Reality need not apply
Biomechanoid
Join Date: 2002-02-12 Member: 203Members
Join Date: 2002-02-12 Member: 203Members
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IN an effort to make life more interesting, I've decided that the laws of reality need not apply
for example:
*squeak* *squeak*
GF: "Hey, quit squeaking your tounge ring!"
Me: "It's not me! Honest! see, whenever I move my ring, it causes this door on my shoulder to open and close. I just haven't oiled the hinges on it, so it squeaks alot."
GF: *smack* (reality attempts to force entry, but it will be denied)
Me: "Awww! did you have hit me there? I mean, do you know how long it takes to train an imp to dance on your face? while I'm standing up?"
thank you and have a nice ecliptic moonset <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
for example:
*squeak* *squeak*
GF: "Hey, quit squeaking your tounge ring!"
Me: "It's not me! Honest! see, whenever I move my ring, it causes this door on my shoulder to open and close. I just haven't oiled the hinges on it, so it squeaks alot."
GF: *smack* (reality attempts to force entry, but it will be denied)
Me: "Awww! did you have hit me there? I mean, do you know how long it takes to train an imp to dance on your face? while I'm standing up?"
thank you and have a nice ecliptic moonset <!--emo&:p--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'><!--endemo-->
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welcome to my world <!--emo&:)--><img src="http://www.natural-selection.org/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'><!--endemo-->