Svääääär-jeeee! Sväääär-jeeee!

StoneburgStoneburg Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8174Members
edited April 2003 in Off-Topic
<div class="IPBDescription">Swe-Hun (OMG I am gonna cry if we lose)</div> Über-important match coming up in 30 mins. Sweden vs Hungary. So far, Sweden's results in the group aint too good. 0-2-0, we really need to win, Hungary can settle for a draw. Now, here's some awesome news:

Henrik Lardsson is back!!

<img src='http://www.aftonbladet.se/sport/0303/17/SPORT-17s37-henke-66_368.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

After quitting the international squad after the last World Cup he is finally back. He's bu far the most merited player in the squad, and just what we need, a striker of international class. He is outstanding in his club team and possess regenerating capabilities almost on par with Wolverine. Guy breaks his leg, is supposed to be gone for 1-2 years, and is scoring goals within 6 months. Crazy.



Ljungberg is playing, he's skipped the last 7 games (friendlies) not to aggrevate his achilles problem, but now it's a real game and he's up for it. He's been on fire in his club and is probably our bigggest star atm (Henrik is more outstanding but Fredrik plays in Arsenal, a more successful club then Celtic).

<img src='http://www.aftonbladet.se/sport/0304/02/ljungberg1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

We are really going to need his irrational runs, speed and nose for goals to win against an ultra-defensive Hungary.


Here's my favorite. Kim Källström, born to play football. Only 20 years old but incredibly good. Has a left foot that can take down brick walls and great vision. He's a left-footed David Beckham, only much, much, much tougher (not that Beck's is a wuss, but this guy is tough as nails, it hurts to play against him).

<img src='http://www.aftonbladet.se/sport/0301/30/kim-145681-0.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



Unfortunately the soon-to-be Best Football Player in The World Every (including Pele, Maradona and the other losers), Zlatan, is suspended for something or other. He's a f*cking brilliant footballer. He's about 6'7 or so but can do things with a football you wouldn't believe. I first fell in love with him when he was 18 and was playing against Milan. He had Maldini (by many considered the best defender ever) up on the stands buying hotdogs. He has a *bit* of a temper problem though, which keeps getting him into trouble, but man, this kid rules.

<img src='http://www.zlatan.net/z199.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

Instead of Zlatan we now have to pair up "Henke" with Marcus Allbäck up front. To show the difference between great football nations (like Argentine, England, Brazil, Germany etc), Marcus has basically not been allowed to play in his club the last 6 months. Spends most of the time on the bench or in the stands. Other (better) nations international players are all basically the stars of their club.

The defense is looking pretty good. Johan Mjällby back in his midfield position will make sure it hurts like hell to be Hungarian, Mellberg has been insanely consistent and finally gets to play on his prefered position (central defender). Jakobsson hasn't been in top form but should be ok, Lucic is stable and finally we have a left-footed (if somewhat inexperienced) defender on the left





Ps. I hope England beats Turkey too, even though it will be hard (If you watched the WC you know how damn good the turks are).

Comments

  • tseepratseepra Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10530Members
    It's hopeless for everyone else, we all know that Finland will win.
  • LokeLoke Join Date: 2003-02-25 Member: 13988Members
    With other words, if you want to spell right... HENRIK LARSSON, not Henrik Lardsson.
  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--tseepra+Apr 2 2003, 06:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (tseepra @ Apr 2 2003, 06:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> It's hopeless for everyone else, we all know that Finland will win. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yes.
  • RueRue Join Date: 2002-10-21 Member: 1564Members
    any team with a celtic player in it deservies to lose, go Finland! and Go Scotland!!!!1
  • StoneburgStoneburg Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8174Members
    Sure the Finns will win... the skiing competitions... soon as the ban on hemohes is lifted <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Swe - 2
    Hun - 1


    !!!!!!!!!


    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->


    Ps. And England beat Turkey 2-0 too. Good results all round <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Pps. Lardsson... omg :o
  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    You fools! The real soccer action is in Iraq!

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->ELEVEN British Royal Marines have come under the kosh on the dusty streets of Umm Khayyal, being handed a 7-3 thrashing by the local football team, resplendent in full strip, boots and squad numbers.
    A thousand spectators came from all ends of the town, throngs of screaming men and children marking out the boundaries of the pitch.

    In a dusty old market square, 11 of 42 Commando's K Company finest struggled in stifling conditions under blue skies.

    There were no jumpers for goalposts here - even the referee had a whistle and cards in his pocket, two linesmen proudly carried flags.

    Hundreds of children chanted, some sporting the red shirts of Manchester United or Arsenal, carrying playing card pictures of David Beckham and David Seaman.


    Locals came by foot, on bicycles and pedal-carts.

    Football is their passion and, needless to say, "Mister Beckham", Manchester United's star midfielder, is their man.

    "Beckham is best, Beckham is best!" shouted Mohammad, a 21-year-old spectator.

    "You need him," replied his friend, pointing to the pitch. "You lose bad."

    Meanwhile, the commander of the unit, Lieutenant Colonel Buster Howes, attempted to be magnanimous in defeat.

    "We want a rematch," he said with a smile.

    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    I can see the propaganda posters now: "Unite Iraqi People! We can defeat the British on the soccer feild!"
  • tseepratseepra Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10530Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Stoneburg+Apr 4 2003, 04:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Stoneburg @ Apr 4 2003, 04:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Sure the Finns will win... the skiing competitions... soon as the ban on hemohes is lifted <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Swe - 2
    Hun - 1


    !!!!!!!!!


    <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->


    Ps. And England beat Turkey 2-0 too. Good results all round <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    Pps. Lardsson... omg :o <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    That was cheap, the second time it was epo-hormone!
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    Go Hungarians! I hate sports, but I'm Hungarian so I have to stand for the Hungarians.
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