The Flame Form
Listen and you shal hear, the riveting tale of Paul Revere. And by Paul Revere I mean a flame form. Please note that I did not make it, and it dates back to prehistoric times, when flying cows used it to call us fat bongos. Also, please do not use this on THESE boards, admins will get angry and probobly ban me. Which needless to say, would dry up the supply of supperflous verbiage quite a bit; and we dont want that.
So here it is:
(this is how to flame somone without actually having to write anything other than an x)
Dear
[] Clueless Newbie
[] Lamer
[] Flamer
[] Pervert
[] Geek
[] Spammer
[] Racist
[] Jackass
[] Troller
[] Fundamentalist
[] Satanist
[] "Expert"
[] Wannabe
[] ****
[] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[] You imported another debate into this post
[] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[] You posted a 'Religion' post
[] You started a long, stupid thread
[] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[] You posted low-IQ flame bait
[] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[] You make no sense
[] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[] You made a baseless assertion
[] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[] You say you're '"elite" liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[] Other: You posted this lame, overused list.
To Repent, You Must:
[] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[] Stop masturbating for a week
[] Read every group you posted to for a week
[] Give up your AOL account
[] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[] Actually post something relevant
[] Read and memorize the FAQ
[] Print your home phone number in your ads
[] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[] Blow me
[] Get a clue
[] Get a life
[] Go away
[] Grow up
[] Never post again
[] I pity your dog
[] You need to seek psychiatric help
[] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[] Go back to school and actually learn something
[] Learn how to post or get off the site
[] All of the above
So here it is:
(this is how to flame somone without actually having to write anything other than an x)
Dear
[] Clueless Newbie
[] Lamer
[] Flamer
[] Pervert
[] Geek
[] Spammer
[] Racist
[] Jackass
[] Troller
[] Fundamentalist
[] Satanist
[] "Expert"
[] Wannabe
[] ****
[] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[] You imported another debate into this post
[] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[] You posted a 'Religion' post
[] You started a long, stupid thread
[] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[] You posted low-IQ flame bait
[] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[] You make no sense
[] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[] You made a baseless assertion
[] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[] You say you're '"elite" liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[] Other: You posted this lame, overused list.
To Repent, You Must:
[] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[] Stop masturbating for a week
[] Read every group you posted to for a week
[] Give up your AOL account
[] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[] Actually post something relevant
[] Read and memorize the FAQ
[] Print your home phone number in your ads
[] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[] Blow me
[] Get a clue
[] Get a life
[] Go away
[] Grow up
[] Never post again
[] I pity your dog
[] You need to seek psychiatric help
[] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[] Go back to school and actually learn something
[] Learn how to post or get off the site
[] All of the above
This discussion has been closed.
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