What Would You Do ?
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You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
You can call me Dave Join Date: 2002-12-11 Member: 10593Members, Constellation
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<div class="IPBDescription">a question that will plague you forever</div> ok, you're trapped on a remote island where some species of tiny spider makes its home. The island is literally infested with these spiders and they appear to be the only edible thing around.
Your tools:
a pixie stick
a lucky penny
the clothes on your back
some keys on a keyring
a wallet full of normal wallet crap.
Your goal:
none really.
P.S. yes, I'm bored
Your tools:
a pixie stick
a lucky penny
the clothes on your back
some keys on a keyring
a wallet full of normal wallet crap.
Your goal:
none really.
P.S. yes, I'm bored
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Step 2: encourage spider (whether by gently picking it up or some other method) to bite/attack/eat another spider
Step 3: give the winner of the fight some of the sugar of the pixie stick
Step 4: repeat until you run out of pixie stick, at which point at least one should associate cannibalism with free food (of a type more energy-boosting than anything else on the island, I might add).
Step 5: watch the results. by this point they shouldn't need the sugar--eating their fellow spiders should suffice to them as food.
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and exactly how do you accomplish that ?
the story is what this thread is all about
... Spiders scare me to death.
I'm 6"2..... ... ... And whenever I see one I have someone else kill it and flush it. *Shudders*
i hate the little buggers
Spread the sugar of the pixie styx in a strange formation before the spiders. Then using your lucky penny and keys, strike them together with enough force that you can create a spark to ignite the sugar. Begin by setting chunks of your wallet aflame and wave it around in front of the arachnids to amaze them. Some may be stubborn, so if worse comes to worse, set your clothes on fire and run around. That should get there attention.
By this point, you should be charred, naked, but worshipped by the spiders in awe of your fire powers. Order them to weave new clothes for you, then ask them to weave a gigantic sheet of elastic web, (NOT STICKY!), between two trees, in the direction of where you think land might be.
Once they complete it, say your farewell to your tiny friends, then run as fast as you can towards the web sheet. Like a slingshot, it should shoot you out of the island and hopefully into the sea, where you'll drown.
Hey, we didn't have a goal here, remember?
Or I'll ask my commander to build a phase gate here
I think I'd prefer to drown right away, (if I'm lucky, I might just be killed from the impact of hitting the water) instead of seeing my web-based boat slowly biodegrade into nothing, AND THEN drown.
For what?
Ok what you do is, shake the pixie stick and do a dance like a vodoo man, then get a spider and stab it, when its dead, use as a vodoo doll to kill all the spiders.
Eat the spiders
Then sprinkle the pixie stuff around and teleport somewhere.
I'd then get my lucky penny, and swallow it, helping me produce lots of digestive fluid in my stomach. Then using a key from my keyring as a spoon, I would proceed to eat the crunchy insect bodies. In that way, I would become the fattest guy in the world, while the gods watched and laughed at me.
You never know how good they taste, do you?
As a side note for some people:
There are no cliffs where to jump, I think the Island would be pretty much flat.
There are no trees to hang yourself.
Only things edible are spiders.
/exit, then check a walkthrough, then load my last saved game.
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There are no cliffs where to jump, I think the Island would be pretty much flat.
There are no trees to hang yourself.
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in my original vision of the island.
- It has some hills and stuff, but no cliffs.
- There ARE trees.
- It's not like a tropical island or anything, but it's not a desert either. It's sorta like a public park, but nobody is trimming the grass or anything.
In response to my own question....
I'd probably make separate little treasureboxes out of wood or something for my keys, pixie stick, lucky penny, and wallet.
Then go around the island digging holes and making little mazes full of spider deathtraps in those holes. Each maze would have one of the treasureboxes at the end. Then I'd cover the maze-filled hole with a shrine of myself.
That way the spiders can be all like WTH?!?!?! in a few hundred years if it's all still standing.
I said the only EDIBLE thing was spiders. If u wanna eat tree then go right ahead, but they're ummm, posion trees with poison fruit.
I'd first of all leave it out in the sun for a bit till it gets nice and sticky and then use it to capture flies/weaker spiders, this delicacy would then be used to impress the other spiders, whilst I wished upon my lucky penny.
Spiders thusly impressed would then make a bridge to land for me, I would then have an army of spiders at my beck and call and i would train them to conquer the world.
In return they can have Wyoming.