You Know You're Playing Too Much Ns When...
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Join Date: 2003-01-15 Member: 12311Members
Join Date: 2003-01-15 Member: 12311Members
I was in #naturalselection the other day when we started throwing down some of these. I figgered I'd post a few here and hopefully in a few days we can get a Top 10 list together:
You know you're playing too much NS when:
1) You have the urge to shoot every dog you see.
2) In the zoo at the badger exhibit, you're heard yelling at everyone to "kill the fatty!!!"
3) (Still at the zoo) at the rhino exhibit, you have an overpowering urge to hit "F4".
4) Thinking they might attack you, you avoid fire hydrants.
5) You're overheard saying that the war in Iraq could be over in a week if, "they'd just give the Marines some jetpacks."
6) You stub your toe and call to some unseen person to "drop healthpacks" on you.
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You know you're playing too much NS when:
1) You have the urge to shoot every dog you see.
2) In the zoo at the badger exhibit, you're heard yelling at everyone to "kill the fatty!!!"
3) (Still at the zoo) at the rhino exhibit, you have an overpowering urge to hit "F4".
4) Thinking they might attack you, you avoid fire hydrants.
5) You're overheard saying that the war in Iraq could be over in a week if, "they'd just give the Marines some jetpacks."
6) You stub your toe and call to some unseen person to "drop healthpacks" on you.
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- You refuse to leave your bedroom to go to school before you get HA/GL
- You scraped your knee playing football outside and you run in telling your mum to "freaking WELD ME *****"
- Your parents tell you it's time for bed and you hide behind the sofa taunting them and waiting for a Comm Chair
- Your parents tell you it's time for bed and you hide in the storage space surrounded by bottles of Mountain Dew to keep you alive
- You throw your college tutor out of his chair, sit in it and drop yourself a Mars Bar out of his desk, then leave
- Every time someone farts you tell them to stop gas-spamming and call them a "freaking n00b Lerk"
- You run at the fat guy at school with a knife shouting "I stabbed the Gorge OMFGZ" then shout "How'd I get to be so gooood?" as he bleeds to death
- You join the army and tell your general to drop you a jet-pack and welder and you'll take out the whole of Iraq
- You yell for Primal Scream in Gym class so you can slam dunk higher and faster
- You find a dark spot to go to sleep in at bedtime so your egg doesn't get stabbed up
V - You ask for your family to donate res to you for your birthday so you can get your hive up ASAP and go fade to beat the school bully
- You run into the middle of a playground fight, jiggle about and go RRRRRRRRREEAAUMMMMMM. Then run off shouting "ROFLMAO EIGHT XENO KILLS - PWNED"
- You block your dad's garage door with a tree so he can't get into Shipping Tunnel
- You shout for everyone in your dodgeball class to "STOP freaking NADE SPAMMING N00BS"
- You sell everything in your house because you were sick of your family being n00bs
- You glued Action Man figures to the 4 corners of your bed and set a waypoint on your butt, telling them to 'Defend Target'
- You set up trip mines around your CD collection because it's cheaper than buying a cabinet to 'secure' them
- You scream at your mum for a JP. She buys you new Nikes instead, so you kill yourself so you can respawn and she can get you a Jetpack this time
V - You tell your bank you can't pay them because you'll overflow
V - You can't find the light switch in your bedroom, so you drop 2 Observatories and research Motion Tracking instead
- Your dad tells you to go to bed, you tell him to **** his waypoint and 'eject' him out the ground floor window
- You reach for the 'toggleeditps' button on your remote so you can mute Celine Dion
- You get grounded for spraying your decal on your mum's new dining table
- Every time you hear the word 'missile' and 'command' used in the same sentence, you feel the urge to burn things
- You start to refer to everyone you see as "human scum" and chuckle at them repeatedly
- The last time a burglar broke into your house you screamed "CLEANSE THE INTRUDER" and ran at him trying to bit his head
- You make a public protest against America using it's military force against Iraq, insisting that they only have 1 Hive and the US army should kill them all with sporks, so they aren't seen as lamer n00bs
- You jumped out your bedroom window and blamed the broken legs on your low FPS, 'cos it fecked your JP
- You go to the optician and when he asks you to blink, you tell him you "don't have 2 hives yet you f*cking n00b" and you refuse to blink until he gives you 54 dollars to go fade
- You cover the sidewalk in glue, wait for a passer-by to get stuck, throw Furbies at them and grin madly screaming "HAR j00 GOT BABBLERED - KING PROWNED"
- You refuse to get a job, insisting that the overturned garbage cans you put over the holes in your back yard will will supply you with all the money you need
- You insist that K-Mart start stocking Grenade Launchers and Jet-Packs or you won't leave the store
- You ask girls to go to the high-school donce with you
*edit*
Someone kill me.
That was going to be my exact reply when i saw this thread, but you beat me to it ;p