Funniest/stupidest Server Rule

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  • NeoMatrixj2NeoMatrixj2 Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9638Members
    2of12 thats not on my server thats drunkens server. no one plays on my server cause the regs keep getting screwed up by the 27016 port and then they join the cs server on port 27015.
  • nWAFFLESnWAFFLES Join Date: 2003-04-06 Member: 15238Members
    Funniest rule i've ever seen was one where the admin said no using the mod comm build. Question then, why was the mod even there? When i asked him he simply said if i catch you using it yer banned... just kinda seemed funny to me.
  • NeoMatrixj2NeoMatrixj2 Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9638Members
    The good news for those who think its a dumb rule ns2.joe.to will be going down on june 7th. Bad news for me is I have to support 20+ players on a 15 play server bleh.
  • NeoMatrixj2NeoMatrixj2 Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9638Members
    waffles thats not a mod is an exploit in some maps. I have yet to see a mod to let the commander build.
  • bigjanginbigjangin Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2090Members
    come play on my server, and ill comm ten times... Ill jp hmg rush everytime, and win every game under 6 minutes. Our server has pretty good regulars so the marines are organized, and ended up owning aliens everygame. Its been 2 months since the last patch, and jp hmg is a problem that needs fixing.
    If you dont believe me about winning every game in under six minutes, my in game name is drunken_panda, the ip is ns2.joe.to, say you are from the ns forums and ill prove it to you.
  • NeoMatrixj2NeoMatrixj2 Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9638Members
    well said panda. oh btw when you get your cable up ill add you in as admin.
  • CarlingCarling Join Date: 2003-05-21 Member: 16571Members
    Yeah some of the server admins realy do get annoying. i was kicked from a server cause the admin wanted to comm.

    Admin: eject the comm!
    ME: do you guys want me to step down and let him comm ?
    Marines: no your doing ok. dont get out cause of him.

    2mins later he says it again and we repeate above.
    2mins later 'you were kicked by an OP. (15mins ban)'

    lol
  • MrMojoMrMojo Join Date: 2002-11-25 Member: 9882Members, Constellation
    No clan stacking is pretty stupid. I understand when it's 7 vs 7 and one team has 5 clannies, but usualy the max is like 3. It's understandable, people want to play with each other because they'll enjoy it more and people like that form clans...
  • Brave_UlyssesBrave_Ulysses Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--NeoMatrix99+May 27 2003, 02:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeoMatrix99 @ May 27 2003, 02:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> waffles thats not a mod is an exploit in some maps. I have yet to see a mod to let the commander build. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Soz, but I've not heard of this - what does it do?
  • SpidermanSpiderman Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9417Members
    clan stacking becomes a problem when they repeatedly do it game after game. 3 or more clanmates on a team vs pubs can get frustrating for the pubs. Repeated clan stacking game after game is EXTREMElY annoying (if the clan is any good) <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->

    I can understand the attraction for clans to do such things. However I highly suggest that those clans get their own servers so they can do whatever they want. What they will find is that if they constantly stack the team and always play their clan against the pubs. They will quickly find themselves playing on an empty server. It is no fun for a bunch of randomly skilled and non-skilled players to be constantly fighting a well organised clan. Getting your butt kicked repeatedly by jp/hmg rush or just a bunch of talented lerks/skulks isn't much fun. Our server frowns upon and strongly discourages clans from repeatedly stacking the teams as it ruins other peoples fun.

    The reality is, it's not that clans personal playground. And the server is not there so that they can have fun at the expense of others.

    Like I said. They want a playground for that purpose... then they need to get their OWN server.
  • ZennZenn Join Date: 2003-02-01 Member: 12970Members
    Wow...you guys should post IPs to these servers, and you admins with your game changing server rules...post yours too. I'll be sure to avoid your server, even post 1.1 because of your stupidity for making up such stupid server rules to begin with.

    If you server rules contain anything besides "No cheating, no exploiting, no delaying for game (4 hour, 2 hive lockdown, etc), no excessive mines on walls (or mine crashing the server)"

    Then I'll be sure to avoid your server at all costs. If you have a rule as stupid as no JP/HMG at 1 hive, or no building in hive rooms, or no shotguns (someone explain the purpose of that one, please!), you need to not bother to host an NS server, because you aren't playing NS anymore, you are playing "Happy Wanna-be Natural Selection Server" game. The fact that you want people to drop their HMG if the aliens have 1 hive is SO DUMB! They suppose to go kill it with LMGs just because you lost? I suppose you are the same people who ban without question if someone gets 15 kills in 1 game right? Please. Either host the game, or don't host the game. With such stupid rules, people wonder why 1.04 NS is dying.

