(rant) Anti-virus Software

ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
<div class="IPBDescription">What do I need viruses for?</div> I've really had it with anti-virus software. Today I figured I ought to scan my entire hard drive incase some nasty surprises might have slipped in through mail. This should be a simple *click*-*click-*scan*-*results*-operation, right? Well, not anymore, it seems.

I fired up Trend PC Cillin, of which I have a registered version that came with my Asus A7V333 motherboard. Upon startup the software informed me that I had some sort of a virus on my computer. Naturally I got frightened and decided I ought to make a full scan to make sure that nasty bug won't spread any further. Alas, PC Cillin decided to crash before it started up properly. After trying to make it work for 15 minutes (the pop3trap froze every time it started, crasing the entire program), I finally managed to start the HD scan. To my surprise the program decided to freeze mid-scan and repeated retries of the procedure produced the same result each and every time.

"Okay", I thought, "PC Cillin sucks. There's gotta be a better alternative."
I started Netscape and headed to Tucows, where I found the latest Norton AV waiting to be downloaded. After downloading I ran the setup, which informed me that since I have PC Cillin installed, Norton will not finish the install. It kindly requested me to remove the offending software. I would have done so, but Cillin's uninstall froze every time and would not complete, no matter what. So, no Norton AV for me and back to the drawing board.

Next I attempted to reinstall PC Cillin and actually managed to get it to work. When the scan was finished some 20 minutes later, no trace of the virus was found. Hoorray. On top of this, when I rebooted the computer, Windows started giving me BSOD upon login. Booting to safe mode and uninstalling PC Cillin (yeah, the uninstall finally worked without crashing) helped, but now I was left without any AV software whatsoever. And lo, Norton will STILL NOT INSTALL, claiming that PC Cillin still exists on my computer.

On a side note, I would have dumped both programs and switched to F-Secure AV, but the memory-resident part of that program always casts the stasis spell on my computer. If it wasn't so sad, it would be funny watching a mouse cursor lag on a 1,5GHz Athlon. So, in conclusion: Viruses have never, ever caused me as much harm as these conflicting pieces of binary feces did today.

Okay, rant ends here. Does anyone know any AV software that actually works?

Comments

  • RPG_JssmfulhudRPG_Jssmfulhud Join Date: 2002-11-02 Member: 4006Members
    Format, reinstall OS and everything. Works everytime ^^
  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--RPG_Jssmfulhud+Jun 4 2003, 02:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RPG_Jssmfulhud @ Jun 4 2003, 02:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Format, reinstall OS and everything. Works everytime ^^ <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Why let viruses erase your hard drive when you can do it yourself, for free!
  • LegionnairedLegionnaired Join Date: 2002-04-30 Member: 552Members, Constellation
    NO need to be that drastic. Try the add/remove programs box in your control panel. If that doesn't work, then search your regestry for PcCillin and clear out it's entries.

    Should do it.
  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Legionnaired+Jun 4 2003, 02:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Legionnaired @ Jun 4 2003, 02:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> NO need to be that drastic. Try the add/remove programs box in your control panel. If that doesn't work, then search your regestry for PcCillin and clear out it's entries.

    Should do it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Did that already. Add/remove didn't help and there were about a billion registry entries. I removed them but Norton still won't love me. *Sigh*. **** you PC Cillin, and the pig you rode in on!
  • GreyPawsGreyPaws Join Date: 2002-11-15 Member: 8659Members
    HmmMmMm.... I've never had any problems with NAV try systemworks 2003.
  • GWARGWAR Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2297Members, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--GreyPaws+Jun 4 2003, 07:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (GreyPaws @ Jun 4 2003, 07:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> HmmMmMm.... I've never had any problems with NAV try systemworks 2003. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats the same thing, just bundled with more useless Cr*p.

    <a href='http://housecall.trendmicro.com/' target='_blank'>http://housecall.trendmicro.com/</a>

    Pure anti-virus, no frills, no crashing.
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    house call = pc cillin just on the web.

