Turkey Hunting

BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
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I know for a fact that there are some hunters around here and I wanna know if anyone can reccomend a really good turkey shooter. I was thinking of one of Rugers o/u shotguns but if someones got a better idea, tell me.
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  • OttoDestructOttoDestruct Join Date: 2002-11-08 Member: 7790Members
    Turkeys are so stupid they can drown if they look up when its raining..... why would you need a gun to kill one?
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    Because I dont feel like chasing turkeys with a stick.
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  • Dirty_Harry_PotterDirty_Harry_Potter Join Date: 2002-11-21 Member: 9500Members
    south park ? <!--emo&:p--><img src='http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/html/emoticons/tounge.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tounge.gif'><!--endemo-->
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  • lolfighterlolfighter Snark, Dire Join Date: 2003-04-20 Member: 15693Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--BadKarma+Jun 14 2003, 11:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jun 14 2003, 11:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Because I dont feel like chasing turkeys with a stick. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    's much more fun tho'.
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  • MoquiaoMoquiao Join Date: 2003-05-09 Member: 16168Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--BadKarma+Jun 14 2003, 10:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jun 14 2003, 10:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Because I dont feel like chasing turkeys with a stick. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    ROFL good answer.
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  • uber_tweeduber_tweed Join Date: 2003-06-11 Member: 17276Members
    yeah turkeys are really stupid. Sombody i knew had a turkey farm where most of them died by piling on top of eachother to stay warm in the winter. Also heard about them drowning in the rain too from looking up.

    anywho

    Turkeys < kiwi
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  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    edited June 2003
    Its not worth it, i did it once and realised wild turkey taste like ****.
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  • Marik_SteeleMarik_Steele To rule in hell... Join Date: 2002-11-20 Member: 9466Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--BadKarma+Jun 14 2003, 04:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jun 14 2003, 04:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Because I dont feel like chasing turkeys with a stick. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But isn't a rifle or shotgun also known as a "big boom stick"?
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  • SaltySalty Join Date: 2002-11-05 Member: 6970Members
    <!--QuoteBegin--Marik_Steele+Jun 14 2003, 06:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Marik_Steele @ Jun 14 2003, 06:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin--BadKarma+Jun 14 2003, 04:36 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (BadKarma @ Jun 14 2003, 04:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Because I dont feel like chasing turkeys with a stick. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd-->
    But isn't a rifle or shotgun also known as a "big boom stick"? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd-->
    You don't have to chase them.
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  • X_StickmanX_Stickman Not good enough for a custom title. Join Date: 2003-04-15 Member: 15533Members, Constellation
    edited June 2003
    Walk around the turkies colony (yes, colony) casualy, as if nothings going to happen. Make sure none of the others are looking, and grab a young one from behind it's mother while she's not looking (window shopping probably), then run off, taking care to avoid the Turkey Police. Proceed to bash the bab turkey around the head repeatedly untill it enters the state of "Not Being Alive Any More", then eat. Oh, cook first. Works on Baboons too.
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  • BadKarmaBadKarma The Advanced Literature monsters burned my house and gave me a 7 Join Date: 2002-11-12 Member: 8260Members
    No one here has any reccomendations? Anyone?
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