The Ten Ns Commandments

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  • GuspazGuspaz Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2862Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Marik_Steele+Apr 6 2003, 02:42 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Apr 6 2003, 02:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <a href='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=10&t=23946&hl=blasphemous,and,clever' target='_blank'>To quote Legionnaired from a related thread in the off-topic forum titled "Ns Biblical Quotations, Revised, King Flayra edition" :</a>
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Clever. Blasphemous, but clever. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Bah, you religious zelots need to get a clue.
  • BlackPantherBlackPanther Join Date: 2002-02-11 Member: 197Members
    <ul>
    <li>Thou shalt not whine. Period
    <li>Thou shalt stick with thy team at all times
    <li>Thou shalt not keep thy base undefended
    <li>Thou shalt not have more then 1 gorge in thy team at the start of thy game
    <li>Thou shalt not let thy marine with jetpack and welder hurt thy precious hive
    <li>Honor thy Onos
    <li>Thou shalt not hump thy armory
    <li>Thou shalt not worship thy false F4 god
    <li>Thou shalt follow thy commander's commands without fault
    </ul>
  • AgkelosAgkelos Join Date: 2003-02-07 Member: 13243Members
    Thou shalt bow down before my "elite" skills <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • CanadianWolverineCanadianWolverine Join Date: 2003-02-07 Member: 13249Members
    And thou will sayeth unto his fellow Christians, be not offended or cry blasphemy, it is a spoof, you really should watch comedy a little more often, God did give us laughter, so use it. And thou will suggest they watch stuff that really is blaphemous, like Dogma, and just relax because real life isn't like comedic entertainment, its funny moments don't go on ad naseum. And thou shall endeth with a suggestion that they also find the time to watch Monty Python movies.
  • pardzhpardzh Join Date: 2002-10-25 Member: 1601Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--MMZ>Torak+Mar 16 2003, 06:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (MMZ>Torak @ Mar 16 2003, 06:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Proof? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    God = Ownt <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Deltron_ZDeltron_Z Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6971Members
    This was made in December.

    <a href='http://wayward.netfirms.com/humor/deltron/12-10NSCmd.html' target='_blank'>10 NS Commandments</a>
  • Marine0IMarine0I Join Date: 2002-11-14 Member: 8639Members, Constellation
    Oh shut up guspaz.

    Anyway enemyathegates has a point - this sort of thing could POTENTIALLY be taken as offensive by Christians. If something could possibly offend someone (withing reason) then its almost always best not to do it. Its just common decency. Too hard a theory to put in practise you say? Well in this specific instance - it should be pretty easy to see the potential to insult given that you are parodying a religious text.

    On the other hand - I have seen in the houses of many devout Chrisitians parodies of the 23rd Psalm and the 10 commandments - such as the weightwatchers 23rd Psalm and 10 commandments - so I have no personal objection to this thread.

    So parody on you heathen dogs <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    jk btw
  • KingKupoKingKupo Join Date: 2002-11-24 Member: 9785Members
    thy shalt not suggest stupid things like sniper rifles and rocket launchers.

    thou shalt not worship thee sensory by building it first.
  • CodemanCodeman Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9497Members, Constellation, Reinforced - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--CanadianWolverine+Apr 7 2003, 05:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CanadianWolverine @ Apr 7 2003, 05:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> And thou will sayeth unto his fellow Christians, be not offended or cry blasphemy, it is a spoof, you really should watch comedy a little more often, God did give us laughter, so use it. And thou will suggest they watch stuff that really is blaphemous, like Dogma, and just relax because real life isn't like comedic entertainment, its funny moments don't go on ad naseum. And thou shall endeth with a suggestion that they also find the time to watch Monty Python movies. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    i can see why some would take offense at this - personally i'm not offended by it because i happen to like humor and comedy (if nothing was meant to be funny why did God give us the ability to laugh?)

    the best Monty Python movie was Life of Brian. i haven't laughed that much in a long time (Dogma was also pretty funny, but it isnt Monty Python)

    btw, weight watchers is wrong.

    -- Codeman
  • UlatohUlatoh Join Date: 2002-12-18 Member: 10982Members
    i dont know why everyone hates dogma... ITS A MOVIE

    and a funny one i might add


    thou shalt not wasteth your clippeth on the wall behind the skulketh
  • MindmeldmeMindmeldme The Evil One Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1637Members
    chuckles...this could go on forever. I like the list though...bloody funny. Everything else since it looks like it's getting into a religious debate perhapes. Idea behind this...amusing...intention of insult...doubtful...will life go on...YES. that said...lets go a killing
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