Bite, Holy bite Ow my leg!, that's not right down, in Vi-aduct he waits, with a smile Hidden Skulkie, all evil and vile Eats my ta-asty Knees, Eats my Tasty Knees.
On a quiet, quiet night in a quiet, quiet satellite Down a quiet, quiet stair laid a quiet little commchair in a quiet little base.
in the quiet little base laid marines, tired of war sleeping ever so soundly even through an Onos' snore.
The Kharaa, out of patience fell to sleep at the entrance in their everlasting wait to defy the turret farm's fate
and lo, down the chimney, never seen for the marines came old Saint Marine. and behold, through the vent's forge came the Gorge, the Christmas Gorge.
ever so quiet, ever so cautious old Saint Marine moved motionless towards the quiet little commchair to give each marine their gifts in share.
for lil' commander Bobby, a siege with bells for veteran Billy, candy cane shotty shells. poor Rambo Calvin was a naughty boy, for him, a welder with antlers, too fitting a toy to Sergeant Markie, a stocking with mines and for Handyman Kid, a PG that shines.
whilst the deed was being done old Saint Marine was not the only one. The Christmas Gorge crept silently too as best as a Christmas Fatty could do.
Hence the Kharaa and Marines were still asleep the Christmas Gorge, he crawled, ever so steep in silence, tranquility he would not disturb as he began to make a DC with a quiet little blurb.
When the DC Tree was done, to the limit's tally out a little chuckle came(For Fatties were very jolly) hence there on he decorated without a stop with MCs, SCs, and a star-shaped OC on top. His work all done, he returned to a Fade to Silently Blink to the next Kharaa stop.
As Old Saint Marine crept back to the chimney and Fade the Christmas Fade crept back to the vent alas, they beheld each other a Silent hiss a quiet click in what was doubtless to be a noisy fight.
Old Saint Nick raised his dual HMGs, whilst Christmas Fade readied his Rockets but then, they stopped, and looked around at all the peaceful Kharaa all the peaceful Marines all asleep on the ground.
Another glance was all that took for Old Saint Marine to lower his guns to the floor. with eyes of truth, and a body that shook he left it all behind the door and approaching the Fade, the Christmas Fade
he bowed, and said "Merry Christmas to you too, Mr. Fade."
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it's well worth it, this is an excellent peice of work
should do illistrations and make a childrens' book
I bet we could get coil to do some drawings for it...
this peice of work just kicks numerous amounts of arse...
I wonder if there is ever going to be a sequel...
it was already sticked for some time (it's a christmas post, it was sticked around that time last year)
all my NS friends love it
(pjofski, you sig is to big <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->)
he leapt the tram tearing the marine at the seams.
He clung to the ceiling in the main aft
as the rotating lift rotated peered around the corner
and let out a laugh.
This marine was alone no one at his back
he went down the elevator and NinjaBurger followed his tracks.
As soon as he bit him the marine shouted "Hax! Hax!"
Good rhyme, I didn't put any thought into mine so =P
dude that was good
Frontiersmen were gonna die
The Gorges would cook them,
Into Marine Pie!
The skulks came to Mobile,
The lerks decided to fly
They collected the meat,
FOR THE GREAT MARINE PIE!
The comm was scared,
They had no ammo
In came a drunk, disgruntled
YULETIDE RAMBO!
The Kharra Fled,
then Saw With Delight
The Rambo Was Helping
To Win this Dam Fight!
The mariens were dead.
The gorges were at ready
The pies were a-cooking
The marines were deady!
how about that? i like ur poem. is mine nice?
P.S. the pic is meant to be ns_bast
hmph...
whats not to love?
Go read my story rob
And all throughout Bast
The skulks were all hungry
The marines were at repast
The gorges were all grungy
The onos stamped up a blast
It just goes to show this thread is gunna last.
Christmas time is comming, and this means we need some bumpage so all the new fanficers can read this wonderfull marvel
This thread goes way back in the day
20 days before, 10 days after, got it?
Oh, what fun it is to ride
a ten man HA-Train!
Stomping throught the halls
H M Gs throwing lead
Skulkie at your heels,
"you stepped on his lil head"
Servos whine and scream
The terror's at it's height
Until that Ono
came charging in
from the corridor on the right!
Simply... amazing.
Jingle Shells, Jingle Shells, Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
a ten man HA-Train!
Stomping throught the halls
H M Gs throwing lead
Skulkie at your heels,
"you stepped on his lil head"
Servos whine and scream
The terror's at it's height
Until that Ono
came charging in
from the corridor on the right!<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
nice, that is sweet
<!--QuoteBegin--Rob6264+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Rob6264)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
As per a new tradition I'm starting, this will be pinned till after Christmas. If I ever leave, some other mod must carry the torch.
20 days before, 10 days after, got it?<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
yes sir, got it
good tradition BTW!
<!--QuoteBegin--Flayra+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Flayra)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->
This thread makes me shed geeky tears of joy.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
hence why I've bumped it a whole s load of times and voted to have it sticked more than once, when I first read this and showed it to all my NS friends it was 1.03 and we they laughed so hard when they read it
<!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Silent Bite, Holy bite
Ow my leg!, that's not right
down, in Vi-aduct he waits, with a smile
Hidden Skulkie, all evil and vile
Eats my ta-asty Knees,
Eats my Tasty Knees.
i think i'm going to start crying soon. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
On a quiet, quiet night
in a quiet, quiet satellite
Down a quiet, quiet stair
laid a quiet little commchair
in a quiet little base.
in the quiet little base
laid marines, tired of war
sleeping ever so soundly
even through an Onos' snore.
The Kharaa, out of patience
fell to sleep at the entrance
in their everlasting wait
to defy the turret farm's fate
and lo, down the chimney, never seen
for the marines came old Saint Marine.
and behold, through the vent's forge
came the Gorge, the Christmas Gorge.
ever so quiet, ever so cautious
old Saint Marine moved motionless
towards the quiet little commchair
to give each marine their gifts in share.
for lil' commander Bobby, a siege with bells
for veteran Billy, candy cane shotty shells.
poor Rambo Calvin was a naughty boy,
for him, a welder with antlers, too fitting a toy
to Sergeant Markie, a stocking with mines
and for Handyman Kid, a PG that shines.
whilst the deed was being done
old Saint Marine was not the only one.
The Christmas Gorge crept silently too
as best as a Christmas Fatty could do.
Hence the Kharaa and Marines were still asleep
the Christmas Gorge, he crawled, ever so steep
in silence, tranquility he would not disturb
as he began to make a DC with a quiet little blurb.
When the DC Tree was done, to the limit's tally
out a little chuckle came(For Fatties were very jolly)
hence there on he decorated without a stop
with MCs, SCs, and a star-shaped OC on top.
His work all done, he returned to a Fade
to Silently Blink to the next Kharaa stop.
As Old Saint Marine crept back to the chimney
and Fade the Christmas Fade crept back to the vent
alas, they beheld each other
a Silent hiss
a quiet click
in what was doubtless to be a noisy fight.
Old Saint Nick raised his dual HMGs,
whilst Christmas Fade readied his Rockets
but then, they stopped, and looked around
at all the peaceful Kharaa
all the peaceful Marines
all asleep on the ground.
Another glance was all that took
for Old Saint Marine to lower his guns to the floor.
with eyes of truth, and a body that shook
he left it all behind the door
and approaching the Fade, the Christmas Fade
he bowed, and said
"Merry Christmas to you too, Mr. Fade."
Yet, I never stated what happened after....*evil smile*