One day a gorge built in the nuclear powered n00b resource, and was suprised by a well placed marine phase gate which actually was a cunningly disguised marine in short-shorts and tie. The Gorge entered into a continued building, but secretly team-chatted "sevendashseven likes men" and self-combusted like microwaved cat. Along came Mr. 8-Bit Ninja who accidently tripped on a self-combusted gorge "What the hell?!" he muttered painfully the gorge replied: "......" He's dead. Then it cried "I am not an animal! I wear ponce!" and then the door slid open and out rolled a huge hairy ball of phlem. It ate everybody. And then it committed xenocide and there was much to talk about the thread ended.... Then was reborn! everyone groaned.... and got up to beat the living bjeesus out of the poor 8-bit monkey with spikey hair and blue eyebrows 2 HRS LATER: The phone rang "I like pie" Screamed a Fade "I like caek" Bellowed Mr.Pumblebottom Mr. Pumblebottom was an insane hippopotamus in a jam with many grapes Out of nowhere came baby onos with a cute radioactive squirrel launcher of Doom (+2). The baby onos fired and hit a semi-dead Gorge right in the large phlegm ball until there was little of his body mass left. A skulk evolved right into Superman. He saw Lex then tripped on Lois Lane, who died due to very unatural causes (complications of the Green slimy area in the USSR) Then Carl (a sentient cigarette machine with a penchant for giving out ) began to Dance OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!!!! 90's flashback insues Then a jetpacker exploded and fell on the D.J who fell onto The Decks and-span-around. The clubbers cheered! and everyone got burned disco style. Suddenly a big Cloaked Onos with a little cloacked rabbit with two lucky rabbit's feet loaded his AK47 with toxic hairballs then proceded to dance the funky del the homosapien Mentally Scarring all who were standing right near the alien resource point which suddenly discombobulated and turned into Paully shore and a big fat mutated elephant man with hairy toes. Then a Gorge which had fungi. telephoned king kong and asked "Why you gotta wear the frilly purple bra?" Confused he ate his hat which caused stomach ulcers, depriving various starving children of food for a whole damn year. Some time passed , eons, in fact then eventually something locked this thread? Nay! Not so! Along came bob with his n00bstick and his "elite" stick and his smelly pair of socks. He then exploded He mentally snapped He started eating a big pile of...nano sludge which was terribly spamariffic? No, Mexican Water which was brown and from Mexico with a pet Water with pet? Yes, a pet how odd mumbled the nearby marine with no pants met a gorge with large round arse. the gorge couldn't belive his bad luck when his eye spoke " Phear the LeEt " and popped out into the vat of steamy human skin peelings. "Ewwwww ," he said, "supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous " for NO reason. Then a Lerk pooped his pants , but it wasn't very solid, so it dribbled down while revealing his eight foot long trombone which was broken. The marine jumped on the disco dance floor which was spamtastic untill this post exploded, and everyone had wild sex which was spamtastic! While keeping the monkeys dancing on until fire erupts ceasing existence on bad grammar. "Mister Rogers" who died Peacefully, has been... doncing in slabsville which was a term for hell. W00t 200 posts and this means your momma will nuke this! Until, i scream icecream! ICECREAM, supa move which was spamtastic or was it. A mutated cow, from heaven decended t3h 1i0n k1ng And Landed on, Let. It. Die. , which was a large humanoid ant! "Take me to the land of underwear houses. so-they-went-to-the-brothel in a Yellow Submarine Then supernorn2000 died Woot went everyone to the funky poop of doom , best death evar! The questionable ending was answered by God upon high who proclaimed this, shall not die who art upon the holy ground BOOOOOM!!!! The end. at last *fhew* And the ReBoRn started fragging, and picking wildflowers in my bung. PURPLE was the color that brought memories of the Beforetime. post count +1 Then a lerk with hairy nipples bought a lazer-razor taser sun-bather tripped, fell, died. moving swiftly on... WHAT THE ****!? was he thinking? while pulling a large sack of man eating