Allyourhive is right unfortunatly. Even Vash can't survive someone running up to him and screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
And then while he's confuzzled just blow his head up, yep definatly owned.
TalesinOur own little well of hateJoin Date: 2002-11-08Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
Just a minor point... only the Casull is chambered for .454 rounds. Alucard's other gun, the Jackal, is custom-bore, and uses a much larger calibre.
Oh.. and it's 'Arukaado', if you want to be exact.. Integra-sama pronounced it incorrectly as 'akaado' at two or three points in the series, when he did not appear afterward... as it was not his name being called. ^_^ As for the origins of the name, they just took 'Dracula' and spelt it backward to get the name of his son. I believe from Castlevania II, or III. It stuck as it sounded kinda cool, regardless. So it *is* 'Alucard', and not 'Arkard'.
Uhh, Jin-Roh, Alucard survived being decapitated, being torn apart till he was only blood, he's survived a Needle-type shotgun blast to his head, he's survived being shot in the head.
Ok, he has the .454 Casull & Jesus Christ Lives In Heaven (I call it Jesus).
The Jin-Roh guy has some body armor and a MG42.
Jin-Roh guy fires. He strikes Alucard a few hundred times. At which point Jin-Roh guy realizes that he has just been struck by a depleted uranium round fired from a mile away. Alucard then reforms and does his cool little Beast attack and eats Jin-Roh guy. Then Integral-Sama lets him use full powers. Then Alucard kills Tetsuo with Beast attack at 50x strength. Then Alucard kills Vash after Vash shoots him six times, then with the Hyper-Trigun. Then Alucard kills Kefka just because he can. Then he laughs at every bad guy and kills them too. 'Nuff said.
koopa troopa walks up to alucrap, alucrap touches koopa troopa, forgetting you can't touch him, and then he flies into the air, and then falls back down, dead.
sorry if you didn't know, but ... you can't touch koopa troopa. you have to jump on his head.
edit 2: 'nuff said.
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or if you didn't like the koopa explanation, then...
i mean, what if homestarrunner fought against alucrap? i mean, homestar always wins. if you're about to tell me that alucrap can defeat homestar, the poopsmith, or even (god forbid you even suggest) * THE CHEAT *.....
TalesinOur own little well of hateJoin Date: 2002-11-08Member: 7710NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators
Agreed and <span style='color:red'>*Locked.*</span>
Pretty much been talked out to its extent that Alucard would win, Vash makes second (or ties for first, depending on how you look at it), Kefka in third, and Sephy in dead last. And Koopa Troopa is serving the donuts, so he couldn't compete. After all, those spikes on his back are how the holes got in the donuts in the first place.
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Plus he's always fighting with the power restrictions on.
"OH LORK AT MEH I R TEH PW0nnEDGE"
and then "OMG WUT R *THAT* GON U HEV"
and then... too late. 1200rpm on 250round belts in a tight bore, cold-forged barrel.
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And then while he's confuzzled just blow his head up, yep definatly owned.
Oh.. and it's 'Arukaado', if you want to be exact.. Integra-sama pronounced it incorrectly as 'akaado' at two or three points in the series, when he did not appear afterward... as it was not his name being called. ^_^
As for the origins of the name, they just took 'Dracula' and spelt it backward to get the name of his son. I believe from Castlevania II, or III. It stuck as it sounded kinda cool, regardless. So it *is* 'Alucard', and not 'Arkard'.
Ok, he has the .454 Casull & Jesus Christ Lives In Heaven (I call it Jesus).
The Jin-Roh guy has some body armor and a MG42.
Jin-Roh guy fires. He strikes Alucard a few hundred times. At which point Jin-Roh guy realizes that he has just been struck by a depleted uranium round fired from a mile away. Alucard then reforms and does his cool little Beast attack and eats Jin-Roh guy. Then Integral-Sama lets him use full powers. Then Alucard kills Tetsuo with Beast attack at 50x strength. Then Alucard kills Vash after Vash shoots him six times, then with the Hyper-Trigun. Then Alucard kills Kefka just because he can. Then he laughs at every bad guy and kills them too. 'Nuff said.
koopa troopa walks up to alucrap, alucrap touches koopa troopa, forgetting you can't touch him, and then he flies into the air, and then falls back down, dead.
sorry if you didn't know, but ... you can't touch koopa troopa. you have to jump on his head.
edit 2: 'nuff said.
[please, someone lock this nowwww]
or if you didn't like the koopa explanation, then...
i mean, what if homestarrunner fought against alucrap? i mean, homestar always wins. if you're about to tell me that alucrap can defeat homestar, the poopsmith, or even (god forbid you even suggest) * THE CHEAT *.....
then you are officially deluded.
i've never even seen a pic of this goober.
<img src='http://www.evasource.net/hellsing/characters/alucard.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Pretty much been talked out to its extent that Alucard would win, Vash makes second (or ties for first, depending on how you look at it), Kefka in third, and Sephy in dead last. And Koopa Troopa is serving the donuts, so he couldn't compete. After all, those spikes on his back are how the holes got in the donuts in the first place.