    In closing, post your server IPs when you list your stupid rules, I will avoid your server at all costs...or better yet, I'll come, break your rules on purpose, and get banned, just so I don't have to deal with accidently joining your server again.
  • MacguyvokMacguyvok Godlike Fuzzydice Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16162Members
    Ouch.. some hostility... I'll admit... stupid rules are just that.. and so are ban happy admins... yet, I don't think it's my place to tell you how to run you're server.. any more than it's u'res to tell me how to run MINE! So... I think that I'll just go play on my faves... and ingore ne I don't like... hehe... also.. the stupidest rule I've seen is one I put on mine *which I only host every blue moon newways, "If you Kill Macguyvok, BANNED! IF you win, BANNED! if you like twinkies, BANNED! If you think Windows is for ****.... ADMIN STATUS GRANTED!" :-D... I never enforce them... hehe... I just love making ppl go, "WTH?"
  • SpeedKilledSpeedKilled Join Date: 2003-03-29 Member: 15012Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--NeoMatrix99+May 27 2003, 02:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (NeoMatrix99 @ May 27 2003, 02:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> waffles thats not a mod is an exploit in some maps. I have yet to see a mod to let the commander build. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I personally have seen a mod that does this. The commander can sit inside the chair and build anything he wants. I don't know what the server was called or the ip because I just clicked quick game. It was an okay plugin but it allowed the marine commander to build his own outposts in the middle of nowhere without any marine being there. The commander could also remotly lockdown a hive.
  • SyringedSyringed Join Date: 2003-04-17 Member: 15579Members, Constellation
    I just came back from a server with a rather regular rule, "No b*tching/whining". Fairly basic rule. Then on Tannith the server admin on marines wedged himself in between a box/part of wall sticking out in satcom & proceeded to spawn camp us while the comm just showed him with medpacks/ammo. The wedge was too tight for a skulk to fit inside & the comm dropped a CC above the marine to prevent above attacks. Factor in the duck bugginess & he was invincible.

    After about 10 deaths in a row from him I f4'ed. ( Teams were 4 on 4) I play the game to have fun & not to be camped. The admin then demands I get back into the game. I told'em to "knock off the camping in the hiding spot." He then bans me for 15 minutes for "b*tching & whining." <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->

    That's the "stupidiest" rule I've came across since the admin bends it to his favor more.. They really should add a Rants section on this board for people to vent sometimes. I'm sure everyone's come across some idiot players/admins/server they'd like to vent about.
  • MavericMaveric Join Date: 2002-08-07 Member: 1101Members
    edited May 2003
    I played NS, and i hated it.
    New players dont get no fun;
    "Ban that peice of sh**!"

    NSplayer is kicked = the winnar of stupid rule contest

    PS: If you have ever seen "Retarded Animal Babies 2" on <a href='http://www.newgrounds.com' target='_blank'>http://www.newgrounds.com</a> (no space, foo! NG is flash movie paradise, Rated "R" for [im]mature subject matter) you'd know what im talking about.

    Original line was:
    "I watched this on Newgrounds, and i hated it.
    It rips off 'Happy Tree Friends'
    BLAM THIS PEICE OF SH**!"
    And then the anvil falls on him, lol. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • Boy_WonderBoy_Wonder Join Date: 2002-11-11 Member: 8226Members
    A weird rule i ran into:

    1.You can cuss, but if you spell it wrong you will get banned, but you cant say homo or ****.

    Since this rule was weird we always called the admin a *** behind his back like when he wasnt there....
  • InZaneFleaArmyInZaneFleaArmy Join Date: 2002-01-24 Member: 18Members
    Wow...i swear..I'm like...Too old for this...I joined Jan 2002...Everyone else is like l8 2002-2003...Freaks me out. Anyways, I think server rules are stupid all in all. Play the game like it's made to be. I was on one earlier, said "No cheating (Except by admins)" Get that...
  • CEldinCEldin Join Date: 2002-09-16 Member: 1323Members
    edited May 2003
    One server had:
    "The [Arch] clan is banned. If you join you will get your keys unbound, banned and blacklisted on our various other servers."
    That is my clan, we got banned because we became regulars there and the admins didnt like the way we played. I think it was our various IP rushes/Gorge Rushes that pised them off though. Cant complain, they were good sports for a good month or so.
  • NeoMatrixj2NeoMatrixj2 Join Date: 2002-11-22 Member: 9638Members
    sorry i've never seen the mod but there is an exploit where if the commanderview is low enough in some areas the comm can +use something and build it from cc.
  • FreemantleFreemantle Join Date: 2002-06-16 Member: 783Members
    Pistol Kill = Ban

    I wonder how I felt about this (points to sig).
  • NecroNecro &lt;insert non-birthday-related title here&gt; Join Date: 2002-08-09 Member: 1118Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Roobubba+May 27 2003, 04:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Roobubba @ May 27 2003, 04:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> however silly the rules may be, it's their server and they can do what they like. No-one else has ANY say on their server.

    Same goes for mine. The rules I impose on my server are clearly stated when you join (I don't agree with the above rule, there may be rules you disagree with on my server). If you don't agree to play by the rules of whatever server you join, don't play there.