vegetables up the ladder leading to Flayra who's glaring at the new version oblivious to impending damned eternal spammage! Jetpacks and HMGs killed the fade who killed the pig faced pigmee Supernorn killed it Liku exclaimed. Then supernorn2000 was nubified. BEST DEATH EVAR said the commander. "j00 pwned, n00b !" so he claimed Life insurance, near was the MUTANT HYBRID MARINE with hairy toes and really small that smell awful Like salty nuts with a BUMP! On the scrotal-sac of the donkey who was sitting On Fam's face holding a large Onos in his... open frothy mandables What ho! said a small pixie counting his pennies saving up for an Automat Kalishnikov with which he slayed JediYoshi because kangaroo said to spam the forums and kill the giant smelly bun. Giant Smelly Bun? BioHaz pondered and Itched his backside. Suddenly a gorge giant smelly bun built an offense defensive sensory hive. "Oh Boy," he muttered, after he ate a bunfilled with anthrax of eternal death+3 Tarzan came to swing happily from a 15-inches tall gorge named Billy Dee tore his pantyhoseand eat them What a yummy entree w t f JediYoshi screamed at my new sig when it came Moving right along the Kharaa mating-ritual of impending pain. "VIVA LA ORIGINALE!" The End, PERIOD. GEEZ THAT SUCKED! No it didn’t or did it? Are you CONTINUEING!? yes, because Fatteh... coughed a hairball on infinitums plot Tooo much spare Pump up the volume... to t3h DJ Who has a skulk... in his knickers then suddenley, *BOOM* there was a(n) Orgasming Xenocide Explosion. "Man, not again!" Then suddenly spamtastically Narfwak's knee busted because of spam all over his lederhosen boondock pance unfortunatly they didn't protect him completely m fungal infection and scaly growth of his tail's ingrown nostril hair and other bodily hidden scents so he had.... revived a thread now spammers rejoice in the name of Jørgen A. Berthelsen Trance loving hippie never heard of showering with soap or brushing with Tinted orange toothpaste which tasted of, supposedly, tinted orange oranges from Africa, deep down oasis... you dig it? no, go away to far distances to walk to the ends of this damn story. it's never ending After being alone He puked orange. and then shouted HEY YOU GUYS!!!! on top of a table top which bled orange Juice onto the... Lap of Davis-TSA[e] who exclaimed loudly NOO my PANTS! and jumped around while holding a cup of orange onos milk and gorge fecal material and drank it and got sick with Kharaa bacteria then made a Bacteria cake for . Cereal_KillR who promptly refused and shouted LEMON and shoved cake Into his left... opponent's face, while singing Ol' MacDonald ate a brick and got confused because it didn't make any sense like this story but unlike the other story post this one has real comedy gold and will forever stick to your big juicy melons which are actually big juicy pears of gold. Meanwhile this topic ended. But then restarted by the one big cheese wedge from france, aka grande cale fromage which tastes horrendous in kitchen sink like so much french cuisine cheese on a very large french plate With onos milk. and gorge fecal matter mixed with lerk stomach acids And skulk saliva that regurgitated a A poor marine... who's name was John "rambo" Smith Silent But Violent yet very noisy HAHA GOT FOOLED as it's not over yet, because of the brick with hairy legs that smacked MonsE In his hairy... head. Because it. was propelled by... overclocked brick opellant hurting Saddam Hussein's proppelled-brick fragile... skull, and smashed... a ming vase in tiny pieces and saddam cried because he bit his lip when the brick smashed... his chinese vase "Ouch my lip!" then a gorge with only one resource left went to suck a big juicy lemon flavored orange juice which was covered with tasty bananas that a ape would love to fill himself with something which was radioactively dangerous but strangely alluring with green glow and toxic aroma so he farted On a HAHMG, whined for ammo and said "OMGh4x!!!" and ran away into the forest singing the song "yellow submarine" while spanking a lemon which was eating a gorge who was eating a marineburger that came from MacGorge which is being Eaten by a ravenous gibbon, who like others, ate the spanked lemon, spanked by the eyes of a spanker-eye monster With spanking hands... that spanked wildly... ,full spanking force, SPANK! yelled