Dude You're Getting Arrested.

Teufel_EldritchTeufel_Eldritch Join Date: 2002-01-28 Member: 124Members
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<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Dell's 'surfer dude' pitchman arrested on marijuana charge

NEW YORK — The actor who gained fame and a cult following as the slacker "Steven" in commercials for Dell computers was arrested buying a small bag of marijuana, police said.

Benjamin Curtis, 22, was arraigned yesterday on a misdemeanor drug possession charge. The charge assumes a suspect is not carrying more than a "use amount" — enough to roll several marijuana cigarettes.

Police said he was arrested Sunday night.

Curtis' portrayal of a surfer type who proclaims, "Dude, yer gettin' a Dell!" drove up computer sales and spawned T-shirts, caps, and backpacks, along with Web sites and online fan clubs.

A spokesman for Texas-based Dell said no decision has been made on future Curtis ads.

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Comments

  • KillymageeKillymagee Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 3136Members
    edited February 2003
    Fricken idoit, ya know you have all this money from being a spokesperson and you do dumb s**t like this. This person deserves to be kicked in the head by me. Hell if I had that money from that stuff I'd be invensting it living nicely, apperently he lived TOO nicely now he'll probably lose his contract just like Britney Spears lost her's from Pespsi cause she couldnt get her mind off fricken alcohol and drugs and s**t. she couldnt just keep her career straight, and lost what....like 100 mil for being all mopy in her house from the drugs and stuff....man these people are idiots....bah I say BAH!
  • saint0zsaint0z Join Date: 2002-10-16 Member: 1505Members, Constellation
    <a href='http://www.fark.com' target='_blank'>fark</a> had a photoshop contest over it a couple days ago, this was my entry
    <img src='http://www.vu.union.edu/~torresj/images/fark/dell-trap.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    All i can say is "HA HA"
  • DezmodiumDezmodium Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1575Members
    edited February 2003
    <span style='color:white'>Regardless of what you might think... "Douche" is not an adjective I want to see from you ever again.</span>
  • SanchoSancho Join Date: 2002-03-30 Member: 365Members
    Never liked those commercials anyway.
  • Spyder_MonkeySpyder_Monkey Vampire-Ninja-Monkey Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 8Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    "Dude, you're getting a cell!"

    Eh? Eh?

    Bah!
  • Vinegar_NinjaVinegar_Ninja Join Date: 2003-01-12 Member: 12211Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Spyder Monkey+Feb 13 2003, 12:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spyder Monkey @ Feb 13 2003, 12:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Dude, you're getting a cell!"

    Eh? Eh?

    Bah! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    *falls down*
    -_-
  • DezmodiumDezmodium Join Date: 2002-10-23 Member: 1575Members
    AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    good one spider monkey. should have seen it but didnt.

    excellent work. really going for that raise.
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Spyder Monkey+Feb 13 2003, 01:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Spyder Monkey @ Feb 13 2003, 01:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> "Dude, you're getting a cell!"

    Eh? Eh?

    Bah! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Heh, one of my DoD guildmates made an image that said that. Let me dig it up. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    I found it, but since my host is down, I have to double-post to attach the image. Sorry. Don't bludgeon me! <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • GreedoGreedo Bounty Hunter Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 37Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    Actually, the best one I heard (i.e., not mine) was "Didn't he know that marijuana's a <i>gateway</i> drug?"

    ::cue cymbals and snare drum::
  • Silver_FoxSilver_Fox Spammer Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 34Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    AH HAHAHAHA

    I love it Greedo .. ^_^
  • Spyder_MonkeySpyder_Monkey Vampire-Ninja-Monkey Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 8Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited February 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--Jobabob+Feb 13 2003, 12:19 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Jobabob @ Feb 13 2003, 12:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> OMG he bought some MARIJUANA, he is SO evil. He must be related to the insane bloke at the top convicted of fatally stabbing a grocer 20 years ago! I don't really see the problem, hes been arrested for possesion of a small amount, not for intent to sell, he'll prolly get community service or something. Although im not american, so I don't actually have any idea who this bloke is.

    By the way, whats up with spydey?? Why is a jet of water (as far as i know its meaning) so offensive? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Don't make comments defending people unless you know what was originally said.
  • Ben128Ben128 Join Date: 2002-06-21 Member: 808Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->OMG he bought some MARIJUANA, he is SO evil. He must be related to the insane bloke at the top convicted of fatally stabbing a grocer 20 years ago! I don't really see the problem, hes been arrested for possesion of a small amount, not for intent to sell, he'll prolly get community service or something. Although im not american, so I don't actually have any idea who this bloke is.

    By the way, whats up with spydey?? Why is a jet of water (as far as i know its meaning) so offensive? <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Its not a matter of evil, or good. Its a matter of laws, agreed on by the masses, and the enforcement of those laws. like you said, its not like he is doomed to die. But it will mess up his carreer a bit. Its illegal to smoke pot, regardless of what our personaly opinions on it may be. So he does deserve some minor jail time, or lots of community service.

