Terroism Warnings!
Red_Wizard
Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16241Members
Join Date: 2003-05-13 Member: 16241Members
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<div class="IPBDescription">Self-explanitory pictures</div> Note, this is a cross-post from a different forum... I didn't come up with any of this stuff, as hilarious as it may be.<a href='http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=34342' target='_blank'>Originally posted by Citizen Bleys at</a> <a href='http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/' target='_blank'>the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums</a>
I'd post the full thing, but it's quite image intensive, and the forum rules here are pretty anal-retentive about the number of images one can post.
I'd post the full thing, but it's quite image intensive, and the forum rules here are pretty anal-retentive about the number of images one can post.
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<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_chem_lab2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Johnny had a meth lab...
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_chem_choke2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
...its fumes gave him a show.
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_chem_leave2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
And wherever Johnny's trip took him...
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_chem_fish2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
his pet fish could not go.
I feel like making a music video for Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit out of these pics.
<a href='http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46223&perpage=25&pagenumber=1' target='_blank'>And here are the original funnies</a>
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_chem_choke.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Being Stoned causes Terrorism
<i>If your commander won't listen, make as much noise as you can into his home telephone.</i>
If you know its the end might as well go out with a buzz. Grab some paint thinner and try some huffing.
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_closed_door2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
If evil terrorist orange lines are blocking your escape pimp slap those ****.
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_burning_bldg2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
the roof the roof the roof is on fire we don't need no water let the **** burn burn **** burn
The more time you spend watching FOX, reading CNN.COM and listening to government sponsored radio stations, the less time you have to worry about what Rumsfeld has in store for <b>you</b>.
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_substance2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
<i>If one of your teammates sprays a logo somewhere, at least look at it</i>
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_leave2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
<i>If it's some overused thing, like a biohazard symbol, just walk away.</i>
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_chem_shelter3.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
<i>In event of Kharaa infestation, proceed to nearest Frontiersman outpost.</i>
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_fire_exit3.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'> <img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_elevator2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
<i>Elevators give away your position. Use the stairs.</i>
What next? [IMG-TIMELINE] becomes the plague of NS forum community? Who cares if it is slightly black-green in colour and smells elegantly of decay as long as it's not an overused joke on this particular forum.
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_cover_nose2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Season's greetings from Hong Kong.
No matter where you go, escape is futile when they have Onos!
OMG me too LOLOLOLOL. Im still all misty eyed!!
When you get tired of asking your commander for a medkit, carry your own!
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<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_smoke.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Crouching is the best way to avoid an umbra cloud
Mommy's Happy Pills taste like candy!
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_car_bridge2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
No one likes San Fransisco.
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_car_radio2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
What are you talking about? Everyone will want to hear your music at 3AM.
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_high_windows2.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
If you see Gary Coleman, make sure he is ashamed of himself.
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/fp_left.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
In case of emergency, remember to use 10-10-220 to save up to 10% on collect calls.
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/sg_left.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
*COMMENT REMOVED DUE TO UNFUNNYNESS*
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Remember: Clocks are an abundant source of 1.21 gigawatts
but the last 2...
either I am to out of it to get them or there is something wrong mate (taking moms pills again?)
The second to last one, turn the "it" into and "if", i think he made a typo there
I gets <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo-->
domo <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'><!--endemo--> (as I said I am tired <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->)
Similar format to the joke that you guys have already posted, but this one involved airplane signs.
There were two posters I remembered, one had a picture of a washroom with a suspiciously dark matter on the floor. So the caption went: <i>Please do not defecate on our floors</i>
Another one was a female flight attendant that was waving her finger back and forth to signal a "no", and from the angle of the picture, it was fitting for the caption to say: <i>Breast fondling will not be tolerated</i>
The site was also divided into 2 sections: one that was child safe, and one that wasn't.
Does anyone know where this site is?
Oh and I edited the second to last pic to remove the quote entirely, since it really wasn't funny to begin with. bleh.
anyway, it was a pic of a car driving and there was a big explosion down the road . That caption? "Great White concert ahead."
anyway, it was a pic of a car driving and there was a big explosion down the road . That caption? "Great White concert ahead." <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
You mean this picture?
<img src='http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_car_road.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
Warning! n00b wit a nade launcher ahead!