Top Ten!
Ratfire
Join Date: 2003-03-31 Member: 15091Members
Join Date: 2003-03-31 Member: 15091Members
Top Ten Reasons Kharaa win a match
10. All 8 players on the Frontiersman team have the same name, but with the numbers 1-7 following in parentheses.
9. IrOxOrZyOrSoXoRz jumps in the Commander's Chair right at the beginning of every match.
8. That DAMNED MUZZLE FLASH!!! Thank God for 1.1
7. The natural aversion all Frontiersman have to each other's cologne causing each player to run off in different directions.
6. Low FPS'ers still waiting for the building to finish construction by the end of the game.
5. Frontiersman deciding that the best way to fend off the impending skulk attacks is with a knife-o-rama.
4. An entire team of Frontiersman forgetting that their jetpacks have fuel while at the peak of a looooooooong drop!
3. The HMG is the one with 150 rounds, the LMG is the one you start with. *click**click**click*...doh
2. Rambo could take on 8 aliens and their well defended hive...You're not Rambo.
1. "I'm not talking to you, I'm trying to figure out how to place a waypoint!!!" -<i>Actual quote</i>
10. All 8 players on the Frontiersman team have the same name, but with the numbers 1-7 following in parentheses.
9. IrOxOrZyOrSoXoRz jumps in the Commander's Chair right at the beginning of every match.
8. That DAMNED MUZZLE FLASH!!! Thank God for 1.1
7. The natural aversion all Frontiersman have to each other's cologne causing each player to run off in different directions.
6. Low FPS'ers still waiting for the building to finish construction by the end of the game.
5. Frontiersman deciding that the best way to fend off the impending skulk attacks is with a knife-o-rama.
4. An entire team of Frontiersman forgetting that their jetpacks have fuel while at the peak of a looooooooong drop!
3. The HMG is the one with 150 rounds, the LMG is the one you start with. *click**click**click*...doh
2. Rambo could take on 8 aliens and their well defended hive...You're not Rambo.
1. "I'm not talking to you, I'm trying to figure out how to place a waypoint!!!" -<i>Actual quote</i>
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10. Look at all the funny creatures.
9. Take screenshots of the 11 people sitting under the glowing "Join Marines" sign.
8. Look at all the pretty colors...
7. Fall asleep.
6. Go through the secret passage and fall down onto the magic star!
5. Be blinded by a glowing white light, as you are 1 of 10 other people waiting to join the Marine's Team.
4. Run over to, observe match, while waiting to join the Marine's Team.
3. Run over to to the bar and pretend to be serving drinks.
2. Activate the map of the level on the wall, and pretend to actually read and understand it.
1. Sit in serenity over by the "Join Aliens" sign, content with the knowledge that no one will come over to bother you.
10. OMG I just killed a Fade!
9. *Construction noises*
8. Nothing, hehe, thank you silence!
7. I'm hiding in their hive, all I need is health and ammo, and I can take it out.
6. What happened? Where is everybody?
5. I'm lost and I've got a grenade launcher and heavy armor, where am I supposed to go?
4. LAGGGG
3. WTH how do you get a weapon?
2. Eclipse is clear.
1. Watch me knife this onos!
10. Placing a mine on the floor, only to be killed when a skulk drops right next to you.
9. Killing three enemies in the air with a Jetpack, only to botch your landing and fall to your death.
8. Waiting down an endless pit to ambush a marine, only to miss and fall down the hole.
7. Not realizing that your screen doesn't match up with your body, and infact the marines CAN see your legs sticking out of the wall.
6. Killing 3 skulks, 1 lerk, 1 gorge, a res tower, and biting an acid rocket right in the face.
5. Slaying four enemies because of your strategic position on a ladder, than falling off the ladder to your death.
4. Getting stuck on your newly placed sentry turrets, and eaten by a skulk with good leaping ability.
3. Actually managing to kill an onos, only to die to the skulk that was right behind it.
2. Slyly fading away from a single marine in order to get a better attack postion...only to land in a larger, better equipt group of soldiers.
