Thought You Guys Would Like This

sage-4sage-4 Join Date: 2003-05-11 Member: 16217Members
in NS General Discussion
<div class="IPBDescription">A "guide" to Natural Selection</div> Someone at my website <a href='http://www.icantlose.com' target='_blank'>Icantlose.com</a> (I don't actually own it, just an admin) decided to write a farce guide to natural selection. It is pretty damn funny and I think you guys would enjoy it. <a href='http://www.icantlose.com/phpnuke/html/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=73' target='_blank'>Here</a> is a direct link, and feel free to check out other articles and what-not if you go.
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    Ha, this is hilarious!

    =D
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    It is pretty good. (:
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  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    Please excuse me while I scream with laughter.

    ROFLMAO

    I'm still laughing over that guide, and probably will be tomorrow. Great stuff.
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  • Little_HunterLittle_Hunter Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12793Members, Constellation
    Man that was good! I liked the wc3 and trogdor refernces.
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  • InfinitumInfinitum Anime Encyclopedia Join Date: 2002-08-08 Member: 1111Members, Constellation
    Trogdor was a man...no...he was a...dragon-man...or maybe he was just a dragon. But he was still TROGDORRRRR! TROGDORRRRR! Burninating the countryside, Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched-roof COTTAGES...THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES...AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHT
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  • JavertJavert Join Date: 2003-04-30 Member: 15954Members
    LOL, Now THAT's some good stuff!
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  • SirusSirus Join Date: 2002-11-13 Member: 8466Members, NS1 Playtester, Constellation
    gg somethingawful
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  • UntitledUntitled Join Date: 2003-02-09 Member: 13348Members
    THats like the best guide I've ever read. Evar.

    I hihgly suggest you follow each and every one of thoses directions if you intened to win the game.
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  • eXogeneXogen Join Date: 2002-11-23 Member: 9712Members
    BURNINATING ALL THE PEASANTS.....BURNINATING ALL THE PEOPLES!!!
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  • sage-4sage-4 Join Date: 2003-05-11 Member: 16217Members
    if you guys liked that then check out our <a href='http://www.icantlose.com/phpnuke/html/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=13' target='_blank'>Counterstrike Guide</a> just as, if not more, hilarious. and yes, that used to be my connection to the internet.
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  • GlissGliss Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14800Members, Constellation, NS2 Map Tester
    There's also a site called <a href='http://garry.tv' target='_blank'>http://garry.tv</a> which has a nice Counter-Strike guide, but not as funny.
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  • MelajoMelajo Join Date: 2003-04-03 Member: 15171Members
    R.O.F.L

    remember guys, when you play fade, stab yourself in the face until the other team gives in.
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  • PaqPaq Join Date: 2002-12-15 Member: 10876Members
    Great stuff. I liked the observatory, 900 channels, etc... <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • blue2kblue2k Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4025Members
    this is actually pretty funny.
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  • DTEHkDTEHk Join Date: 2002-10-14 Member: 1497Members
    offence chamber <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> really cool
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  • Clan_HunterClan_Hunter Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7499Members
    OMG


    BEST


    EVER.

    <img src='http://ahltkpics.homestead.com/files/soa.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
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  • RyoOhkiRyoOhki Join Date: 2003-01-26 Member: 12789Members
    BEST GORGE PICTURE EVER! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • TrevelyanTrevelyan Join Date: 2003-03-23 Member: 14834Members
    i like the starcraft sections... i never did take that game seriously... and so so so many did, it was fun to mess with them!
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  • AaronAaron vroom vroom der party startah Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 7020Members
    Heh. Nice. Really takes a page from Jeff K <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • DY357LXDY357LX Playing since day 1. Still can&#39;t Comm. England Join Date: 2002-10-27 Member: 1651Members, Constellation
    Best Line =
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Gorge:
    The gorge is pimp of the Kazaa. He is fat and he goes around making everyone else do his bidding while he goes out and buys feather hats and designer pink pants. Beware; this unit is so fat that it might eat you up.
    <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    YAY for Gorgeh's! <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&::gorge::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/pudgy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='pudgy.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • Lord_Of_The_PingsLord_Of_The_Pings Join Date: 2003-02-27 Member: 14079Members
    ROFLMAO!!
    me liked TEH PuSSeH picture <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • DizzyOneDizzyOne BASS&#33; Join Date: 2002-11-17 Member: 9095Members
    wth ROFL <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
    sticky! <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Q: "So I was playing as a fade with no carapace so I had 150 armor and I was against a marine with a light machine gun and he fired and shot me 38 times which should do 380 damage or 150 to armor and 230 to health leaving me with 20 hp left assuming I had 250 hp I am not positive exactly how much hp fades have but that?s not the point because it did not work like that and my calculations were wrong and I died and I ended up calling the guy a hacker and leaving but I am still curious about how armor works so I guess my question is how do you build stuff?"

    A: Hit ?E?.
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    don thrust this guy...
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  • Young_TrotskyYoung_Trotsky Join Date: 2003-01-14 Member: 12285Members
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahahahahahaha

    seriously
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  • Brave_UlyssesBrave_Ulysses Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Heavy Armor:

    Don’t neglect to demand this critical upgrade from your commander as soon as the game starts.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Mwahahahaha!
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  • PykmiPykmi Join Date: 2003-04-14 Member: 15473Members
    Roflmao !!!

    I laughed my butt off <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • DreadDread Join Date: 2002-07-24 Member: 993Members
    That ca..Gorge sure is fat <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • haWuhaWu Join Date: 2003-02-02 Member: 13006Members
    <i>To find the correct server, go into your "game filters" menu and select the filter "Does not use anti-cheat technology". After completing this step, you will find that the skill of the players you are up against is remarkably higher.</i>

    omg. so true...

    That is one kickass guide. you should be proud.
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  • im_lostim_lost TWG Rule Guru Join Date: 2003-04-26 Member: 15861Members
    great guide, very funny
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  • eggmaceggmac Join Date: 2003-03-03 Member: 14246Members
    hilarious indeed
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  • CowswinCowswin Join Date: 2003-03-17 Member: 14623Banned, Constellation
    OMG, the gorge is like so fat all he has to do is sit on you and then you become an OWnzOr and can crush all teh ather temz bye sitng 0nz tem!?!1324!
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