When the banana came it looked like a banana, exept it was yellow. So we all started performing erotic dances around it for 14 months untill it looked like a banana exept it was yellow.
EARL OF DOUGLAS Marry, and shall, and very willingly.
Exit
EARL OF WORCESTER There is no seeming mercy in the king.
HOTSPUR Did you beg any? God forbid!
EARL OF WORCESTER I told him gently of our grievances, Of his oath-breaking; which he mended thus, By now forswearing that he is forsworn: He calls us rebels, traitors; and will scourge With haughty arms this hateful name in us.
People say it's healthy to drink water, and I think they're right, because I've never once suffered a heart attack or epileptic seizure while drinking water. I have a water bottle at work, and I sip from it throughout the day. I never guess right how much I'll wind up drinking, so either I have to refill in the middle of the day (an unfortunate expenditure of exercise), or I have water left over at the end of the day. I hate to waste water like it falls out of the sky or something, but the thing is, water gets contaminated if you leave it in a sealed container overnight. Ever notice that? Screw the cap on the bottle tight -- makes no difference. If it's not refrigerated, that water is tainted forever after. Old water is, like, rotten or something. Leave it out, it goes bad. I drink it anyway.
There were 3 Nuns waiting outside the gates of heaven. St. Peter says, "To get in to heaven you have to answer a question" The 3 Nuns agree. "Ok first question, what is Christ’s first name?" The first Nun answers "Jesus" and then goes into Heaven. "Second, How many days was He in the tomb?" The second Nun replays "3 days" then goes into Heaven. Then St. Peter turns to the third Nun. "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The third Nun look puzzled. "Hmmm, that’s a hard one" she says. "Correct!"
Now, youve been under a lot of stress and pressure lately, but Im sorry to say that we are NOT in fact breathing air, but we are actually breathing Jello. I dont know who told you that we are breathing air, or where they got thier information, but we are indeed breathing Jello. Now sit down and watch the BVD movie, Lord of the Paperclip.
"One day, in the land of <i>Middle Earth, Co. </i>, a great gift was given. 3 paperclips given to the IT department, wisest and least appreciated of all employees, 6 clips were given to the management staff, and 9 paperclips were given to the realm of acountants. But for they were all decieved... For in the assembly lines of Mnt. Doom Industries, Taiwan, a Master Clip was forged, to take control of the other clips and in the office, Bind them under its rule..."
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Whew ! Only 9 more candy hearts until I finish my doghouse french clipboard !
Lord Douglas, go you and tell him so.
EARL OF DOUGLAS
Marry, and shall, and very willingly.
Exit
EARL OF WORCESTER
There is no seeming mercy in the king.
HOTSPUR
Did you beg any? God forbid!
EARL OF WORCESTER
I told him gently of our grievances,
Of his oath-breaking; which he mended thus,
By now forswearing that he is forsworn:
He calls us rebels, traitors; and will scourge
With haughty arms this hateful name in us.
Re-enter the EARL OF DOUGLAS
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It's full of that zip and energy to keep you going throughout the day!
St. Peter says, "To get in to heaven you have to answer a question"
The 3 Nuns agree.
"Ok first question, what is Christ’s first name?"
The first Nun answers "Jesus" and then goes into Heaven.
"Second, How many days was He in the tomb?"
The second Nun replays "3 days" then goes into Heaven.
Then St. Peter turns to the third Nun.
"What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The third Nun look puzzled.
"Hmmm, that’s a hard one" she says.
"Correct!"
"One day, in the land of <i>Middle Earth, Co. </i>, a great gift was given. 3 paperclips given to the IT department, wisest and least appreciated of all employees, 6 clips were given to the management staff, and 9 paperclips were given to the realm of acountants. But for they were all decieved... For in the assembly lines of Mnt. Doom Industries, Taiwan, a Master Clip was forged, to take control of the other clips and in the office, Bind them under its rule..."