    To put an analogy in, Player joins server. Server rules: Don't cheat, don't give out shotguns. Player cheats. Player is banned. Commander gives a shotgun, commander is banned.

    Everyone would agree that the player should have been banned, but many still don't get that the commander *should* have been banned too. It's a stupid rule, I can't imagine anyone playing there, but you can guarantee that someone WILL end up playing there, get banned for giving a shotgun and then complain about it.

    Lastly, no-one but the server owner (and admins he/she chooses) has ANY rights at all on a server. Playing on someone's server is a privilege. You don't pay for it, they do. If the server admins unbind everyone's keys, it won't be long before the server is empty. Leaving a server is the best thing you can do in such a circumstance. With no players on their server, the bad admins will be paying out and not getting any games in anyway as no-one is on the server.

    Sorry that this post is so incoherent, I'm still recovering from 2 solid days playing 2 player co-op serious sam and serious sam2 with Phoebubba this weekend. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you sir, HEAVILY underestimate the shotgun.
  • ANeMANeM Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16267Members, Constellation
    Heh, I was in one.. NSZ or something.. Natural Selection Zone I think it was, I really don't care. It was 1v1 for the most part (I got a second person for a little while) against a admin. I was aliens. and I got banned.. Why? I complained about how the admin was using god mode. He had a JP/hmg against a gorge and a skulk. Thats god mode in itself. But the fact he stood in front of the 6 ocs I put up at my base because there would be nothing to protect it when I left... and just killed them all in front of me.. Having 7 spit shots (6 ocs and mine) pumped into him every 1.5 seconds. He wondered why I complained.. I just wanted a simple 1 on 1 game to wok on my gorge/oni skills.. Then he kills off my three hives and gloats in the RR about his uber marine "skills".
    I told him to **** off then he banned me.
    At least most server admins admit to cheating insted of gloating about it...
  • RoobubbaRoobubba Who you gonna call? Join Date: 2003-01-06 Member: 11930Members, Reinforced - Shadow, WC 2013 - Shadow
    <!--QuoteBegin--Necro-+May 28 2003, 06:08 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Necro- @ May 28 2003, 06:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--Roobubba+May 27 2003, 04:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Roobubba @ May 27 2003, 04:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> however silly the rules may be, it's their server and they can do what they like. No-one else has ANY say on their server.

    Same goes for mine. The rules I impose on my server are clearly stated when you join (I don't agree with the above rule, there may be rules you disagree with on my server). If you don't agree to play by the rules of whatever server you join, don't play there.

    To put an analogy in, Player joins server. Server rules: Don't cheat, don't give out shotguns. Player cheats. Player is banned. Commander gives a shotgun, commander is banned.

    Everyone would agree that the player should have been banned, but many still don't get that the commander *should* have been banned too. It's a stupid rule, I can't imagine anyone playing there, but you can guarantee that someone WILL end up playing there, get banned for giving a shotgun and then complain about it.

    Lastly, no-one but the server owner (and admins he/she chooses) has ANY rights at all on a server. Playing on someone's server is a privilege. You don't pay for it, they do. If the server admins unbind everyone's keys, it won't be long before the server is empty. Leaving a server is the best thing you can do in such a circumstance. With no players on their server, the bad admins will be paying out and not getting any games in anyway as no-one is on the server.

    Sorry that this post is so incoherent, I'm still recovering from 2 solid days playing 2 player co-op serious sam and serious sam2 with Phoebubba this weekend.  <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you sir, HEAVILY underestimate the shotgun. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    lol, no I don't that was my point - silly rules <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • homerxhomerx Join Date: 2003-04-01 Member: 15094Members
  • Brave_UlyssesBrave_Ulysses Join Date: 2003-04-28 Member: 15922Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--ANeM+May 28 2003, 06:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (ANeM @ May 28 2003, 06:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Heh, I was in one.. NSZ or something.. Natural Selection Zone I think it was, I really don't care. It was 1v1 for the most part (I got a second person for a little while) against a admin. I was aliens. and I got banned.. Why? I complained about how the admin was using god mode. He had a JP/hmg against a gorge and a skulk. Thats god mode in itself. But the fact he stood in front of the 6 ocs I put up at my base because there would be nothing to protect it when I left... and just killed them all in front of me.. Having 7 spit shots (6 ocs and mine) pumped into him every 1.5 seconds. He wondered why I complained.. I just wanted a simple 1 on 1 game to wok on my gorge/oni skills.. Then he kills off my three hives and gloats in the RR about his uber marine "skills".
    I told him to **** off then he banned me.
    At least most server admins admit to cheating insted of gloating about it... <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    A lot of servers listed on that Multiplayer Menu have no-one in ever. Perhaps we sould have a game in there - I need to work on my marine skills, so we might have a fun time?
  • homerxhomerx Join Date: 2003-04-01 Member: 15094Members
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