Bye Bye Mr Tsa Guy
SoulSkorpion
Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
Join Date: 2002-04-12 Member: 423Members
<div class="IPBDescription">(apologies to Don McLean)</div> I usually write\rewrite a song\poem about whatever game I'm playing, and I heard this song on the radio the other day for the first time in ages, and I remebered that I hadn't done an NS song yet. So here it is <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how the Kharaa used to lose a lot.
Well everyone was really new
None of the aliens had a clue
And all our poor lil' gorgies all got shot.
But our teeth have grown, our claws have lengthened
Our l33t m3l33z0r 5killz have strengthened.
Commanders used to own us,
Now we all are Onos.
I can't remember if they cried
When we rent their portals side to side.
So ask an Onos for a ride
Because we're kicking a***.
So bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
Do you believe that you'll survive
And do you believe you've secured the hive
If the Commander tells you so?
Do you believe that HMGs
Will save you from such claws as these?
Well if you do, then you must be real slow.
Well it seems your chances are quite slim
'Cause we all know your commander's dim,
A newbie, or on booze,
And so you're going to lose!
You cannot aim, I don't know why,
So don't get shotguns, don't even try.
Just kiss your armoured a*** goodbye.
Because we're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
Now the newbies think they're gonna own
As soon as they spawn and leave their home
Armed with those puny LMGs.
Their commander's yelling "Get back to base!
"There are skulks around all over the place
"Eating my new chair and IPs!"
Oh, and while the newbies scamper 'round
The skulks arrive and cut them down.
You'd think they would have learned.
No resource points were earned.
And while they're waiting to respawn
Only then it starts to dawn
That there's no way they could have won
Because we're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
"Welder! Welder! I need a welder!
"To close the skulk-vent you need to weld 'er.
"Would someone please cover me?
"Oh what the f***? A parasite?
"S***! Comm, I have four skulks in sight!
"And I've only got this stupid LMG!"
Now this Half-Life mod, it pwn0r j00
And it pwns CS and Starcraft too!
With three hives, "Now we donce."
Marines don't have a chonce!
'Cause the spore clouds dift accross the field
And one by one, they start to yield
Trapped in a cage of Umbra shield
Because we're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
Oh, and there we were, all in their base
On a station deep in space
Trying to get the game to end.
So come on, Skulk be nimble, Skulk be quick
Use Leap, 'cause it's a useful trick
It helps for dodging turret fire, my friend.
Oh the match wore on well past an age
Hours and hours of ns_caged.
Although some chambers fell
Attacks were all repelled
And as game drew on into the night
Marines, they lost their will to fight
'Cause of Onos, chuckling with delight.
Oh yeah. We're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
I met a gorge on a team of n00bs
And he said "Do you think we're gonna lose?"
But I just grinned and skulked away.
I knocked on the commander's door
Where I'd heard some turrets, years before
But the man there said his soldiers wouldn't play.
On ns_bast the newbies screamed
The Onos owned, the marines got reamed
But not a word was spoken
Our voicecoms all were broken.
To the devs that I admire most
Well Flayra, you've earned the right to boast.
This is the mod I play the most
Because we're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how the Kharaa used to lose a lot.
Well everyone was really new
None of the aliens had a clue
And all our poor lil' gorgies all got shot.
But our teeth have grown, our claws have lengthened
Our l33t m3l33z0r 5killz have strengthened.
Commanders used to own us,
Now we all are Onos.
I can't remember if they cried
When we rent their portals side to side.
So ask an Onos for a ride
Because we're kicking a***.
So bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
Do you believe that you'll survive
And do you believe you've secured the hive
If the Commander tells you so?
Do you believe that HMGs
Will save you from such claws as these?
Well if you do, then you must be real slow.
Well it seems your chances are quite slim
'Cause we all know your commander's dim,
A newbie, or on booze,
And so you're going to lose!
You cannot aim, I don't know why,
So don't get shotguns, don't even try.
Just kiss your armoured a*** goodbye.
Because we're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
Now the newbies think they're gonna own
As soon as they spawn and leave their home
Armed with those puny LMGs.
Their commander's yelling "Get back to base!
"There are skulks around all over the place
"Eating my new chair and IPs!"
Oh, and while the newbies scamper 'round
The skulks arrive and cut them down.
You'd think they would have learned.
No resource points were earned.
And while they're waiting to respawn
Only then it starts to dawn
That there's no way they could have won
Because we're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
"Welder! Welder! I need a welder!
"To close the skulk-vent you need to weld 'er.
"Would someone please cover me?
"Oh what the f***? A parasite?
"S***! Comm, I have four skulks in sight!
"And I've only got this stupid LMG!"
Now this Half-Life mod, it pwn0r j00
And it pwns CS and Starcraft too!
With three hives, "Now we donce."
Marines don't have a chonce!
'Cause the spore clouds dift accross the field
And one by one, they start to yield
Trapped in a cage of Umbra shield
Because we're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
Oh, and there we were, all in their base
On a station deep in space
Trying to get the game to end.
So come on, Skulk be nimble, Skulk be quick
Use Leap, 'cause it's a useful trick
It helps for dodging turret fire, my friend.
Oh the match wore on well past an age
Hours and hours of ns_caged.
Although some chambers fell
Attacks were all repelled
And as game drew on into the night
Marines, they lost their will to fight
'Cause of Onos, chuckling with delight.
Oh yeah. We're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
I met a gorge on a team of n00bs
And he said "Do you think we're gonna lose?"
But I just grinned and skulked away.
I knocked on the commander's door
Where I'd heard some turrets, years before
But the man there said his soldiers wouldn't play.
On ns_bast the newbies screamed
The Onos owned, the marines got reamed
But not a word was spoken
Our voicecoms all were broken.
To the devs that I admire most
Well Flayra, you've earned the right to boast.
This is the mod I play the most
Because we're kicking a***.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
This'll be the day that you die.
We're all singing:
Bye bye, Mr TSA guy
Tried to shoot us, tried to siege us but we just wouldn't die.
We've got three hives. We're coming for you, that's why
We're singing this'll be the day that you die.
Comments
me=likeing this
kharraa=pwnxor
BlueGhost