1. Slaying an entire team of marines as an onos, only to be killed in cocoon by the 1 remaining soldier because you decided you wanted to evolve carapace.
10. You "close" your eyes while building the first Infantry Portal, and wake up in the Ready Room on another map.
9. You keep going the wrong direction because you confuse the two zeros in 3:00am blinking on your clock, with the waypoints the commander keeps giving you.
8. You confuse the fade infront of you with a marine carrying two HMG's because his arms seem to be longer than usual.
7. You keep asking people to drop a sniper rifle because you accidently picked up a tommy gun or something.
6. The only people you can find to play with at this point, speak a totally different language than you do.
5. You're the only one left in the Ready Room because you keep falling asleep trying to reach one of those "join team" points.
4. You're writing Top Ten lists on the NS forums.
3. Every time the commander uses a distress beacon, you whack your alarm clock.
2. You wake up the next morning with the letters "Y, U, I, O, H, J, K, L" imprinted on your forehead.
1. You accidently rest your head on your Voice Communications button, forcing everyone on your team to endure many minutes of snoring, which they can't mute.
3. Every time the commander uses a distress beacon, you whack your alarm clock.
2. You wake up the next morning with the letters "Y, U, I, O, H, J, K, L" imprinted on your forehead.
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RATFIRE
I love you man
that was in frickin credible
since I clearly can't top that, I will just give the gentle folks the many humerous sayings I've picked up over the forums
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One out of every two marines gets a hmg! When the marine with the hmg gets killed, the one behind him picks up the hmg, and shoots!
Some people just need to be slapped with raw bacon until they're crying. -- Talesin
Player1: Who built sens first?
Player2: Flayra
Player1: OMG Flayra, why'd u build sensory?
Flayra: cuz it's my game.
*Uses his clicky-clicky claws and teeth to chew up the dead horse some more*
...
*Gags as the horse is partially on fire...*
"Hey Commander... Theres a bunch of thoes Rhinos things coming at out base, can you pass out guns or something"
"there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't"
"Posting in the suggestion forums is like sitting in a bathroom stall where the person next to you is taking a huge, nasty poo. Everyone knows it's there but they try to ignore it to the best of their ability."
Guns don't kill people, trigger_hurt's kill people
"Arguing with the moderators is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is **** him off."
"They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, if you play it forwards it installs Windows"
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anyone got anymore top ten NS lists?
ratfire your still amazing!
Reply from Commander "BAH, YOU'LL DO JUST FINE WITH THAT TOTTY PISTOL OF YOURS!"
You're right, RATFIRE STILL TAKING THE LEAD. Keep on postin'!
..."er, sir, their still coming." "SHUDDAP AND KEEP FIRIN'!"
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reason number 3 why to not spam fan-fic
'cause thats my job
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5. "OMG OMG OMG! My screen just went weird."
4. "How do i drop a weapon?"
3. "No, i wont drop you a weapon because your gonna go kill things while i figure this out."
2. "Waypoint?"
1. "AFK for about 15 minutes."
man this thread gets better and better
anyone ever notices when you have a JP you can go 600 miles an hour into a wall, and your fine, but you fall 15 feet and die?
true. And HA can stand ANYTHING except the same fall...... hmm... no shocks i suppose.
ROFL
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10. Buildings falling THROUGH THE FLOOR!!!!
9. Med packs NOT knocking aliens unconsious upon impact.
8. HA having no shocks
7. JP running into wall at 60000 mph, but not able to fall 10 feet.
6.HMG ammo not reloading when at 149
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4. Comm chair being noobized.
3. Not being able to hold a pistol and a welder at the same time.
2. Getting only 2 GL ammo at a time.
and the worst technological flaw of the TSA.....
1. Having people get stuck on the ceiling when they phase into a room or spawn in on an ip..... wouldnt they die if they came at light speed and ran into a wall?<!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--><!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo--><!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
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ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!
for some reason I can't think of a list to make
grrr
Another Top 5 ingame quotes for newbies running around the same map over, and over, and over...
1. "Where can I sign up to be a clan member?"
