Free Willy … From The Pool Vacuum

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<div class="IPBDescription">The bestest ever 911 calls</div> I've been readin <a href='http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/WolfFiles/wolffiles188.html' target='_blank'>this</a> which features some stupidly funny 911 calls.
Such as:

<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Other Americans encounter 911 with their pants down and their dignity flapping in the breeze.

One unfortunate fellow got stuck in the swimming pool while seeking sexual pleasure from the vacuum intake line. That suction turned out to be a little too strong.

A security guard called 911 laughing hysterically, telling the dispatcher: "He's got his privates stuck in the pump line … He's been in there for three hours … It's got to be shriveled up like hell."

The dispatcher says: "You're the night clerk. You can't keep laughing."

Gregory calls this passage "Free Willy."
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There's a nice big page of classic stories.
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Jefe

<!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->One should remember that calling 911 is sometimes a public service, done for the benefit of others. One elderly male caller reported, "There's a woman over here doing some yard work in one of thong bikinis."

"Sir," said an exasperated dispatcher, "911 is an emergency number. What do you expect the police to do about a woman in a thong bikini?"

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lol, there's some great stuff here. I would have liked to know about that <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'><!--endemo-->

Salty

I would appreciate that too.

CplDavis

My "during college year job" is as a dispatcher. Being on a college campus I get some pretty strange calls.

My favorite one.

"There is a guy out side my window wacking off."

Also of note:
Apparently 2 guys who live next to each other got into dispute, later that night around 2AM (when I usualy work) called in. I found out that above the ceiling tiles where the walls are, there is a small gap between the wall and the ceiling. So this kids neighbor from the next dorm room over took his lacrosse stick and after removing his ceiling tiles, he proceeded to bash in the ones into the next room and started to beat on this kids fake rubber hanging plant.

"Omg Dude send the cops, this (explitive) is killing my fake ceiling plant!"

Then the third one, some guy and his girl friend got into a fight. Dont ask me who pushed who, but one pushed the other out a third story window and the one going out grabbed onto the partner and they both fell 3 stories down.

Ouch.

Cereal_KillR

that's just horrible it must hurt like hell. Well that's what he gets from being so... weird :O