the... small yellow lemon before clutching it's Spanking hands on... pips. it then turned into pepsi-lemon and promtly exploded 'cos the bunny was fondling a fluffy white tail . But then he used his switchblade to sculpt a imperial stormtrooper, then rider on horseback both became alive and began to eat each other's legs off luckily the gorge close this topic. He then re-opened this fugly topic by using his awesome hacking skills "he is beginning... the Topic revolution." *cue the music* dah dah daaaaaa The fatty danced then puked because the skulk poke'd his fat *** from the puke... and ran away. Then CS terrorists fell and died. But were revived WC3-plugin was installed But everyone complained about this thing called "orange room" so they all had lots of sodas to take+3|-| |_33+ 50|)4'5 that had an insane elephant rampaging... with critical grenade and chainsaw dismemberfest enough to make explode everything that ed the insane elephant who was pink and very insane but not really very insane. Then... aliens landed near Roswell again, and they needed three words only "PINK ONOI RULE" exclaimed the gorge, making aliens happy as he flatulently spoke his name. And the Shopkeeper who was there took out his cucumber and stuck a hat on his huge pineapple and shoved it into the earth crushing the hidden Agenda of Capitalists written with a ball point pen filled with healing-spray and blue ink useable on slimy beast that don't actually have slime but instead have ancient egyption papyrus which was used as toilet paper as mind control or as anything relating to control of the masses would normaly kill millies phillysteak sandwich without peanut butter! In other words but with chocolate pie owns sandwiches GreyPaws's sandwhich will contain a lugie ultimatly dominating the deep painful hurting of famous dr.d while the pie had it's way in the oven with the muffin which was really a puffin. So the freaking threadcromancy swallowed the puffin and then burped out a penguin and it said "I'm the One" but the matrix is hella lame just like Liku and then the fade ran into the head of Wheeee. There is no pie in this. Neo owns Liku. Keanu can't act. Liku can't either because he's awesome. Kill this thread and you will fail three times into the deep pool of spamming and be burninated! Thus the matrix which runs on a nuclear reactor powered 286 computer of course moonstone will not have a huge fat funny greek wedding in space with the three gorges with their communist resource model are partying with marines in a colourfull and social way that Ireland was used to be but now it's totally different and really useless piece of hair from George.W.Bush which he used to wash everytime after his naptime or before he ate giant Oni of the face-like thing beyond. But at the same time he dissolved into a turret he walked into a bar it really hurt because he's weak and smells of rotten kryptonite shavings dipped in some sheep droppings. "Poo!” the gorge screamed as the robot said "700 posts!" a little early then Strongbad and Homestar appeared out Of pokemon balls. Then Trogdor came with some iron-brew contaminated with some Greedo Brand Muffins™ sweet, sweet, sweet COOOOOkies! yelled the old, old, old man who was a former skulk actually Jesus Christ he chased away lots and lots of wannabe vampires but was caught by the floating big, dumb, ugly, silly, stupid and newbie marine which ramboed to the double res point and began to whack RCs with a hive which was being eaten during the rainy day that followed another uber n00b saw the matrix in black and just wondered why up is down and down is Down is up... left and red is "marine green" which may be used by me to take the long, hard, fleshy bold ancient gorge cookies, which taste like citric acid with a pinch of roast beef flavor and coke. But then Al Gore and shotgun shells came merrily together and gorgebush rejoiced and said "Lockbox... about another mistake ..the unstoppable" has gracfully made in pencils, however, a... rather large strange local townsperson all wearing tourist watched dr. Strangelove eating pancakes with spiders and cannabis while kissing ghandi up a tree while dressed in magician costumes.
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(long, hard, fleshy, <b>gorge</b> cookies)
(yes, <b>gorge</b>bush)
(dr. strangelove is a movie!)