    Honestly I just went through some simmiler stuff (upon getting home sometihng decided to start screwing with me)

    few things:

    1) do you have a firewall? if not I would suggest getting one (mine consists of a Linksys router that stealths all my comps)

    2) honestly, you really should have some sorta virus scanner, and PC cillin is a good one. It sounds like something borked in your comp (would be amuzing if it was from a virus). I honestly would sugest a reformat (if you have time/patience/honest need for it)

    I recently ran Housecall on my comp and cleaned it up and am now waiting for my dad to get me a copy of PC Cillin (I sorta forgot to reinstall my virus stuff last time and I normaly get it for free from my college, but I am now at home and can't)

    oh well, good luck man, try running housecall though (I might bork on you, it took me ALONG time, if it seems to freeze up give it a few it might just have hit a large file or something)
  • GWARGWAR Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2297Members, Contributor
    <!--QuoteBegin--Thansal+Jun 4 2003, 07:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Jun 4 2003, 07:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> house call = pc cillin just on the web.

    Honestly I just went through some simmiler stuff (upon getting home sometihng decided to start screwing with me)

    few things:

    1) do you have a firewall? if not I would suggest getting one (mine consists of a Linksys router that stealths all my comps)

    2) honestly, you really should have some sorta virus scanner, and PC cillin is a good one. It sounds like something borked in your comp (would be amuzing if it was from a virus). I honestly would sugest a reformat (if you have time/patience/honest need for it)

    I recently ran Housecall on my comp and cleaned it up and am now waiting for my dad to get me a copy of PC Cillin (I sorta forgot to reinstall my virus stuff last time and I normaly get it for free from my college, but I am now at home and can't)

    oh well, good luck man, try running housecall though (I might bork on you, it took me ALONG time, if it seems to freeze up give it a few it might just have hit a large file or something) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Housecall works perfect for me, And it wont screw up your comp <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    edited June 2003
    <!--QuoteBegin--RPG_Jssmfulhud+Jun 4 2003, 09:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (RPG_Jssmfulhud @ Jun 4 2003, 09:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Format, reinstall OS and everything. Works everytime ^^ <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    The particular move you're showing us there is called the "Microsoft".

    "Virus found and identified. Please restart to finish removal."
    ...
    "Deinstall of Windows complete."
  • ScinetScinet Join Date: 2003-01-19 Member: 12489Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--Thansal+Jun 4 2003, 02:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal @ Jun 4 2003, 02:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->



    I recently ran Housecall on my comp and cleaned it up and am now waiting for my dad to get me a copy of PC Cillin (I sorta forgot to reinstall my virus stuff last time and I normaly get it for free from my college, but I am now at home and can't)

    oh well, good luck man, try running housecall though (I might bork on you, it took me ALONG time, if it seems to freeze up give it a few it might just have hit a large file or something) <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    <!--QuoteBegin--Thansal+--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Thansal)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->1) do you have a firewall? if not I would suggest getting one (mine consists of a Linksys router that stealths all my comps)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Yeah. I have the Norton Personal Firewall. I believe in sufficiently protecting my costly DSL connection, especially when I run file sharing programs.

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->2) honestly, you really should have some sorta virus scanner, and PC cillin is a good one.  It sounds like something borked in your comp (would be amuzing if it was from a virus).  I honestly would sugest a reformat (if you have time/patience/honest need for it)<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    PC Cillin seems to have nice features, like the autoupdate. It just has never worked well on this comp. I installed it first about a year ago and the scanner's subprograms seem to be very crash prone on my system. I don't know why, though.

    Oh, and either Trend's products just hate me or Housecall doesn't like my Netscape. I've installed the software it asks but the page still says it's not installed. Dunno why.

