Ways In Which Ns Has Taken Over Your Life
Brave_Ulysses
Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
<div class="IPBDescription">You KNOW you play too much NS if...</div> <ul>
<li>You constantly jump around, looking at ceilings and listening out for sloshing noises.
<li>An unwanted guest enters your house. You announce your plan to get rid of them by proclaiming: "Cleanse the intruders!"
<li>You don't eat, simply repeatedly shout: "Need a medpak stamped!" and "Commander I need ammo" at regular intervals.
<li>You feel confused when you can't evolve into a fade even though you have 54 £/$/€, etc. "I've got enough res!" you cry.
<li>You refer to your money as "res".
<li>You express displeasure with your elected governor/president/mayor/prime minister/etc. by writing to them, newspapers and Jenny Jones/Trisha/Oprah/Ricki Lake shouting: "Eject n00b comm!"
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Can anyone else contribute others?
EDIT: I notice I have "Posts: 33" now. Wahey! I can now go lerk!
<li>You constantly jump around, looking at ceilings and listening out for sloshing noises.
<li>An unwanted guest enters your house. You announce your plan to get rid of them by proclaiming: "Cleanse the intruders!"
<li>You don't eat, simply repeatedly shout: "Need a medpak stamped!" and "Commander I need ammo" at regular intervals.
<li>You feel confused when you can't evolve into a fade even though you have 54 £/$/€, etc. "I've got enough res!" you cry.
<li>You refer to your money as "res".
<li>You express displeasure with your elected governor/president/mayor/prime minister/etc. by writing to them, newspapers and Jenny Jones/Trisha/Oprah/Ricki Lake shouting: "Eject n00b comm!"
</ul>
Can anyone else contribute others?
EDIT: I notice I have "Posts: 33" now. Wahey! I can now go lerk!
Comments
please lock/del this someone
You know you play too much NS when you make a "You know you play NS too much" type of thread.
lol
When you see your neighbor's dog and say "Xenoforms Spoted"
I must say that, if you do put a topic on this forum, make sure it doesn't have thousands of copies. Use search, use your mind, not all the same topics will have the same title.
And as for the topic itself, i don't really find those bullets funny...
Won't let me delete my own thread. Bleh.
I cut myself last week and I yelled at "COMMANDO, I NEED A MEDPACK...STAT!!!"
When I'm and work and there is nothing to do, I scream out "WHERE ARE THOSE ORDERS COMMANDER!!!"
Ha ha it wont let you delete your own thread? Thats crazy!
-replace homework with NS
-replace meals with NS
-replace social life with NS
-replace family with NS
It won't allow to delete his thread because it would delete the topic "title", thus would have to delete all our replies...
It won't allow to delete his thread because it would delete the topic "title", thus would have to delete all our replies... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yes but that doesnt stop it from being crazy man, CRAZY!?!?