My Most Satisfying Kill To Date
BadVoodoo
Join Date: 2003-01-14 Member: 12283Members
Join Date: 2003-01-14 Member: 12283Members
<div class="IPBDescription">MUAHAHAHA</div> Three hives were up, one courageous marine ventured out armed with an lmg and a jet pack to take down one of them. As a skulk making his way to the feeding frenzy that was the marine base I hear the sound of the jet pack passing nearby. Running behind my prey who now launches himself at the top of the hive I have a decision. Do I (A) run up the wall and eat him? No at this rate we may win first (B) Parasite him and make him paranoid and play games with him? No, for the fore mentioned reason. (B) Leap? Nah...I know whats more fun XENOCIDE! BAM!
10secs later
"That was not funny <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->"
10secs later
"That was not funny <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->"
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Might as well finish the story. The marine respawns and keeps lmging you over and over until you quit the server.
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But I'd like it if you moved faster in those last few seconds, sick of marines 'mysteriously' dodging the explosion from point blank - in a makes-no-frikkin-sense kinda way
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Actually I finished kills 16: 2 deaths that game (one being suicide) <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> </gloat>
It jumped from the little catwalk in atmospheric in ns_bast. It wasn't an easy shot, but I did it. That was pretty sweet <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
Target: Solo HA/HMG, preferably some "l33t" player who just whined to his comm for it and then rambo'd off, because he is so l33t that he can easily kill five skulks before dying with his equipment. He owns, yessir.
Method:
1. Web Target.
2. Shoot more webs under Target's feet so he will be stuck for a while.
3. Chuckle once or twice.
4. Apply babblers/healspray. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
That marine won't be getting more equipment any time soon. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Later, I'm right underneath the cusp of a vent. There's a jetpack/HMG in there. I wait for him to fire all his ammo (I can see his muzzle flash) and as soon as I see the barrel retreat, I charge! The guy's too startled to even pull his pistol <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Note: a few days ago, I got knifed in midair as a lerk by a jetpack marine <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> What a disgrace :\
Another time I was running from a marine as a skulk, also on Caged. I had no HP and didn't stand a chance against him, so I hid on a rafter and waited for his footsteps. As soon as I heard them, I started Xenocide and fell on top of him. I explode and find out that I just fell into a group of three marines, killing them all. I was rolling on the floor for a few minutes about that one.
1. Web Target.
2. Shoot more webs under Target's feet so he will be stuck for a while.
3. Chuckle once or twice.
4. Apply babblers/healspray. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hehehe - I got an HA/HMG once with web + healspray. Those ARE fun kills. Then of course you have to yell something about gorgie power and how unl33t ha/hmg is. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
Both of those Onos were knifed to death... I died some seconds after that due to the next alien wave.
Another one... On Nothing I leapt (as skulk) at a jetpacker... I was turning around to try to get him when I heard his gun hit the floor (he was about two or three marine-heights off the ground just outside viaduct). Apparently I *did* connect when I leapt.
And once I leapt at a marine, switched to bite, and bit him as I flew past his head. His gun hit the ground before I did.
They keep opening the door and spitting in while getting umbra'd by the lerk. I sneak up next to the door and wait for them to fire off all their acid rockets while my fellow marines pound them with LMG fire. As soon as they back away, I whip out my knife, rounding the corner, and charge straight for the lerk.
The lerk tries to escape by flapping his wings, but he gets stuck under the doorframe. I jumped up and gave him a quick slash to the underbelly, spilling alien guts all over the floor, lerk down.
One of the fades just ignores me and keeps firing acid rockets into the base. The umbra cloud is still hovering around so I decide to stick with the knife and proceed to hack away at the fades back, he dies nearly as quickly as his lerk friend.
The last fade realizes he's in trouble and starts to back off, at which point I whip out my LMG and start filling his chest with rounds, unfortunately, this alien had better aim than his cohorts and quickly dispatched me with a couple spitballs to the face. Not bad for a vanilla marine. (By the chat messages flooding my screen both the fade and lerk were slightly perturbed by getting knifed to death).
Another sweet one...
I was playing on the map (I can't remember its name) with the Great Viaduct. I was standing in the corner of the passage that goes directly over the hive, just outside the big open area (on the left side if you're facing the hive from the resource tower). Anyways a skulk sees me from the opposite end of the hall and calls in his buddies and they start rushing straight at me like mad. I slaughtered all three of them before they even get close. A few more skulks show up, but its a long way to charge down that hall, and they get dropped easily.
The comm notices where I am and drops a phase gate, which I quickly start to build. Now they try to get slick and jump out of nearby vents, and charge from all sides, but the comm showers me with health and ammo, and through insane luck and jumping around like a madman I manage to survive the alien wave attack low on ammo and low on health. I'm thinking "Wow! This is the best game of NS I've ever played!"
Then down at the other end of the hall I see a little pudgy form stick his head out. I finish building the gate just as the gorge rounds the corner. He plops down a o-chamber as I charge at him, I have less than half a LMG clip left, so I wait till I get nice and close and empty it into his back as he starts to retreat. He's hurt, but still alive. I switch to my pistol... empty, darn... Guess it's time for the trusty 'ol pig sticker, take a couple swipes and blamo, one dead fatty. About 3 seconds later the console pops up, something about being banned. Then I take a look at the list of aliens I killed, most of them had a clan tag matching the one in the server's name! Oops, teach me to beat up on the admins!
Reminds me of back in the days when I used to play CS beta and got banned occasionally because I killed too many people. It's actually somewhat of a complement, but still annoying when you're having an awesome game.