    Well, I hope to have enough money next month to buy another 40GB HD. Then I can finally get rid of this Win98 piece of crap and install a fresh Win2k in its stead. I'd install the 2k on top of win98, but since the system registry of this comp has been in use since early 2001, and this thing has hosted 2 motherboards and a plethora of odd software, I'll be happy to start with a fresh install. Might give me some extra speed too.
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    edited June 2003
    I can one up you. I am still at work (came in at 8am, it's now 8:30pm). At about 3PM the help desk contacted us that a few dozen PC's in a remote location had started blue screening every time the users tried to login. Then 5 more branches. Then 20.

    Oops! Our daily virus pattern file update from Symantec that gets pushed to 6000 PC's had gotten corrupted but still passed CRC and was pushed out. Now we are just finishing up figuring it all out, getting a replacement virus definition that does NOT cause blue screens of death, and having me write a utility to run out and wake up hundreds of PC's, fix their anti-virus definition, and shut them back down. All over 56K frame relay connections! oh wait, did I say 56K? I meant 16K that burst to 56K! Sometimes!

    AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
  • MonsieurEvilMonsieurEvil Join Date: 2002-01-22 Member: 4Members, Retired Developer, NS1 Playtester, Contributor
    9:50pm... still here.
  • DOOManiacDOOManiac Worst. Critic. Ever. Join Date: 2002-04-17 Member: 462Members, NS1 Playtester
    Just close your eyes and think of the nice scottish castles you'll be able to go to when you snap and kill everyone and need a place to hide! :D
  • ThansalThansal The New Scum Join Date: 2002-08-22 Member: 1215Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    /me pats MonsE, and to think this is the field I want to go in to <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo--> (wana cookie? hehe, my college had a lady who would deliver fresh baked cookies from 10PM till midnight, god that was fun)


    Scinet, yah, I tihnk it is time for a reformat/reinstall

    Personaly I like doing a clean sweap when ever I do an upgrade, simply b/c I am odd, and also b/c it tends to make oyur ocmputer run better.

    Oh and as for installing one OS over another, hehe, bad move. I have seen way tomany problems when people tried ot 'upgrade' their OS, it just dosn't seem to work.

    I am assuming that you have a legal version of PC Cillin, if not pick one up and have it on standby to install once all is good.

    So yah, go to your local comp store, find the largest spool of CDrs for te least amount of money and start burning back ups of everything (at the same time find all of your installers)

    /me pokes MonsE what is the 'best' personal virus scaner out there? I have grudges against Mcaffy and all things nortan (exept NCD for dos, but thats a diff story <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->) so I personaly go with trenmicro's stuff.


    Oh and for all people who have a good firewall up go to <a href='https://grc.com/x/ne.dll?bh0bkyd2' target='_blank'>shields up</a> for a quick laugh (just the description of stealthed <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Your computer at IP:
    24.90.125.42 
    Is being 'NanoProbed'. Please stand by. . .<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->21 FTP Stealth! There is NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER that a port (or even any computer) exists at this IP address! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • uberbrokeuberbroke Join Date: 2002-11-01 Member: 2438Members
    edited June 2003
    Here's one that is sure to help.

    <img src='http://home.attbi.com/~charlie-yasuda/pics/virusadmin.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

    *EDIT* yes I am very unhelpful.
  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    go here<a href='http://housecall.antivirus.com' target='_blank'>Free online virus scanner</a>

    when you need a quick virus scan, just head here.
  • Mr_HeadcrabMr_Headcrab Squee&#33;~ Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9392Members, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--GWAR+Jun 4 2003, 02:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (GWAR @ Jun 4 2003, 02:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--GreyPaws+Jun 4 2003, 07:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (GreyPaws @ Jun 4 2003, 07:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> HmmMmMm.... I've never had any problems with NAV try systemworks 2003. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Thats the same thing, just bundled with more useless Cr*p.

    <a href='http://housecall.trendmicro.com/' target='_blank'>http://housecall.trendmicro.com/</a>

    Pure anti-virus, no frills, no crashing. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    you son of a... beat me to the punch
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