One day a gorge built in the nuclear powered n00b resource, and was suprised by a well placed marine phase gate which actually was a cunningly disguised marine in short-shorts and tie. The Gorge entered into a continued building, but secretly team-chatted "sevendashseven likes men" and self-combusted like microwaved cat. Along came Mr. 8-Bit Ninja who accidently tripped on a self-combusted gorge "What the hell?!" he muttered painfully the gorge replied: "......" He's dead. Then it cried "I am not an animal! I wear ponce!" and then the door slid open and out rolled a huge hairy ball of phlem. It ate everybody. And then it committed xenocide and there was much to talk about the thread ended.... Then was reborn! everyone groaned.... and got up to beat the living bjeesus out of the poor 8-bit monkey with spikey hair and blue eyebrows 2 HRS LATER: The phone rang "I like pie" Screamed a Fade "I like caek" Bellowed Mr.Pumblebottom Mr. Pumblebottom was an insane hippopotamus in a jam with many grapes Out of nowhere came baby onos with a cute radioactive squirrel launcher of Doom (+2). The baby onos fired and hit a semi-dead Gorge right in the large phlegm ball until there was little of his body mass left. A skulk evolved right into Superman. He saw Lex then tripped on Lois Lane, who died due to very unatural causes (complications of the Green slimy area in the USSR) Then Carl (a sentient cigarette machine with a penchant for giving out ) began to Dance OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!!!! 90's flashback insues Then a jetpacker exploded and fell on the D.J who fell onto The Decks and-span-around. The clubbers cheered! and everyone got burned disco style. Suddenly a big Cloaked Onos with a little cloacked rabbit with two lucky rabbit's feet loaded his AK47 with toxic hairballs then proceded to dance the funky del the homosapien Mentally Scarring all who were standing right near the alien resource point which suddenly discombobulated and turned into Paully shore and a big fat mutated elephant man with hairy toes. Then a Gorge which had fungi. telephoned king kong and asked "Why you gotta wear the frilly purple bra?" Confused he ate his hat which caused stomach ulcers, depriving various starving children of food for a whole damn year. Some time passed , eons, in fact then eventually something locked this thread? Nay! Not so! Along came bob with his n00bstick and his "elite" stick and his smelly pair of socks. He then exploded He mentally snapped He started eating a big pile of...nano sludge which was terribly spamariffic? No, Mexican Water which was brown and from Mexico with a pet Water with pet? Yes, a pet how odd mumbled the nearby marine with no pants met a gorge with large round arse. the gorge couldn't belive his bad luck when his eye spoke " Phear the LeEt " and popped out into the vat of steamy human skin peelings. "Ewwwww ," he said, "supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous " for NO reason. Then a Lerk pooped his pants , but it wasn't very solid, so it dribbled down while revealing his eight foot long trombone which was broken. The marine jumped on the disco dance floor which was spamtastic untill this post exploded, and everyone had wild sex which was spamtastic! While keeping the monkeys dancing on until fire erupts ceasing existence on bad grammar. "Mister Rogers" who died Peacefully, has been... doncing in slabsville which was a term for hell. W00t 200 posts and this means your momma will nuke this! Until, i scream icecream! ICECREAM, supa move which was spamtastic or was it. A mutated cow, from heaven decended t3h 1i0n k1ng And Landed on, Let. It. Die. , which was a large humanoid ant! "Take me to the land of underwear houses. so-they-went-to-the-brothel in a Yellow Submarine Then supernorn2000 died Woot went everyone to the funky poop of doom , best death evar! The questionable ending was answered by God upon high who proclaimed this, shall not die who art upon the holy ground BOOOOOM!!!! The end. at last *fhew* And the ReBoRn started fragging, and picking wildflowers in my bung. PURPLE was the color that brought memories of the Beforetime. post count +1 Then a lerk with hairy nipples bought a lazer-razor taser sun-bather tripped, fell, died. moving swiftly on... WHAT THE ****!? was he thinking? while pulling a large sack of man eating vegetables up the ladder leading to Flayra who's glaring at the new version oblivious to impending damned eternal spammage! Jetpacks and HMGs killed the fade who killed the pig faced pigmee Supernorn killed it Liku exclaimed. Then supernorn2000 was nubified. BEST DEATH EVAR said the commander. "j00 pwned, n00b !" so he claimed Life insurance, near was the MUTANT HYBRID MARINE with hairy toes and really small that smell awful Like salty nuts with a BUMP! On the scrotal-sac of the donkey who was sitting On Fam's face holding a large Onos in his... open frothy mandables What ho! said a small pixie counting his pennies saving up for an Automat Kalishnikov with which he