2. "I need a gun"
3. "Hey, I died. NO FAIR!"
4. "What do you mean 'go comms'?"
5. "Is this like Counter-Strike? <!--emo&::nerdy::--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/nerd.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='nerd.gif'><!--endemo--> "
...no wonder Anime Chix is no. 3 on the top ten favorite list...
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"HEY! I DIED! NO FAIR!"
5. You start to use the emotocons outside of the forums
4. You keep saying Pwned outside of game
3. you've wondered what it would be like to have a plush fatty
2. you have an FPS of 99, and know all the reasons why thats good
1. If you've ever changed the phrase "Select your troops and give them orders" when talking to your friends, i.e. "selected your troops and give them onos/oatmeal/that cd right there on the counter, etc
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I tried
great list.
t3h pwn(ed)
5: Your name is TAK
4: you've wanted to strangle coil and numerous occasions for his cliffhangers in ex-gen
3: you've read the night before kharaasmass
2: you've "torn nem to shreds"
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10. They say gimme a medpack and wait expectantly...for 5 minutes.
9. You drop them a waypoint and they say "OMG LOLLOL!!! BLINKY THING!!!!!1 LOL"
8. They ask you how to build the turret factory while your comm chair is getting raped.
7. They weld your face + every other marines face in everytime you issue welders.
6. Thier name is NSPLayer(1)
5. They tell the enemy exactly what thier doing and what thier friends are doing.
4. They jump down big holes think they go somewhere, only to encounter trigger_hurt
3. They claim to be good comms and when you let them in they drop you 5 CCs and they you they win the game
2. They ask you for a hmg/shottie/jp/ha in the first 1 minute of the game.
1. Cause thier n00bs. And NOONE likes n00bs.
Enough Said.
I would try and think of a list but i'm much to tired right now
1.) You've had nightmares involving onos
2.) You've made your own map for NS (on a computer or just on paper)
3.) Your map that you made will be in the next NS update
4.) You've written a fanfic about NS
5.) You've attempted to create a table version of NS
6.) Said attempt works
7.) Everytime you enter a room, you look for places to hide, or for hiding skulks
8.) Everytime you see an egg, your reaction is to break it, then gloat about how you just made "them" waste res
9.) You check the NS homepage daily looking for updates, or just for something you've never seen before
10.) You find a way to give the aliens a scorpian that hovers without flapping (Don't hurt me)
11.) You are bored in class, you doodle pictures of Kharaa, or of the TSA logo
12.) You are bored in class, you think about last night's game and analyze where you went wrong.
13.) You play StarCraft, you call zerglings skulks, drones gorges, mutalisks lerks, and ultralisks onos
14.) You know of all the secrets on the maps
15.) Your favorite songs are the NS ones that FFT made
16.) You know the words of said songs by heart
17.) You sing along with the songs
18.) You can tell when the songs were written based on the changes that have been made to NS
19.) Your clan-mates mean more to you than your friends
20.) You believe that calling NS "another mod of HL" is blasphemy
21.) You skip class or put off homework because of practice
22.) you feel the urge to abbreviate everything you say in case you get type killed
23.) every other game you play feels weird, and you hate the fact that the weapons aren't like ns
24.) you get nervous everytime someone says "oh no!"
25.) you count practices/matches as obligations and pass up irl friends for them
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BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!
Ask for a medpack right when you spawn.
Ask for ha or jp or hmg 2 mins into the game.
Keep spamming the "need ammo" while standing next to an armory.
Spam the "need ammo" after spraying off all their ammo on other marines.
Comm: "Guys they're killing the cc" Marine: *goes and finds good hiding spot*
Whenever they don't get what they want, stand next to the comm chair, shoot it, and spam commands.
When issued a waypoint say "ok guys this way" and go the exact opposite direction as the waypoint.
When issued a waypoint say "you can take that waypoint and shove it up your ****."
During a critical situation, they decide to walk all the way to the waypoint, instead of phasing to it.
When given ha or jp they just go off by themselves.
Most common thing heard from a ha "Help I'm being digested".