Lookin At The Thing In A Bag..
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riotkitty Join Date: 2003-04-09 Member: 15348Members
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That's my best so far... so useless... and yet so brilliant. :þ
"It's like a normal crematorium, but it sweeps away dust."
Also quite scary:
"It's a fizzy drink that sticks to the skin! It emits dangerous radiation."
and for the one I really want:
"It's like a normal artificial limb, but it displays pornography."
Excellent.
Or, in other words, Comprox.
r00fles...
Or, in other words, Comprox.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
No, this is Comprox:
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<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Sinister is an electric drill that takes high-quality digital photos! It exists in five dimensions and plays the American national anthem.
<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> hmm... <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
Edit:
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<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->A Skulk is a pager that shreds documents! It mows your lawn.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->A Comm is a hole-punch that swears! It is powered by a single hamster and destroys household pests.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The JP/HMG Rush is a fizzy drink that runs on a single AA battery and has a million household uses.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> eh? <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Monse is a sock that can be assembled from common household parts, smells a bit funny and loves children.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Flayra is like a normal laser-printer, but it explodes when dropped.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Funny... I thought that was Monse. :P
Yeeahh...
w3wt
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YAY! I'd buy it!
<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->matthew is a contraceptive device that plays the American national anthem! It is made from recycled cardboard.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
For all you Matts out there!
\o/
It's a jetpack that comes with a variety of coloured fascias, hovers and can be used to deter muggers.
"It's a digital camera that emits harmful gases! It makes money fast."
"It's a feather duster that operates on a quantum level and won't make a hole in your wallet."
"It's a towel! It can help you lose weight!"
"It's a wristwatch that turns your lights on and off! It is only visible under ultraviolet light and is laced with vodka."
LOL!! I like that last one. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
[<i>edit1</i>] just <i>had</i> to add this one!!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
"It's an umbrella that squirts water!"
The difference being...? I'm looking for a more unique product.
[QUOTE]Design #325148041: It's a cardboard box that glows in the dark, speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones and can heat a small house.[/QUOTE]
Darn, I was looking for one that could eat a medium or large sized house. I'll keep looking...
[QUOTE]Design #1503018407: It's a cardboard box that hovers three feet from the ground, stays exactly where you leave it and makes you invisible[/QUOTE]
Well, the disappearing is nice, but I think a cardboard box hovering in midair might tip people off to the fact that something's just not right. I'll keep looking...
[QUOTE]Design #1544613859: It's like a normal credit card, but it defies gravity.[QUOTE]
Get back to me when you make one that defies my bills, too.
[QUOTE]Design #1783454798: It's like a normal retinal implant, but it keeps your carpets clean.[/QUOTE]
Sounds pretty good. I wouldn't mind being able to vacuum my house by looking at the floor.
[/QUOTE]Design #3185175106
It's a computer mouse that's solar-powered, encrypts all of its data and improves upper-body muscle.[QUOTE]
Secure, environmentally friendly, and helps geeks excercise? I'll take it!
It's a pillow that dispenses pills! It stays exactly where you leave it and is rustproof.
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It's a deck of cards that runs on compressed air! It boosts self-confidence.
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It's a human clone that always points to magnetic north, slices vegetables and counts your loose change.
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<!--QuoteBegin--"thinger"+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ("thinger")</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Design #3361723965
It's an armband that cannot be moved, is powered by a single hamster and bleeps when you whistle for it.
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And my favorite
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Design #1194868397
It's a fax machine that contains alcohol and crushes ice.
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