The Most Absurd Fething Thing You Have Ever Seen.
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Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9180Members
Join Date: 2002-11-18 Member: 9180Members
<div class="IPBDescription">Pray for the future of humanity.....</div> Please list the most ABSURD FETHING thing you have EVER SEEN in NS here.
Me : Relocation to freight in ns_caged for the 2 RTs,3 marines were guarding and i had sent the other 4 with mines to the RT near gen hive(NOT stability),just as they finished securing it,2 skulks rushed at the base.I figured,hey,mines on floor,3 marines,they should be able to handle it.Then murphy's law hits me.
THE 3 MARINES JUST KEPT BUNNYHOPPING ON THE SAME SPOT OF THE FLOOR AND DID NOT EVEN FIRE A SINGLE BULLET AT THE SKULKS.
2 marines rush back and were cut down by a single skulk(?!?!i thought marines at start of game was supposed to be more powerful than the start skulk!).The other 2 were heading to stability before i gave up and hit F4.
Screamed obscenities at noone in particular in the RR,YET another game sabotaged by pathetic specimens of humanity.
After a while i notice people respawning.I was like how the FETH did they get back into the CC to do that?I entered the marine join team area.
New base at stability.Knowing fully well that since the start got FUBARed,that this relocation was only gonna lengthen the game and waste people's time,i asked why the hell they did that.NSPlayer hijacks CC as the previous comm logouts trying to explain,and puts a 2nd armory.Oh but this NSPlayer is SMART.He logouts JUST as i hit the eject button and scream for people to eject him,wasting our votes.He then spends the next 5 minutes laughing at us.I recycle the IP and 5 marines head to freight,for what reason i have no bloody idea.2 skulks hit stability and the 2 marines REFUSED TO FIRE.Holding anti-war placards and screaming "SKULKS ARE OUR CUTE CUDDLY FRIENDS!!" they begged me not to wage war for resource points.They were summariliy torn apart,screaming 1.5 seconds later.The 5 marines start running all over the map in panic and 3 f4ed.The other 2 hid for 10 minutes to **** everyone off.I spent the time screaming obscenities at the STUPID marines and they screaming "J00 SARK!!!!!!! J00 SARK!!!!!! I PWN J00!!!!!" at me.Perfectly nice waste of time folks!
Me : Relocation to freight in ns_caged for the 2 RTs,3 marines were guarding and i had sent the other 4 with mines to the RT near gen hive(NOT stability),just as they finished securing it,2 skulks rushed at the base.I figured,hey,mines on floor,3 marines,they should be able to handle it.Then murphy's law hits me.
THE 3 MARINES JUST KEPT BUNNYHOPPING ON THE SAME SPOT OF THE FLOOR AND DID NOT EVEN FIRE A SINGLE BULLET AT THE SKULKS.
2 marines rush back and were cut down by a single skulk(?!?!i thought marines at start of game was supposed to be more powerful than the start skulk!).The other 2 were heading to stability before i gave up and hit F4.
Screamed obscenities at noone in particular in the RR,YET another game sabotaged by pathetic specimens of humanity.
After a while i notice people respawning.I was like how the FETH did they get back into the CC to do that?I entered the marine join team area.
New base at stability.Knowing fully well that since the start got FUBARed,that this relocation was only gonna lengthen the game and waste people's time,i asked why the hell they did that.NSPlayer hijacks CC as the previous comm logouts trying to explain,and puts a 2nd armory.Oh but this NSPlayer is SMART.He logouts JUST as i hit the eject button and scream for people to eject him,wasting our votes.He then spends the next 5 minutes laughing at us.I recycle the IP and 5 marines head to freight,for what reason i have no bloody idea.2 skulks hit stability and the 2 marines REFUSED TO FIRE.Holding anti-war placards and screaming "SKULKS ARE OUR CUTE CUDDLY FRIENDS!!" they begged me not to wage war for resource points.They were summariliy torn apart,screaming 1.5 seconds later.The 5 marines start running all over the map in panic and 3 f4ed.The other 2 hid for 10 minutes to **** everyone off.I spent the time screaming obscenities at the STUPID marines and they screaming "J00 SARK!!!!!!! J00 SARK!!!!!! I PWN J00!!!!!" at me.Perfectly nice waste of time folks!
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