The Player Is A N00b If He Or She...

WolhayWolhay Join Date: 2003-05-19 Member: 16483Members
<b>The player is a n00b if he or she...</b>

..has less kills than deaths.
..build turrets as a commander.
..doesn't use the heavy machinegun and jetpack strategy.
..refers to n00bs as newcomers.
..doesn't make acronyms of curses.
..doesn't know whether or not you're referring to the computer core or the command chair on Eclipse etc.
..doesn't follow your orders despite that he doesn't understand the language you're speaking or typing.
..doesn't complain about other n00bs.

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  • CForresterCForrester P0rk(h0p Join Date: 2002-10-05 Member: 1439Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    Great cynicism. Yuo = Win.
  • 0blique0blique Join Date: 2003-05-18 Member: 16477Members
    Whoa, that picture is making me dizzy....
  • DubersDubers Pet Shop Boy Edinburgh, UK Join Date: 2002-07-25 Member: 998Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Wolhay+Jun 7 2003, 05:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wolhay @ Jun 7 2003, 05:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>The player is a n00b if he or she...</b>

    ..has less kills than deaths.
    ..build turrets as a commander.
    ..doesn't use the heavy machinegun and jetpack strategy.
    ..refers to n00bs as newcomers.
    ..doesn't make acronyms of curses.
    ..doesn't know whether or not you're referring to the computer core or the command chair on Eclipse etc.
    ..doesn't follow your orders despite that he doesn't understand the language you're speaking or typing.
    ..doesn't complain about other n00bs. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    What so you are "l337" if you don't make all those "mistakes"? Cut the pretensios crap mate we were all begginners once?
  • NeedDirectionsNeedDirections Join Date: 2003-03-29 Member: 15011Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--DuBERS+Jun 7 2003, 07:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DuBERS @ Jun 7 2003, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Cut the pretensios crap mate we were all begginners once? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    read what he wrote again carefully, you might notice the cynicism as Forrester did already.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    I just realized I'm about a noob in almost all of those categories
  • ShockehShockeh If a packet drops on the web and nobody&#39;s near to see it... Join Date: 2002-11-19 Member: 9336NS1 Playtester, Forum Moderators, Constellation
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->..doesn't use the heavy machinegun and jetpack strategy.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Sign me up for n00bdom.

    Long live n00bstania!
  • DunsbyDunsby Join Date: 2002-08-01 Member: 1042Awaiting Authorization
    <!--QuoteBegin--CForrester+Jun 7 2003, 05:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (CForrester @ Jun 7 2003, 05:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Great cynicism. Yuo = Win. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    I saw this while hearing

    Eminem - Without me..

    And in the video they are in a car nodding their heads.. <!--emo&???--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/confused.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='confused.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Shockwave+Jun 7 2003, 07:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Shockwave @ Jun 7 2003, 07:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->..doesn't use the heavy machinegun and jetpack strategy.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    Sign me up for n00bdom.

    Long live n00bstania! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Amen.
  • ZupiCoZupiCo Custom titles rule&#33; Join Date: 2003-03-22 Member: 14792Members
    *sniff* *sniff*
    What's that smell?
    Oh, yeah, it's irony.
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    I don't smell anything. *sniff sniff* hmmmm pai...
  • ZupiCoZupiCo Custom titles rule&#33; Join Date: 2003-03-22 Member: 14792Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I don't smell anything.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    Go blow your nose. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo-->
  • NumbersNotFoundNumbersNotFound Join Date: 2002-11-07 Member: 7556Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->The player is a n00b if he or she...
    ..has less kills than deaths.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    By that standard it is mathematically impossible to have a server in which there are no n00bs...
  • James_H4xwellJames_H4xwell Join Date: 2002-12-25 Member: 11518Members
    You guys still dont get the joke..... read everything he wrote carefully.
  • LikuLiku I, am the Somberlain. Join Date: 2003-01-10 Member: 12128Members
    ..makes topics like this..
  • Cereal_KillRCereal_KillR Join Date: 2002-10-31 Member: 1837Members
    especially if you notice that he says

    <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->..doesn't follow your orders despite that <b>he doesn't understand the language you're speaking or typing</b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
  • JefeJefe Join Date: 2003-04-21 Member: 15734Members, Constellation
    Oh...I get it now, gg.
  • ICha0sIICha0sI Join Date: 2002-06-13 Member: 763Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Wolhay+Jun 7 2003, 05:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Wolhay @ Jun 7 2003, 05:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <b>The player is a n00b if he or she...</b>

    ..has less kills than deaths.
    ..build turrets as a commander.
    ..doesn't use the heavy machinegun and jetpack strategy.
    ..refers to n00bs as newcomers.
    ..doesn't make acronyms of curses.
    ..doesn't know whether or not you're referring to the computer core or the command chair on Eclipse etc.
    ..doesn't follow your orders despite that he doesn't understand the language you're speaking or typing.
    ..doesn't complain about other n00bs. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    uhh its not all about kills its about teamwork, and i think we all know that
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