I R-e-a-l-l-y Need Help.

MMZStickman · December 2002

<div class="IPBDescription">please tell me im not the only one.</div> So, i had sex last night. And afterwards both of us are lying there in embrace quietly when she turns to me and says:

"What are you thinking about?"

and i say

"Oh.... nothing."

but the truth is,i was thinking:

"Can a few shotguns early shut down the skulk rush?"

is this wrong?? does anyone else think of NS strategy while they are with naked women?

-Stick

SemperFi · December 2002

Damn thats hardcore man.

TheEnigma · December 2002

A round of applause, ladies and gentlemen, for a -true- gamer. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Brain_Cleaner · December 2002

the "are you addicted to NS" thread pales.......<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'>

DArtagnan · December 2002

Hey, its all good, just don't get confused and try out your new leap attack or anything. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

NinjaBurger · December 2002

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MMZ>Stickman @ Dec 30 2002, 10:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Can a few shotguns early shut down the skulk rush?"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
Mines.

BathroomMonkey · December 2002

At least you didn't turn to her and say 'gg'.

(joke shamelessly stolen from someone on the FoR boards).

sekdar · December 2002

funniest. thread. evar.

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'> <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

MMZ_Torak · December 2002

It would be funnier if it wasn't TRUE! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

GreyPaws · December 2002

at least you had the common sense not to tell her the truth ::bows his head in shame:: My fiance was so **obscenity** when I told her I was thinking about an NS strategy she put me on sexual hiedas for a week <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'>

Lestat · December 2002

at least you don't get drunk out of your brain wake up the next morning only to find you have gone to bed with something that resembles a gorge!!

AAAHHHHGGG kill it!

Sirus · December 2002

"Hey baby, You just wait til I get my third hive up and break out the Onos"

Dauntl3ss · December 2002

SemperFi · December 2002

I just went to gamestop to get WC3 (AGAIN) and we almost got into a car accident, i saw the other car and almost shouted INCOMING, instead i yelled jesus christ. Then at the game store while the guy was explaining how store credit works (:rolleyes:) i just kept thinking "Yeah rgr that" "Rodger" but instead i kept nodding my head and saying yeah.

Also when something funny happens i often am tempted to say "lol" and actually have once....

Xanieth · December 2002

I think we all need to go outside and make some new friends.

And I have actually said 'lol' in a conversation. More than once. My friends started to eye me with discomfort. I've also screamed "INCOMING" instead of "OMG MOM DONT YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE JESUS WE ARE GOING TO HIT THAT CAR!!!!"

<img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='confused.gif'>

supadupafly · December 2002

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Dec 30 2002, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Hey baby, You just wait til I get my third hive up and break out the Onos"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
lol.... i will try that one on some chick's tomorrow <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'>

CForrester · December 2002

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supadupafly @ Dec 30 2002, 04:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Dec 30 2002, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Hey baby, You just wait til I get my third hive up and break out the Onos"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
lol.... i will try that one on some chick's tomorrow <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
I'll get the ice packs ready.

DArtagnan · December 2002

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Dec 30 2002, 05:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (supadupafly @ Dec 30 2002, 04:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Sirus @ Dec 30 2002, 04:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>"Hey baby, You just wait til I get my third hive up and break out the Onos"</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
lol.... i will try that one on some chick's tomorrow <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
I'll get the ice packs ready.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
And I'll bring the margarine!

<uncomfortable silence>

Oh. Wait. Did I misunderstand? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Sirus · December 2002

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>QUOTE (CForrester @ Dec 30 2002, 05:02 PM)
QUOTE (supadupafly @ Dec 30 2002, 04:49 PM)
QUOTE (Sirus @ Dec 30 2002, 04:21 PM)
"Hey baby, You just wait til I get my third hive up and break out the Onos"

lol.... i will try that one on some chick's tomorrow

I'll get the ice packs ready.

And I'll bring the margarine!

<uncomfortable silence>
</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

I'll get the psychologist

Insidious · December 2002

Better make sure it's a Freudian.

porp · December 2002

My cousins brought their dog over, a little daschund. Immediately after it walked in the door, it headed for the stairs and scampered upstairs where my wife was showering. I yelled to my wife, 'Incoming to our bedroom hive, hon!'

And congratulations on losing your virginity, Stickman.

I R-e-a-l-l-y Need Help.

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