Last night/this morning I saw one of the sweetest kills I've ever seen. Our whole team and base was pretty much wiped out except for a couple 'rines. I was following one of them around in spectator mode and he starts to knife the resource tower in Great Viaduct, calling attention to himself. About a minute later a huge force of skulks comes leaping over the railing in unison (like 5-7 of em, but it seemed like 20). I'm surprised the marine didn't crap his pants. It was like a scene straight out of an Aliens movie.
and just when we had killed one fade another one shows up.. i'm standing just in the corner of the door so just when he pops up and starts to shoot i'm running around the corner with my knife and starts chasing him around and he's running around like mad.. and he had full health <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
i love thoose moments when you chase fades with knifes and they get really scared <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
another thing that happend too me tonight was that me and 2 other was send to a hive but the other got killed by skulks but i managed to kill them and i was going to build up some defenses and while i'm building i'm hearing some alien.. thought iwas only one so i stop building and get around the corner to shoot the alien.. but it was 3.. not 1.. so i started to shoot but i didn't manage to kill anyone caus my magazine got empty so i thought damn it.. now i'm going to die and they take the hive back... but no no no.. i manage to jump away from them and reload and kill all of the 3 aliens that are chasing me.. that was fun <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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Another time, I was running through some vents, heard a marine (I believe this was caged, with shipping tunnel) Anyway, he must have been running away from a fight, but I thought he was running to take out a hive, I cant do much, (im on low HP) so I parasite him for the others to finish him off. Gun drops. I look, I laugh. he was on like 1 hp from a previous fight. I guess it was my lucky day.
Lately, in Nancy, I coax a marine to drop into the vents near thier first res nozzle (the one outside the base) Anyway, the marine drops down, I parasite a few times, then I get gunned down. I broadcast to my team that theres one trapped in the vents, but they seem busy rushing the spawn. So I find my way into the vents, creep along keeping the yellow blob in sight, and round a corner, I put a few more parasites into the marine, Instant dead marine by parasite. Marine was not amused.
NS_Tanith, in the reactor room... We have two hives, and I just evolved to fade...
I enter the reactor room from the entrance with the weld point (The elevated path along the pool), and there's an HMG/LA marine entering from the opposite hallway. The room itself was devoid of turrets or towers.
I see him, he sees me, and I go into hit-and-run mode... I shoot a few acid rockets, and strafe out of sight behind the doorway. He walks up to the railing and fires a few bullets, and taps me a bit.... Of course, at that range, it's not too hard to dodge acid rockets, so I'm not hitting much.
Of course, I realize he's thinking like a newbie... So I play along... I repeat it a few times, shooting a couple rockets, and strafing out of sight... He just keeps watching and shooting, hurting me a little at a time, not noticing that I have regen...
Then, I strafe out, and back a couple times without shooting, taking a few bullets in the process.... He's clearly getting overconfident, since he's not even strafing anymore.
And then, the fun part... I strafe out and blink clear across the room, ending up behind him, and he fires a couple bullets where I was before, not noticing... I drop into a crouch and sneak up right behind him as he stands there waiting for me to show my face...
I chuckle.
He turns around.... <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
*SLASH*
so mean, but so funny!
Skulked my way up above the marine buildup in Bast's refinery hive, and went gorge. Dropped a few D towers for healing, out of the arc of fire of the siege... and they sent a jetpacker up after me.
He was doing the usual jetpack skitter across the ceiling, and I panicked.. .threw up a web or two... and nailed him. I guess he wasn't expecting to get webbed 60 feet above the floor.... *SPLAT*
Whichever map has Refinery/Feedwater, ran into Marine spawn where 3 marines were waiting for HA refit, killed all 3, chopped up TF, other three marines with HA/HMG arrive back in spawn, (comm musta been SCREAMING at them <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> ) and I manage to be jammy enough to blink INTO the vent above the spawn as they sweep the place with HMG fire.
Still the jammiest thing I've ever done, or seen, and I've NEVER managed to blink into that vent again. <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
"How'd i get to be sooo good"
"Urk urk urk"
"There's something you don't see everyday...thank god"
"Urk urk urk"
It goes on like this for a bit. Then i hear the little plip plop of him walking, and the random noises the lerk makes. So i start to weld, he gets to the enterance of the vent as i'm still welding we stare at each other for a sec, me welding and him chucking. He moves in for the kill his jaws blaring...right as he gets to me the vent closes on him and he splatters. No. Not only does he splatter but he gibs the normal half life gibs just to add insult to injury. Both of us thought it was the funniest thing in the world.
He was tearing up our base, telling us how we all tasted like chicken, then backing off and healing.
I dropped a shotgun next to the comm chair, grabbed it and hid behind the res tower.
Next time he rushed in I emptied it at his backside.
"Did THAT taste like chicken?"
Most satisfying kill I've ever seen was one that saved my backside on ns_nothing.
Another Marine and myself were holding off the early Skulk rush from the resource room next to marine start.
We managed to bag all but one, although we were both low on ammo and pretty badly beat. As the last Skulk made a run for me, I pulled my trigger, only to hear a heartdropping 'click'.
I figure I'm screwed. It jumps for my face, gets so close I can count it's teeth... and drops to the floor dead, mere inches in front of me, pasted by the last of my buddies ammo.
He'd turned around just in time and nailed it in mid air. I'll never forget that one.
ns_Bast Im on the marines andim sudenly faced with an Onos so after the usual swearing and cursing i start pouring lmg rounds in to his rear end then the big SOB notices me and charges (please note that this was in the tram tunnel) no time to relaod i whip out my pistol and empty a clip on him. Hes still getting closer so once again as all marines occasionaly have to do i reverted to the good ol knife i doged his charge and rammed the knife in his ### and he DIED! I was dancing around the dead corpse when a skulk jumped on my head....