    As for a jet of water.....*breaks down laughing*. There are times, when we americans realize how much we differ in speach from our English Cousins.
  • voogruvoogru Naturally Modified (ex. NS programmer) Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1827Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--CForrester+Feb 13 2003, 04:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Feb 13 2003, 04:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I found it, but since my host is down, I have to double-post to attach the image. Sorry. Don't bludgeon me! <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I cannot stop laughing.
  • SanchoSancho Join Date: 2002-03-30 Member: 365Members
    Haha!

    Oh, and for those that don't know, this guy does all of the American (?) commercials for Dell. He has no talent as an actor and is extremly annoying. In my opinion, anyway.
  • Cry_HavocCry_Havoc Join Date: 2003-01-22 Member: 12593Members
    I agree with that assessment.

    <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    Leave the guy alone. He's probably going to jail and all you can do is slate him! You guys are ruthless...

    p.s. ignore my earlier post because it would point me out as being a.... well work it out for yourself.
  • xioutlawixxioutlawix Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7118Members, Constellation
    Heh, I can tell from the speech a lot of you have and the attitudes you've taken torwards what this man's punishment should be that very few of you have been to jail.

    Generally for first time offenses the system is not too harsh, I live in miami beach, and was stopped a while back for having open containers of alcohol in my car (and I'm under age). I expected that to be a harsh punish, but all they did was put me in the advocate program (where you go for meetings with other people who abuse substances). I was expecting to lose my license and jail/juvenile time.

    About a month ago I was behaving, but was with a friend who apparently the cops were looking for, they arrested him, but in the process searched me and found the fake id i use to go to clubs, buy liquor, etc.
    I was expecting them to just tear it up and throw it out, instead I find myself in the miami date county jail for 48 hours, and lemme tell you, if you were familiar with the prison system in major cities in america, that's the last thing you'd wish upon a person who was only caught smoking some pot.

    <shudders>

    Yeah, the law may be the law, but it doesn't make it right, and it certainly doesn't always mean its common sense that's applied, but that's why its the law, you don't have a say in the matter.

    Depending on the guy's record, he'll prolly either have to do community service, or at worst pay some fines on top, but probably not jail time.
  • NarfwakNarfwak Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 5258Members, Super Administrators, Forum Admins, NS1 Playtester, Playtest Lead, Forum Moderators, Constellation, NS2 Playtester, Squad Five Blue, Reinforced - Supporter, Reinforced - Silver, Reinforced - Gold, Reinforced - Diamond, Reinforced - Shadow, Subnautica PT Lead, NS2 Community Developer
    <!--QuoteBegin--xioutlawix+Feb 15 2003, 06:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (xioutlawix @ Feb 15 2003, 06:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Heh, I can tell from the speech a lot of you have and the attitudes you've taken torwards what this man's punishment should be that very few of you have been to jail.

    Generally for first time offenses the system is not too harsh, I live in miami beach, and was stopped a while back for having open containers of alcohol in my car (and I'm under age). I expected that to be a harsh punish, but all they did was put me in the advocate program (where you go for meetings with other people who abuse substances). I was expecting to lose my license and jail/juvenile time.

    About a month ago I was behaving, but was with a friend who apparently the cops were looking for, they arrested him, but in the process searched me and found the fake id i use to go to clubs, buy liquor, etc.
    I was expecting them to just tear it up and throw it out, instead I find myself in the miami date county jail for 48 hours, and lemme tell you, if you were familiar with the prison system in major cities in america, that's the last thing you'd wish upon a person who was only caught smoking some pot.

    <shudders>

    Yeah, the law may be the law, but it doesn't make it right, and it certainly doesn't always mean its common sense that's applied, but that's why its the law, you don't have a say in the matter.

    Depending on the guy's record, he'll prolly either have to do community service, or at worst pay some fines on top, but probably not jail time. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Er, yeah. Looks like everyone will soon be cracking stupid jokes at you, too.
  • xioutlawixxioutlawix Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7118Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Narfwak+Feb 15 2003, 05:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Narfwak @ Feb 15 2003, 05:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Er, yeah. Looks like everyone will soon be cracking stupid jokes at you, too. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Ooh, great, inspirational post.

    :ups his fap count:
  • TenSixTenSix Join Date: 2002-11-09 Member: 7932Members
    Apparently that kid not only acts like a moron in commercials, but he also plays a **** in real life! So much talent!

    Hi, Im making more money then you will ever see in most of your lifetime...now let me go do something illegal to ruin my paper thin career!

    Makes NS Noobs seem as lovable as a plush Gorge toy.
  • Cry_HavocCry_Havoc Join Date: 2003-01-22 Member: 12593Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--TenSix+Feb 15 2003, 10:33 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (TenSix @ Feb 15 2003, 10:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Hi, Im making more money then you will ever see in most of your lifetime <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    How so?

    <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • masterswordmanmasterswordman Join Date: 2002-12-21 Member: 11303Members
    ^^^What a damn idiot ^^^

    Don't just read 1/2 the post

    And oh NO BLOODY OFFENCE
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