You Know You've Spent Too Long On An Ns Model When
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<div class="IPBDescription">funny things you do when modelling...</div> You know you've spent too long on an NS model when....
you start doing the chicken dance to figure out how your lerk replacement's wings should move. (yes I just found myself doing this today trying to figure out how I should do the "spire" attack movement for chickenlerk)
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you start doing the chicken dance to figure out how your lerk replacement's wings should move. (yes I just found myself doing this today trying to figure out how I should do the "spire" attack movement for chickenlerk)
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I recall a time when I was playing AvP2...and my mother walked by my door, and I was making loud clicking/gurgling noises. She still thinks I need to be placed in an institution.
as predator, i had 2 screwdrivers, and would heal myself with them while playing the game.... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> your not the only one <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
There was another instance with NS where I fell down my stairs during the night and my dad was up late working, and he said I yelled "commander, I need a medpack". Sleep walking is bad for your health.
Men cannot Multi-Task.
Thats perfectly normal IMO, as it helps you work out how it works.
Howver sleepwalking, then falling downstairs and yelling "Commander, I need a medpack!" Isn't normal, but it's funny <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
one pose of the model was a guy slitting a CTS neck <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
when you are talking to someone and start looking at them at different angles, checking for backfaces and scale.
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I do this too <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
when you start to admire the skin on the grass on your front lawn.
it's fun... i've been banned (yes, banned) from one fred meyers (a one-stop shopping store) they have mugshots of me, and when i try and walk in the front dors, security guards pop out of nowhere and escort me out of the store, it's fun to try and get part them...
Setting the table-
start unpacking dishes, eating utensils, walk around the store shopping for food...and get your favorite chairrs, and table, and well, set the table, make it ready for people to eat off of... and don't forget to ask any people that pass by if they want to join you for "inset meal here"
Doing The Dishes-
this follows setting the table... well, you've just eaten (imaginarily, because i'm always broke)...and look at all these dishes! o.O pack up all your dishes, and continue to the appliance section, and load up your favorite dish washer.......or all of them using random things from around the store (womens underwear usually freaks people out when they open the dishwasher...<!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Setting the table-
start unpacking dishes, eating utensils, walk around the store shopping for food...and get your favorite chairrs, and table, and well, set the table, make it ready for people to eat off of... and don't forget to ask any people that pass by if they want to join you for "inset meal here"
Doing The Dishes-
this follows setting the table... well, you've just eaten (imaginarily, because i'm always broke)...and look at all these dishes! o.O pack up all your dishes, and continue to the appliance section, and load up your favorite dish washer.......or all of them using random things from around the store (womens underwear usually freaks people out when they open the dishwasher...<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Thats some freaky stuff! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
You know you've played too much Morrowind when it's foggy outside and you think "Damn, I need to turn up my view distance" - really happened on my way to school once
I've also had some of the same NS experieces you've all had
(You're not alone, we're all weirdos) <!--emo&:0--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wow.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wow.gif'><!--endemo-->
...i also thought i heard a skulk chuckle by a open access panel leading to a crawlspace... in the hall.....
skulks are the ultimate monty python rabbits when theyr leaping.
The NS team should ad a holy handgranade to version 1.1 <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
WTH are you talking about?