Triscuits Rule

Sirus · June 2003

Ok, I'm sitting here eating some Triscuits, and I'm wondering to myself, Is there any in the world that <i>doesn't</i> like Triscuits. And if they don't are they mentally challenged ?

120 Calories
3 Grams Fat
3 Grams Fiber
3 Grams Protein

gg saltines

BTW, I have taken the off-topic forum to the very limits of off-topic.

Speaking of Rule, Orange soda rules too. I will dropkick anyone who says otherwise. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

SoulSkorpion · June 2003

I'm assuming they're some kind of biscuit\crisp-bread like edible. What country do they come from?

eediot · June 2003

it comes from russia!

RUSSIA!

;P

Sirus · June 2003

They're "Baked Whole Wheat Crackers" Otherwise known has good.

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Pulse · June 2003

Yeah they are ok, crispers totally pwn them though.

Burr · June 2003

Yeah, I can eat them, not my favorite though, but they are still good.

Sirus · June 2003

/me dropkicks Jodabob to the head.

I pull no punches <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

Burr · June 2003

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I pull no punches <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>
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Ed: Ow!? Okay, now I'm ready, come on, try it now.
Master: Boot to the head [boom].
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I want to learn Tai Kwan Leep! <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'>

tbZBeAst · June 2003

I've never had them, but as my whole body is made up of bones of contention, I've decided I don't like em. Nasty tasteless cardboard muck.

pardzh · June 2003

Wheat Thins > Triscuits

Salty · June 2003

I like orange soda because its oranger then actual oranges. Thats just so wierd.

Sycophant · June 2003

Naaah, Ritz > all.
.....well, as long as you're not a health nut. Then it'd be more like "Ritz < all". <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'>

There have been times I'd be coding for a few hours straight and I'd end up going through a whole box of Ritz crackers. I wasn't feeling too well after that session. <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif'>

Salty · June 2003

If watermelon wasn't so friggin sticky it would be my snack food of choice.

Sirus · June 2003

A thread full of unbelievers !!

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Ritz is too buttery. They're good once in a while, but Triscuits are those things that you can eat anytime, they're salty but not too salty, they have a good texture and they actually are satisfying, you eat like 5 and you actually realise that your not as hungry as before.

moultano · June 2003

triscuits give me heartburn, and they have a bit of an industrial aftertaste, but they are good.

Gliss · June 2003

I didn't know that they were called Triscuits until coil showed me. Then I got angry 'cause I think everyone agrees that Ramen noodles > anything.

coil · June 2003

Ramen noodles do, indeed, pwn. However, Triscuits are the God of the cracker world. Add cheddar or cream cheese. Mmm.

Ritz? Too crumbly. Wheat Thins? Are you mad, or just stupid? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'> They turn into absolute mush in your mouth - eating wheat thins without a *very* large beverage to wash them down is about as smart as a submarine with a screen door.

Wheeee · June 2003

Wheat thins << triscuits.

Wheat thins start out good, then become nasty
Triscuits start out good, then get better

Case closed

Sirus · June 2003

Thats what I'm talking about.

Wheeee · June 2003

Orange sodas, while they certainly in an overall sense do rule, do not exclusively rule. There are some nasty ones...and I mean nasty.

While we're talking about soda, root beer >> all other soda, except dr. pepper.

AgentOrange · June 2003

Wait, there are people, who don't think triscuits are the best cracker ever? Well, my world no longer makes sense <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif'>

Ritz are so bad not even the company has faith in the cracker. On the back it says to try it with cheese, or lunch meat. But does not suggest to try a Ritz on top of the Ritz. If I bought Ritz it would be for crackers, not for tiny edible plates.

LucidReality · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>a submarine with a screen door.</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'>

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!! I love that. Now im gonna go and do it.

Now a triscut with Swiss cheese miccrowaved on. OMG! mmmmmmm

Salty · June 2003

You gotta admit though when your in a society that thinks orange juice is not an orange enough color for orange soda you kick ****.

as for soda, cream soda, I don't buy it though because it dosent sound manly.

MonsieurEvil · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Duff-Man @ Jun 9 2003, 06:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Wheat Thins > Triscuits  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Duff-maaan is thrust-iinngg in the diRECtion of the correct answ-eeerrrrrrr. Ohhh, yeeeaaahhhhh...

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BigD · June 2003

Me thinks Mons been wanting to do THAT for a while now... OOHHHH yeah!

And Vegetable Thins + Krafter Dinner + Ketchup = teh win!!!1111oneoneone

And yes, it count's as a snack. NEVER EAT FRESH KRAFT DINNER. After it's been on the table for week it becomes a cracker like material. If it's older than a week, dip in ketchup and/or cheez-whiz until it tastes good again. This has been your Midas Tip of the Week!

Unknown · June 2003

hm. in terms of snack foods,

babies' fingers > triscuits.

¬_¬

and when you say ramen noodles > anything.. that MAY be possible.. if you're talking about real ramen. not that nasty **** artificial sh*t.. gross. gross, gross, gross.

Rion · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Salty @ Jun 9 2003, 09:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> If watermelon wasn't so friggin sticky it would be my snack food of choice.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
..what the heck kind of water mellon do you eat?!

Anyway.. String Cheese>every other snack food.. period.

hellokitty · June 2003

triscuits..now there's something i haven't had in ages. they're good but not my favorite snack of all time. i like the cheeze crackers like goldfish and cheez nips.

i'm hungry now.. thanks a lot. all i have are apples and potstickers in the fridge..

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tbZBeAst · June 2003

"Potstickers"?

That sounds less a snack food than a device of torture.

Still not talking? Time to use the potsticker!

SoulSkorpion · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> ([tbZ]BeAst @ Jun 10 2003, 07:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> "Potstickers"?

That sounds less a snack food than a device of torture.

Still not talking? Time to use the potsticker!  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Well, so does "triscuit".

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>'All right, all <i>right</i>,' said the Supreme Grand Master testily. 'Just a yes would have done. Is the triple circle well and truly traced? Art all here who Art Here? And it be well for an knowlessman that he should not be here, for he would be taken from this place and his gaskin slit, his moules shown to the four winds, his welchet torn asunder with many hooks and his trisciut placed upon a spike'</td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> - Adapted from Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett.

Gliss · June 2003

</span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (coil @ Jun 9 2003, 05:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Ramen noodles do, indeed, pwn. However, Triscuits are the God of the cracker world. Add cheddar or cream cheese. Mmm.

Ritz? Too crumbly. Wheat Thins? Are you mad, or just stupid? <img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif'> They turn into absolute mush in your mouth - eating wheat thins without a *very* large beverage to wash them down is about as smart as a submarine with a screen door.  </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> 
Remember that Triscuits are the gods of the cracker world. However, Ramen noodles are still god of, you know, noodle world.

Triscuits Rule

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