Ns assistant?

Flayra

<div class="IPBDescription">Your personal helper</div>After talking about various ideas to help new players learn to play NS, DOOManiac came up with the following suggestion for an AI assistant:

<img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/uploads/cgc-ns_assistant_a.jpg" border="0">

We all got a good laugh out of that one, so I thought I'd post it for everyone... :)

DOOManiac

:D

glad you like it flayra

but you forgot the marine counterpart!

<img src="http://members.cox.net/doomaniac/ns_test/ns_assistant_m.jpg" border="0">

the_stalker

/me chokes laughing

Comprox

LOL, "It looks like you are trying to build a armoury, may I suggest you start with a weapons factory or a respawn?"

Ravenous

Weeee

LOL

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pielemuis

Actually you can laugh wit hthis, but having an animated marine's head, or a very organic looking alien brain (to represent the hive mind) that gives you tips on the bottom of your screen would be kidna cool. That paperclip is hilarious btw d:D

Commando

Now all we need is for marines to go 'zug zug' when you select them in commander mode!

Shuvit_Viper

you all think this is a joke? in next playtest build, i hope the paperclip is already implemented. Flayra got permission the other day from microsoft to use it...

TychoCelchuuu

i prefer the little claymation einstein.

f3rret

Einstein is cool, but nobody can hold a candle to the doggie.

Thanks for the laugh, guys. <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->

--F3rret

DOOManiac

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Dabu!

DruBo

Stop poking me!

ShadowFang

Ack! IT'S CLIPPY! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Hida_Tsuzua

Actually such an idea wouldn't be that bad, espically for training mode.  I'll love clippy for this role, but MS would commando raid NS.  Though Bob might save us.

And bravo Flayra and D00Manic, bravo.

Sgt_X

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Sgt_X

Seriosly though it is a good idea. But after trying so hard not to get FOXed it'd be a bit of a waste to get MSed. <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

Maybe change it into a thumbtack. <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo-->

Sono

Nah, do a BOB.
Taht would be cool when training as a marine.
"So hi! I'm BOB! Your personal helper for this training."
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"Oh look there is ME! Come on! Shoot me! Shoot me!"

Sgt_X

From: Marine Field Researcher
To: Some Marine Admiral
Subject: RE Those personel assistants

Sir, after looking through numoreous files played by the personel assistant I believe I know why so many have been destroyed.....................

Sgt_X

Start Audio Log

Personal Assistant: Now turn right on this corridor.
Marine: I know my way around this #### space station already, will just shut the #### up.
Personal Assistant: Oh look there is <b>ME</b>! Come on! Shoot <b>me</b>! Shoot <b>me</b>!
Marine: Gladly

End Audio Log