slayed JediYoshi because kangaroo said to spam the forums and kill the giant smelly bun. Giant Smelly Bun? BioHaz pondered and Itched his backside. Suddenly a gorge giant smelly bun built an offense defensive sensory hive. "Oh Boy," he muttered, after he ate a bunfilled with anthrax of eternal death+3 Tarzan came to swing happily from a 15-inches tall gorge named Billy Dee tore his pantyhoseand eat them What a yummy entree w t f JediYoshi screamed at my new sig when it came Moving right along the Kharaa mating-ritual of impending pain. "VIVA LA ORIGINALE!" The End, PERIOD. GEEZ THAT SUCKED! No it didn’t or did it? Are you CONTINUEING!? yes, because Fatteh... coughed a hairball on infinitums plot Tooo much spare Pump up the volume... to t3h DJ Who has a skulk... in his knickers then suddenley, *BOOM* there was a(n) Orgasming Xenocide Explosion. "Man, not again!" Then suddenly spamtastically Narfwak's knee busted because of spam all over his lederhosen boondock pance unfortunatly they didn't protect him completely m fungal infection and scaly growth of his tail's ingrown nostril hair and other bodily hidden scents so he had.... revived a thread now spammers rejoice in the name of Jørgen A. Berthelsen Trance loving hippie never heard of showering with soap or brushing with Tinted orange toothpaste which tasted of, supposedly, tinted orange oranges from Africa, deep down oasis... you dig it? no, go away to far distances to walk to the ends of this damn story. it's never ending After being alone He puked orange. and then shouted HEY YOU GUYS!!!! on top of a table top which bled orange Juice onto the... Lap of Davis-TSA[e] who exclaimed loudly NOO my PANTS! and jumped around while holding a cup of orange onos milk and gorge fecal material and drank it and got sick with Kharaa bacteria then made a Bacteria cake for . Cereal_KillR who promptly refused and shouted LEMON and shoved cake Into his left... opponent's face, while singing Ol' MacDonald ate a brick and got confused because it didn't make any sense like this story but unlike the other story post this one has real comedy gold and will forever stick to your big juicy melons which are actually big juicy pears of gold. Meanwhile this topic ended. But then restarted by the one big cheese wedge from france, aka grande cale fromage which tastes horrendous in kitchen sink like so much french cuisine cheese on a very large french plate With onos milk. and gorge fecal matter mixed with lerk stomach acids And skulk saliva that regurgitated a A poor marine... who's name was John "rambo" Smith Silent But Violent yet very noisy HAHA GOT FOOLED as it's not over yet, because of the brick with hairy legs that smacked MonsE In his hairy... head. Because it. was propelled by... overclocked brick opellant hurting Saddam Hussein's proppelled-brick fragile... skull, and smashed... a ming vase in tiny pieces and saddam cried because he bit his lip when the brick smashed... his chinese vase "Ouch my lip!" then a gorge with only one resource left went to suck a big juicy lemon flavored orange juice which was covered with tasty bananas that a ape would love to fill himself with something which was radioactively dangerous but strangely alluring with green glow and toxic aroma so he farted On a HAHMG, whined for ammo and said "OMGh4x!!!" and ran away into the forest singing the song "yellow submarine" while spanking a lemon which was eating a gorge who was eating a marineburger that came from MacGorge which is being Eaten by a ravenous gibbon, who like others, ate the spanked lemon, spanked by the eyes of a spanker-eye monster With spanking hands... that spanked wildly... ,full spanking force, SPANK! yelled the... small yellow lemon before clutching it's Spanking hands