Story time

EdoEdo Join Date: 2002-05-13 Member: 606Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Share appropiate stories.</div>Once upon a time there was a dog named Barky. Barky loved to bark. Barky used to lie in front of his doghouse late at night and bark at everything. Barky barked at the moon. Barky barked at the mailman. Barky barked at the neighbor's kids and the cats next door and even at his own shadow.

Barky barked too much.

Then one day George Lucas came by. Barky barked at George Lucas. So George Lucas ate him.

The end.
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  • FamFam Diaper-Wearing Dog On A Ball Join Date: 2002-02-17 Member: 222Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    George Lucas has personality problems. Hes JusT LIkEE mE!
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  • TzarconTzarcon Join Date: 2002-02-28 Member: 259Members
    The End.

    whew, that was hard work
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  • MartMart Origin of SUYF Join Date: 2002-02-26 Member: 248Members
    By appropriate do you really mean 'nothing Mart could ever possibly say'?
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  • Sgt_XSgt_X Join Date: 2002-03-01 Member: 261Members
    One day ppl killed ppl, then other ppl killed them, then some idiot cloned hitler, then WWIII happened, then we all died.  <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
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  • SlycasterSlycaster Limited Edition Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 24Members, NS1 Playtester
    mart, yes. <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->
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  • GwahirGwahir Join Date: 2002-04-24 Member: 513Members, Constellation
    Joe the farmer had a hoe.  
    He would tend the crops, the soil, and help the water flow.  
    Then one day he had to go.  
    Why?  We may never know.
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  • GencideGencide Join Date: 2002-05-30 Member: 698Members
    One day upon a high cliff top two trees looked down into the ravine below and noticed a new tree growing far in the distance. Neither of them could see what it was and started arguing with eachother. "Now what could it be?" asked the Popler. The Oak didn't know either so they hollered to the Woodpecker, pecking away at a farr of tree. "WOODPECKER!!!" The distant pecking stopped and then the woodpecker flew over to the quarelling trees. "Whats up guys?" The Oak quickly interrupted. "We want you to fly down there and find out what that tree is, we can't figure it out!" So the woodpecker acknowledges them and flies down the ravine.

    Days pass and neither tree sees the woodpecker. However, his constant pecking is heard. The Popler gets agitated and screams "WOODPECKER, GET OVER HERE". After screaming for hours, the pecking stopped and the Woodpecker finnaly flew back up to the two trees.

    The woodpecker was extremely angry once he reached the trees, and spat at them. "What is your guys' problem, you just ruined the best peice of ASH i've ever had!"

    OH OH OH hows that one...oh my god I can't belive I actually wrote this...meh. <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
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  • Deadlocke666Deadlocke666 Join Date: 2002-06-06 Member: 732Members
    "Its time for <span style='color:red'><b>***NUKING***</b></span>"



    <!--EDIT|Comprox|June 13 2002,00:38-->
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  • Black_WolfBlack_Wolf Join Date: 2002-03-13 Member: 310Members
    ######, why is it i always miss the messages pre nuking =D
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  • Deadlocke666Deadlocke666 Join Date: 2002-06-06 Member: 732Members
    Was my story about Spanky innappropriate??? Aww Im sorry Comprox <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo--> It wont happen again I swear
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  • Spyder_MonkeySpyder_Monkey Vampire-Ninja-Monkey Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 8Members, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--Black Wolf+June 12 2002,20:27--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (Black Wolf @ June 12 2002,20:27)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->######, why is it i always miss the messages pre nuking =D<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Because we're damned good. <!--emo&;)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'><!--endemo-->
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