on... pips. it then turned into pepsi-lemon and promtly exploded 'cos the bunny was fondling a fluffy white tail . But then he used his switchblade to sculpt a imperial stormtrooper, then rider on horseback both became alive and began to eat each other's legs off luckily the gorge close this topic. He then re-opened this fugly topic by using his awesome hacking skills "he is beginning... the Topic revolution." *cue the music* dah dah daaaaaa The fatty danced then puked because the skulk poke'd his fat *** from the puke... and ran away. Then CS terrorists fell and died. But were revived WC3-plugin was installed But everyone complained about this thing called "orange room" so they all had lots of sodas to take+3|-| |_33+ 50|)4'5 that had an insane elephant rampaging... with critical grenade and chainsaw dismemberfest enough to make explode everything that ed the insane elephant who was pink and very insane but not really very insane. Then... aliens landed near Roswell again, and they needed three words only "PINK ONOI RULE" exclaimed the gorge, making aliens happy as he flatulently spoke his name. And the Shopkeeper who was there took out his cucumber and stuck a hat on his huge pineapple and shoved it into the earth crushing the hidden Agenda of Capitalists written with a ball point pen filled with healing-spray and blue ink useable on slimy beast that don't actually have slime but instead have ancient egyption papyrus which was used as toilet paper as mind control or as anything relating to control of the masses would normaly kill millies phillysteak sandwich without peanut butter! In other words but with chocolate pie owns sandwiches GreyPaws's sandwhich will contain a lugie ultimatly dominating the deep painful hurting of famous dr.d while the pie had it's way in the oven with the muffin which was really a puffin. So the freaking threadcromancy swallowed the puffin and then burped out a penguin and it said "I'm the One" but the matrix is hella lame just like Liku and then the fade ran into the head of Wheeee. There is no pie in this. Neo owns Liku. Keanu can't act. Liku can't either because he's awesome. Kill this thread and you will fail three times into the deep pool of spamming and be burninated! Thus the matrix which runs on a nuclear reactor powered 286 computer of course moonstone will not have a huge fat funny greek wedding in space with the three gorges with their communist resource model are partying with marines in a colourfull and social way that Ireland was used to be but now it's totally different and really useless piece of hair from George.W.Bush which he used to wash everytime after his naptime or before he ate giant Oni of the face-like thing beyond. But at the same time he dissolved into a turret he walked into a bar it really hurt because he's weak and smells of rotten kryptonite shavings dipped in some sheep droppings. "Poo!” the gorge screamed as the robot said "700 posts!" a little early then Strongbad and Homestar appeared out Of pokemon balls. Then Trogdor came with some iron-brew contaminated with some Greedo Brand Muffins™ sweet, sweet, sweet COOOOOkies! yelled the old, old, old man who was a former skulk actually Jesus Christ he chased away lots and lots of wannabe vampires but was caught by the floating big, dumb, ugly, silly, stupid and newbie marine which ramboed to the double res point and began to whack RCs with a hive which was being eaten during the rainy day that followed another uber n00b saw the matrix in black and just wondered why up is down and down is Down is up... left and red is "marine green" which may be used by me to take the long, hard, fleshy bold ancient gorge cookies, which taste like citric acid with a pinch of roast beef flavor and coke. But then Al Gore and shotgun shells came merrily together and gorgebush rejoiced and said "Lockbox... about another mistake ..the unstoppable" has gracfully made in pencils, however, a... rather large strange local townsperson all wearing tourist watched dr. Strangelove eating pancakes with spiders and cannabis while kissing ghandi up a tree while dressed in magician costumes.
Story so far.
(If we keep this up for a few more weeks we can get it published <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)
dr.d you are teh win. Liku give the boy a cool point!!!
We are over 2213 words! Yay!
[w00t! beat you to it!]
[sorry jsut came natraly]